Here's a new story. I don't know if I'll continue or leave it were it's at. I guess it depends on you. So review and I may write more.

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO.

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Jiraya tried to keep a straight face. He was failing miserably.

Tsunade was having trouble keeping her anger in check. She wanted to kill Jiraya.

"Can I come in?"

"Is it really that cold outside?"

"Yes!!"

Jiraya moved out of the doorway so Tsunade could walk in. He looked at her ass in the red band.

"Here I am. I followed the bet."

Jiraya nodded and was thankful for making that bet.

*** Flashback ***

Jiraya watched Tsunade as she frantically search for her sake.

"Were the hell is it?"

Jiraya looked at the plant in the corner and saw a sake bottle. He wondered how long it would take her to find it.

After Tsunade destroyed her office, she looked at the plant. "Oh my God!! My sake!!!"

Jiraya rolled his eyes at her addiction. But he didn't care when she started jumping.

When she stopped, she chugged half of the bottle down.

Jiraya shook his head. "If I had known you would've become an alcoholic, I wouldn't have ever given you sake."

"Hey shut up. I'm not an alcoholic."

"Oh right explains why your office is destroyed."

Tsunade looked around and her eyebrows shot up. "Right." She shook her head and said, "I'm not an alcoholic."

"The first stage is denial."

"Jiraya. I will beat you."

"Won't."

"Wanna bet?"

"You'll lose but fine. You give up sake for a week and you can beat me and I won't fight back." Tsunade grew very interested with this bet. "If you don't then you have to…" Jiraya thought about it. "You'll have to show up on my doorstep dressed as a present."

"Fine. It'll be fun beating you. Literally and figuratively."

"Don't count all your ducks yet. I'll enjoy seeing my new present."

*** End Flashback***

Explains how Tsunade was standing there looking like a present. She had two long strips of red ribbon, the thickest possible, around her boobs and ass. She also wore an extremely ticked off expression.

'Stupid Jiraya. Always messing with me. If he just left alone' thought Tsunade.

***Flashback 2***

It was the sixth day of their bet. It looked like Tsunade might actually win a bet.

Jiraya couldn't have that. He liked his face in one piece.

So what does he do? He invites Tsunade out for dinner.

"Hey Tsunade."

"What old perv? Can't you see that I'm busy?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever. Anyways, I'm taking you out for dinner tonight."

"Bullshit you are. I'm too busy."

"Sleeping?"

"Screw you perv."

"Don't get mad at me if I hit the screw on the head, hag."

"If I go, were you takin' me?"

"The new restaurant."

"You need a reservation."

"Got one."

Tsunade looked for an excuse. Unfortunately, she found none. She grudgingly accepted. "Fine. Later pick me up okay. I'm not walking by the way."

"Admit it. You like Gamabunta."

"I'll admit it to no one."

"Fine."

Poof.

"You know I hate it when you do that!"

Later that day, closer to night…

"Maybe we shouldn't have taken Gamabunta!"

"You picked him!"

Tsunade almost fell off him.

"Oh shit Tsunade! How many times do I have to tell you to hang on?!"

"Maybe a million more times will do the trick!"

When they (finally) reached the restaurant, Tsunade fell to the ground and kissed it. "I'm never getting on that toad again! So help me God!"

"That's what you said last time."

"I mean it this time."

"You said that last time too."

Tsunade glared daggers at him.

They walked in and were immediately seated.

They ordered and their food was brought out and a …

Bottle of sake.

Tsunade stared at the bottle. Her precious.

Jiraya picked up the bottle and poured out two drinks. "Here old hag. Let's put aside our differences." He held out a cup to her. "Oh wait. You aren't allowed to have any. Well I'll just drink yours." And he slammed back both shots.

Tsunade whimpered and pouted.

Jiraya grinned devilishly and asked the waiter, "Can I get a sake bomb? Me and the lady will share. Oh wait. You can't have sake, huh Tsunade?"

"I will kill you."

"Hopefully after I see my present."

"The waiter returned with the sake bomb and Jiraya said, "Oh excuse me. I have to go to the little, pervs room." He got up and left to the restroom.

Tsunade's eyes bored holes into the sake bottle. She looked over at the restrooms and didn't see Jiraya. So, she gulped down that bomb as if her life depended on it.

Suddenly, Jiraya popped out of nowhere and said, "Aha!! Caught you red handed! You lost the bet! I'm going to enjoy my present."

Tsunade shot up and looked around for an escape route. She kneed Jiraya and screamed "You bastard!"

Meanwhile, Jiraya shouted, "Ahhhh!!!! My goods!" and he collapsed on the floor.

"This doesn't count!"

"It does present!"

"I hate you!!"

"Join the club! Special membership deal. Limited time offer."

Tsunade kicked him and stormed off. But not before Jiraya shouted, "I'll see you tomorrow present!"

***End Flashback2***

And that's how Tsunade ended up on Jiraya's doorstep.

She turned and glared at Jiraya. Who was staring at her ass. Jiraya's eyes shot up to Tsunade's face and he smiled sheepishly. "What now?" Tsunade asked.

"Well I do like unwrapping presents."

"Oh hell no. Keep your perverted hands over there."

"But it's bad form to leave a present unwrapped."

"I don't care." Tsunade took her eyes off Jiraya so she could look around. (Big mistake)

When she faced Jiraya again, he was a lot closer.

His hands reached out and Tsunade tried to block them.

Either she wasn't trying very hard or Jiraya was very good because soon you see a red ribbon fall on the floor."

"BOOBIES!!!"

Tsunade looked down and covered them. She glared at Jiraya.

She was prepared to hit him, when Jiraya said, "I love you."

She opened her mouth to protest but closed it and replaced it with a confused expression. "Huh?"

"I lurve you."

Tsunade rolled her eyes. "You only love me for my boobs."

"Those are two fine points but no. I love you."

Tsunade suspiciously glared at him and then she walked up to him and…

Blank. What happens next? I don't know. You tell me. Literally. Send reviews to me and what ever I get I will write into a chapter. I'll give you credit and everything. So review, rate comment read. I don't care. Just enjoy. Gracias (thanks)