Kaori: Hi everyone! My name is Kaori and I'm the author of this story. Tonight it's all about daring your favourite Naruto characters, so if you have any dares, please review!

Mary: It's all about you, isn't it?

Kaori: Huh? Oh, sorry. Everyone, this is my friend Mary. She's helping me and will also be handing out the dares. The same goes for the guy over here. He's my brother, and his name is Jacob, but feel free to call him J-dawg.

Jacob: I hate that nickname…

Kaori: I know you do.

Jacob: …

Kaori: Anyway, everyone, here are the rules! The first rule is that no-

Mary: Kaori… Who are you talking to?

Kaori: I'm talking to the readers and to the Naruto cast. Do-oh.

Mary: … But the Naruto cast isn't here.

Kaori: Oh… I forgot… Hmm. Ok, I got it. *Doing some hand seals* NARUTO! CAST APPEARING NO JUTSU!

*POOF*

Sasuke: Idiot. There are no such jutsu.

Kankuro: Yeah. That was really lame.

Kaori: It doesn't matter. I'm the writer of this story, and you appeared, right?

Sasuke: But still. You should have used a su-

Mary: Stop complaining, Sasuke. You'll regret it when we start giving you dares.

Kaori: *Sigh* So, is everyone ready to hear the rules now?

The Naruto Cast: …

Kaori: I SAID IS EVERYONE READY TO HEAR THE RULES NOW!?

The Naruto Cast: YES!!!

Kaori: That's the spirit. Ok, rule number one, no killing eachother unless any of the dares say so!

Mary: And rule number two, *staring at Orochimaru* no going Michael Jackson all over the people here!

Orochimaru: Damn…

Mary: Uhm. Unless you get a dare that says so.

Orochimaru: At least there's still hope.

Kaori: Err… Uh… So, Jacob, tell them the third rule.

Jacob: … Is there a third rule? Hmm… Well, obviously all characters are alive. Until they get killed in this story, that is.

Kaori: You mean unless they get killed in this story.

Jacob: Oh, there will be deaths.

Kaori: No!!! Reviewers, please, no dares that includes Kiba getting killed!!! I mean… *Blush* I don't want any unnecessary deaths.

Kiba: Yahoo! Akamaru, we're safe! Thanks, Kaori.

Mary: That's not what she said, dog boy. Right, Kaori?

Kaori: Kiba knows… My name… *Faints*

Kiba: What's up with her?

Mary: Nothing, she'll be fine.*Sigh* Jacob, looks like we have to take it from here.

Jacob: Whatever… Did anyone do the disclaimer yet?

Mary: I don't think so. I'll do it. WE DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS HERE!!!

Jacob: Except for ourselves, obviously… And stop yelling, please.

Mary: Now, cast of Naruto, are you ready for some dares!?

The Naruto Cast: …

Mary: They are ignoring me, aren't they?

Jacob: Yup.

Mary: Fine. Readers, please review! Give us some good ideas for dares!!!

Lee: *Whispering something to Mary*

Mary: Huh, nice guy pose?

Lee: *Whispering something more*

Mary: But I'm a girl.

Lee: *Again, whispering to Mary*

Mary: Well, if you're sure the readers will definitely review if I do it... *Puts on the nice guy pose* Please review! Give us some awesome dares and we'll love you forever!

Jacob: Speak for yourself...

Mary: Oh, and by the way, if anyone wants to dare Kabuto to stop working for Orochimaru so that I can marry him, I won't mind!

Jacob: Well, we're off. See you soon, or whatever.

Mary: See ya!