AN: Dnt flame muh story prepz and posrs
Fangz to hekyn nd chroma 4 da help! U ROK! MCR ROX! 111
My name is Jude Dark'ness Dementia Crimson Way and have short red hair (thats how I got my name) I waz traveling threw da woodz and tripped on a nice boulder and landed on a swamp.
O know dis wuz shraks swump, i ran as quickly as i culd and ended up in the kingdum off duloxk, i checker the info box it sang sum preppy song and cried when it was over (geddit bc im goffik).
I waz walking around when i heard a voice
"Excuze meh" the voice said i turned around but ddint see any1 "down here" I looked down it was...LORD FUCK WAD i begam to sweat thisbman hated fairybtail creatures and tall people (i was both I'm tall and am vampire, geddit bc im goffik)
"Are you a fairy tail crature" the king asked me "Yes" ai said "Im a vampire"
"LOCK HIM UP!" all the kings horses and all the kings men tried to captire me but i opened my brown eyes that turned crimson lik muh hair anf used my mind control to stop them...I then looked at farquaad who seemed to be impressed.
We went back to the castle we made out and he led me to his room and i put my thingie in his tool sexily and we did it for the first time,
I wuz anoit to cum when all of a sudden
"WHST THE FICK IS GOING ON HER YOU GAY SHITS!"
It was...DONKAYY!11111!
AN: im but gong 2 upday unkes i gut 5 gud revois fangz 2 da goffiks and FUK DA PREPZ AND POSRS