Hello everyone, I'm, like, Hannah! You know today's, like, the best day of the whole year! Cause its like Halloween! Oh my gosh! As you can like see, I'm like a girly girl for Halloween, with nail polish and the like totally cute outfits. So I like wrote this little fic because I was like SO bored and the T.V. show I was just watching, was so 5 seconds ago, I mean, like, yeah, so READ, or what ever you fanfiction nerds do…uh!
READIt was 8:00 on Halloween and Zatch and Kiyo were in the living room talking and yeah.
"so what's this whole 'Halloween' thingy about, Kiyo?" Zatch asked
"well, all the kids get to go door to door and say 'trick or treat' and then someone gives them candy" Kiyo explained
"wow, kiyo!" Zatch exclaimed "that sounds like fun! Can I go?"
"yeah, sure" Kiyo said "it's tonight, get Tia and Ponygon to come to, I'll be busy"
"ok" Zatch said skipping off to go find his friends "I wonder if they give out yellow tail"
after Zatch had gone, Kiyo was about to go call Megumi saying their date was on, when Kiyo's mom came in the room.
"Kiyo!" she said "did you just tell Zatch to go trick or treating all by himself?"
"no" Kiyo said "I told him to go with Ponygon and Tia"
"but their just kids" Kiyo's mom said "you should go with them"
"but mom" Kiyo groaned "I'm busy tonight!"
"well to bad go with them" Kiyo's mom ordered
"can't you?" Kiyo asked
"no, I have to give out candy" Kiyo's mom explained "so get dressed up"
"I'm to old for that, mom" Kiyo said "I'll just get Suzy to do it"
"fine" Kiyo's mom said indifferently and left the room.
Kiyo called Suzy and told her to take Zatch and Tia and Ponygon trick or treating, and Suzy agreed, but only if Kiyo would give her a kiss. Kiyo just had to go on a date with Megumi so agreed.
Thirty minutes later, Suzy barged in the door dressed in a costume of a banana. "I HERE! KIYO-MIYO!" she yelled "see what I am, I'm a fruit, a banana to be exact!"
"that's great Suzy" Kiyo said "now go find Zatch, Tia and Ponygon"
"ok" Suzy said "but where's my kiss?"
"I'll…uh….give it to you later, after you take them trick or treating" Kiyo said quickly backing away from the puckered up girl in front of him "yeah, that's it"
"ok!" the ever naive Suzy exclaimed and rushed out the door to find Zatch and his two friends.
"finally" Kiyo said "I can call Megumi"
just as Kiyo was about to pick up the phone, Kane, wearing his dino-hunting gear, burst in the door. "hey Kiyo!" He said "let's go dinosaur hunting!"
"no way" Kiyo said "don't you know, dinosaurs are extinct!"
"that's what they want you to think!" Kane said "as a matter of fact I saw three babies dinosaurs today!"
"those are just kids in costumes!" Kiyo yelled "its Halloween, you idiot!"
"oh yeah" Kane said "I'll check my handy dandy prehistoric calendar!" Kane pulled out a calendar and read "aha!" he exclaimed "it says Halloween isn't until 100 more billion years!"
"WHO WROTE THAT?" Kiyo shouted "A DINOSAUR!?"
"yeah, a dinosaur did write it" Kane said "you are a genius"
"GET OUT!" Kiyo yelled and kicked Kane out the door.
Sighing Kiyo picked up the phone to call Megumi again but before he could dial the next number….
"KIYO!"
"what!" Kiyo said, putting down the phone and looking to see who had yelled at him this time.
"it is I! Milordo-Z!"
"ok, stop the act, I know it's you Dr Riddles" Kiyo said flatly. (it can't be a story by me without Dr Riddles)
"awww…' Dr Riddles mumbled and pulled off his Milordo-Z masked "how did you know?"
"well, Brago and Sherry sent Zofis back to the mamodo world, a few months ago" Kiyo said (I think this is true or not)
"oh…" Dr Riddles mumbled the looked up "well Kiddo's here! And he was sent back!"
"well woopty-doo!" Kiyo exclaimed sarcastically "he's only here cause the author allows him to be" (ahh…just like old times)
"humph" Dr Riddles said "hey where is Kiddo anyway?"
"beats me" Kiyo said
Meanwhile…
Kiddo and Lady Susan were at a fancy restaurant….
"oh, Lady Susan" Kiddo said "we will never be torn apart"
"Dr Riddles will never find out" Lady Susan said (she sure likes her younger men)
Back with Kiyo…"well I have to go!" Dr Riddles said "the wonderful Majestic 11 are waiting" (yes, one of them is still dead, see my Zatch's Camp Adventure) Dr Riddles ran out the door.
"few" Kiyo sighed " I hate Halloween"
Kiyo picked up the phone and was about to be able to talk to Megumi when Folgore and Kanchome smashed down the door and fell on top of Kiyo, making the phone hang up.
"oh, sorry about" Folgore said in his Italian accent "me and Kanchome, we came all the way from Italy to say hello"
"more like you cam all the way from Italy to see your fan club in costume" Kiyo muttered "and just came here so Kanchome would get some free candy"
"yep!" Kanchome exclaimed munching on a candy bar "that's the truth, you sure are smart"
"whatever" Kiyo said "take all the candy you want, just get out of here"
"but Kiyo" Folgore said "it's only 9:50, I was thinking of getting my friends and having a party" (for the 9:00 part he has been interrupted for an hour)
"not here you won't!" Kiyo yelled "GET OUT!"
Folgore and Kanchome trudged out of the room and left the building.
"and now to call Megumi" Kiyo said
and as he was about to call Megumi he was, as you might have guessed, he was bothered again this time, by Apollo.
"hey Kiyo" Apollo said as he (actually) walked in the door "what's up?"
"nothing" Kiyo said, annoyed the he was interrupted yet again "what are you doing here"
"I don't know," Apollo said "I wasn't her to see Megumi, of course" he said quickly.
"what?" Kiyo asked, shocked
"nothing, gotta go" Apollo ran out the door.
"that was weird' Kiyo said "better call Megumi quickly"
Kiyo picked up the phone and was dialing Megumi's cell phone number when a little girl came in. Kiyo could only stare and her GIANT teeth that were sticking grotesquely out of her mouth and wondered where did she get that costume. (you all know who she is)
"what are you staring at" Naomi, the girl said to Kiyo who was still gaping at how ugly she was. "haven't you ever seen someone hot before?"
"yeah" Kiyo muttered "and she certainly wasn't you"
"I'm looking for Zatch" Naomi declared "and I know he lives here, where is he?"
"he went trick or treating" Kiyo told Naomi
"fine, I'll go find him" Naomi left
"ok" Kiyo said taking in a deep breath "I better call Megumi"
Kiyo picked up the phone at 10:00 and called Megumi.
"hi Megumi" Kiyo said into the phone when Megumi picked up.
"Kiyo?" Megumi, on the other end asked "why didn't you call earlier?"
"well because…." Kiyo said, at a loss for an explanation of that nights events.
"you were with that Suzy girl, weren't you" Megumi said "how dare you cheat on me! We're through!"
"uuuhhhh…." Kiyo said and Megumi hung up, slamming the phone so the noise hurt Kiyo's ear.
just then Suzy, Zatch, Tia and Ponygon burst in the door. "we're back!" they said, presumably high on smarties.
"hows it goin', Kiyo" Zatch asked dimly giggling.
"meru, meru me!" Ponygon said and passed out (he was drunk or cider)
"I gotta go home hahaha" Tia laughed "that was some trick or treating Zatch" she winked at Zatch. "if ya know what I mean" (I'd rather not know)
"heheheh" Zatch laughed and passed out
"so Kiyo" Suzy hiccupped, while cracking up "hows about my kiss?" Suzy puckered up, slobbered all over Kiyo and passed out.
"YUCK!" Kiyo yelled "I wanted my first kiss to be with Megumi! Waaaaaah!"
Kiyo looked down at the passed out bodies on the floor that sometimes twitched form the sugar they had gained, he whipped the slobber of his mouth and sat down on the couch.
"I hate Halloween"
ENDLike, I hate it too! To scary for a, like, girly girl like me! Did you, like, like this one-shot or what? oh my gosh! It was my first one so, like, be nice in your reviews, ok?