merrow@randomfandom.com - send this to Merrovv-san when finished*
Disclaimer: Fruits Basket and Ranma ½ does not belong to me
In the spirit of Hentai
By: Averry " Sakki" Kinomoto
One evening Nerima everything seemed all to quite. Then you hear the
silence being broken by " RRRAAAAAAANNNNMMMMAAAAAA!!!!!!! WWHHY THE FUCK
WERE YOU DOING IN HAPPOUSAI'S THINGS?! YOU IDIOT! RANMA NO BAKA!!!" Then we
hear a *splash then a *crash. Before seeing a busty red headed figure
sailing through the sky saying "Kawaiikunee!"
As we take a look at what caused a commotion we see a scroll. Though it looks old it has been very well preserved with a very frilly panty with little bow ties at the sides securely around it. As we take a closer look upon it we see something written old Chinese. It seemed to have warnings slapped upon it. Then the panties that were around to scroll seems slip off for exact reason. Then suddenly the scroll pulses with rosy light that seems to seduce you. Before the light stops then out comes a demented looking condom that has little horns, beady eyes, and seems to be wearing a tiger printed bikini. (O_o) "I Am FrRrEeEeE from mY iMpRiSoNeMeNt!! DeCaDeS iT hAs SiNcE I last created sexual tension! Now I the oni of ecchiness to ensue sexual hell!!!! Mwa ha ha ha aha hahah ha ha ahha ahh! cough" Then we see the strange thing collapse. Before we see little zzzzZZZZZ to indicate that our little creature is indeed asleep. Only to rise again to say " I'll take a nap after I possess a good body that won't reject me. Neh heh heh." It jumps out of the person hole made earlier. To search for a body.
::In Nekohanten::
" I sense that probably Happousai is leaving the district. Mabe Shampoo's lingerie won't be stolen so this could mean a good chance to win over Son-in-law. Ho ho ho ho!" cackled a diminutive form.
:: Back to our oni :: Our said oni has been hopping body to body for weeks and couldn't find a good enough host. " Dammit! What's with these people and holding on to their virginities these days I don't understand it!" as he got ejected yet again by another person. He jumped building to building as he spotted a young girl who was walking by a strangely handsome boy, but with his delicate feminine features it was hard to tell if it indeed was a boy. The oni zeroed in his target the girl. ' She seems to empty headed enough to let anything in and no strong will to speak of! Even if she does look a little to pure for his liking. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.' The oni jumped into the body of said girl. " Oh.crap this is going to hurt.."
Honda Tohru was happily walking with Yuki-kun when suddenly she was hit by a terrible headache. It seemed that something tried to burrow in to her head rather violently. Yuki was smiling happily with his Honda-san when she gasped, clutched her head in pain before long her she was brought down to her knees, and her body started to shake. Yuki heart was tightened in absolute terror. He yelled out " Honda-san! Honda-san!!! What's wrong?! Do you want me to call the hospital?!?!" His panic-stricken voice seemed to have a calming effect on her as she slumped against a building wall.
:: Inside Tohru's mind::
" Ugh. I feel like the crap's been kicked out of me. soo tired.." the Oni said.
:: outside ::
" Honda-san daijoubu desu ka?" Yuki is still hovering over Tohru when she came to and said to Yuki smiling brightly " I'm fine. Never better in fact." Yuki froze when he heard the almost seductive cant in her voice. She held her still as she stood up. " I'll be fine when I get home.. I feel rather tired.."
I swear to you all this will go under many revision and be kind since this my first time ever writing a fic.
As we take a look at what caused a commotion we see a scroll. Though it looks old it has been very well preserved with a very frilly panty with little bow ties at the sides securely around it. As we take a closer look upon it we see something written old Chinese. It seemed to have warnings slapped upon it. Then the panties that were around to scroll seems slip off for exact reason. Then suddenly the scroll pulses with rosy light that seems to seduce you. Before the light stops then out comes a demented looking condom that has little horns, beady eyes, and seems to be wearing a tiger printed bikini. (O_o) "I Am FrRrEeEeE from mY iMpRiSoNeMeNt!! DeCaDeS iT hAs SiNcE I last created sexual tension! Now I the oni of ecchiness to ensue sexual hell!!!! Mwa ha ha ha aha hahah ha ha ahha ahh! cough" Then we see the strange thing collapse. Before we see little zzzzZZZZZ to indicate that our little creature is indeed asleep. Only to rise again to say " I'll take a nap after I possess a good body that won't reject me. Neh heh heh." It jumps out of the person hole made earlier. To search for a body.
::In Nekohanten::
" I sense that probably Happousai is leaving the district. Mabe Shampoo's lingerie won't be stolen so this could mean a good chance to win over Son-in-law. Ho ho ho ho!" cackled a diminutive form.
:: Back to our oni :: Our said oni has been hopping body to body for weeks and couldn't find a good enough host. " Dammit! What's with these people and holding on to their virginities these days I don't understand it!" as he got ejected yet again by another person. He jumped building to building as he spotted a young girl who was walking by a strangely handsome boy, but with his delicate feminine features it was hard to tell if it indeed was a boy. The oni zeroed in his target the girl. ' She seems to empty headed enough to let anything in and no strong will to speak of! Even if she does look a little to pure for his liking. Oh well, beggars can't be choosers.' The oni jumped into the body of said girl. " Oh.crap this is going to hurt.."
Honda Tohru was happily walking with Yuki-kun when suddenly she was hit by a terrible headache. It seemed that something tried to burrow in to her head rather violently. Yuki was smiling happily with his Honda-san when she gasped, clutched her head in pain before long her she was brought down to her knees, and her body started to shake. Yuki heart was tightened in absolute terror. He yelled out " Honda-san! Honda-san!!! What's wrong?! Do you want me to call the hospital?!?!" His panic-stricken voice seemed to have a calming effect on her as she slumped against a building wall.
:: Inside Tohru's mind::
" Ugh. I feel like the crap's been kicked out of me. soo tired.." the Oni said.
:: outside ::
" Honda-san daijoubu desu ka?" Yuki is still hovering over Tohru when she came to and said to Yuki smiling brightly " I'm fine. Never better in fact." Yuki froze when he heard the almost seductive cant in her voice. She held her still as she stood up. " I'll be fine when I get home.. I feel rather tired.."
I swear to you all this will go under many revision and be kind since this my first time ever writing a fic.