I jump up and grab the handle of the cabinet and rip it open to find no potatoes. Then I realize. Someone STOLE the potatoes. BUT WHO?! WHO WOULD DO SUCH A CRIME?!
Magnifying glass in hand, I walk around town investigating. I stop at Mrs. Nelson's house. I kick the door open and scream; "WHERE ARE THE POTATOES?!"
I stop at everyone's house repeating the same thing over and over. Eventually, I was given a speeding ticket. I don't know why.
I know who stole the potatoes. Last week Cocoa came down to my house. She took something from the cabinet. IT WAS THE BAG OF POTATOES! My little legs carry me down the street.
I rush to Cocoa's house and head-butt the door open. Cocoa flies her hands in the air, frightened. "ALRIGHT! THE JIGS UP! WHERE ARE THE POTATOES?!" I scream, making a gun-looking shape with my hands. "I don't have them, swear!" Cocoa jumps back. I grab a walkie-talkie out of my pocket. "Commander Sophie, come in, commander Sophie, we have an issue, Cocoa has stolen the potatoes and is lying so she doesn't get arrested, over." The walkie-talkie responds; "I'm coming in now, over!" Suddenly...
The door slams open and I fall to the floor with Cocoa's stinky feet in front of my nose. Sophie hovers over me. "Oh, sorry!" How could this happen to me? Made my mistakes. Got no where to run! (and the rest of the words) starts playing. (i suck so bad oh my god plz kill me)
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!
Notes:
Never let Cocoa touch the potatoes
THE END! :D