Hey. There are a lot of stories about girls falling into Middle Earth who want to be there. What about a prissy little girl, who hates the outdoors and thinks that the movies and books are retarded. What would happen to her in Middle Earth?
Of course, I love the movies, but the books are much better. I just thought it was a nice twist on the girl falls into Middle Earth thing. Actually the idea came this past week when my little prissy friend was talking about how she hated the LOTR movies and such. So me and my other two friends made fun of her for it and came up with the prissy girl in Middle Earth thing.
So here you go. First chapter. Hope you like it. I'll post the second chapter whenever I get it finished. Probably tomorrow. Read and review.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Lord of the Rings. Or anything else other than the characters I make up.
Enjoy. Review and tell me what you think.
~Liza Jane
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"That movie was even worse than the first one!" Christina Mallory said as she, her brother, Brent, and boyfriend Travis walked out of the movie theater. The boys had tricked her into going to see the 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' that night and she was hating them for it.
"But you must say, it was a good plan." Brent said. They had tricked her by asking to borrow money to take her to see 'Two Weeks Notice' and she gave them the money, but instead they bought tickets for the Lord of the Rings and told her the wrong time to be at the movie theater. And since she hated wasting money, she sat through the three hour movie.
"No, I say that you better sleep with one eye open for taking my money." Christina said.
Travis put his arm around her. "Aw, come on baby doll. You know it was a great movie. Wouldn't it be awesome to go to such a place to live."
"Um, no...I would hate to live in such a place, where they have no idea what bathing is, and live in fear of having ugly things come and burn my home." Christina said in a snobby tone. "I have no idea how you can like a movie." She then walked ahead to the car.
Brent laughed at his 17 year old sister. She was such a girly-girl. She always wore stylish clothes and always dressed up like she had someone to impress. Given the fact that she was very pretty, with light brown, blonde streaked hair and grey eyes. She hated anything to do with the outdoors, bugs, or animals. She was the type of girl who would get B's or sometime C's in gym class because she would never do anything in the class, and would worry constantly about breaking a nail...And the boys loved to torture her for the way she was.
"I would pay big money to see her in Middle Earth." Travis said with a laugh. "'Little Prissy Girl Gets a Rude Awakening' is what they would call it."
Brent chuckled at the thought. "I love to see something like that."
"Too bad it can't happen." Travis said. "You know she's my girlfriend and I love her and all. But she needs to lighten up about certain things."
"Hey, its freezing out! Hurry up and let me in the car!" Christina yelled.
Travis pulled his keys out of his pockets. "Such as standing out in the cold for more than one minute." He said.
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Christina jumped up and down in the January cold. She and her cheerleader friends were standing outside the gym getting ready to go preform at the basketball half time show.
"Yeah, and so then Phil suddenly decides that we should go see that Lord of the Rings movie." Her friend, Samantha was saying. "I hated every minute of it."
Christina had to get in on that conversation. "I know. Travis and my dumb ass brother tricked me into seeing it." She said.
"Whoever came up with that is messed up." Samantha said.
Christina nodded."It is such a weird story." Christina tightened her ponytail and retied the baby blue ribbon in her hair. She was in her cheerleader uniform, which was the school colors, for the home games at least, baby blue sheevless tops, and short skirts, with navy lining and letters saying "Blue Jays" on it outlined in white and silver. Christina was an accomplished gymnast and dancer. She knew hip-hop, ballet/pointe, tap, and her favorite jazz. And she had the type of attitude to go along with it, like you only saw in TV shows and movies about dancers/cheerleaders.
"Tell me about it." Jenny, another cheerleader said. "And to think, there are all these weird-os out there about wanting to go to Middle Earth. Whats wrong with them?"
"I know. I would hate every minute of it if I some how got dropping in there." Christina said.
Their coach, Miss Reilly came out and told the girls it was time to get into their lines to enter the gym. All fourteen of the girls on the squad picked up their baby blue and navy pom-poms and formed into the two lines of seven. Then about a minute later, walked into the gym and began their routine.
"Five, six, seven, eight!" Donna, the captain of the cheerleading squad called out as their music, which was a Britney Spears medley of "Opps...I did it Again"/"Crazy"/"I'm a Slave for You". All the girls began the routine, which was choreographed to show off the gymnastic skills of the team, some more than others.
Christina went out in front of everyone, along with Jenny, and the did flip-flop passing over each other. Then they turned to go get back in their line formation, and do more dance moves with their pom-poms and dance spins. Then when it went to the first lift, which went fine. But then after more gymnast solos and more dancing, came the final pose. In which Christina was at the top. She had her usual smile on, and looked at the back wall. But the stupid mascot grabbed her attention and she looked down at the ground and froze.
The music ended and the crowd erupted with cheers. The other girls all got out of their poses and got the crowd pumped up for the second half of the game.
"Christina!" One of her friends yelled. "You ready to drop or what?"
Christina took a deep breath. "Yeah. I'm ready." She said. She was then dropped down into the arms of her fellow cheerleaders. Somehow, they dropped her shortly after catching her and she hit her head hard on the ground. It was all black for her from there.
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"Hey Pippin! Come here!" Christina heard someone call.
Christina's head throbbed with pain. The last thing she remebered was looking at the stupid blue jay mascot in the gym. She was probably in the clinic or something...she must have fainted or something.
"Its moving!" She heard.
"Excuse me! No one calls me 'it'." Christina thought. She opened her eyes and rolled onto her back. "Ouch!" She had a rock jammed into her back. Wait? A rock in the school's clinic?
She sat up and looked around. Wait, she was in the woods. What was she doing there? Where was she?
"I'm going to go get Gandalf." She heard.
Christina thought a minute. "Gandalf...Thats the old guy in those stupid movies." She thought. She then realized she was sitting on the dirt and stood up, causing a pain spell in her head again. She began dusting off her uniform and noticed a short little kid with curly hair standing there.
"Hello...Who are you?" She asked.
He looked at her. "I should be asking the same question." he said. "Who are you, and what city are you from where you are allowed to wear that?"
Christina looked at her outfit. "Well I'm sorry if you are omish and don't like girls in short skirts." She said.
"Omish?" He asked confused.
Another short kid, a tall guy with grey hair, and another guy with rather long brown hair. They all looked at Christina in shock.
"Gandalf...What is omish?" The little one asked.
The old guy looked at the short one. "I do not know Meridoc. Where did you find her?"
"Just right there. She was sleeping."
Christina put her hands on her hips. "I have a name you know."
"Forgive me, fair maiden." The old man said. "May I ask what is your name?"
"Christina Mallory." She said.
He nodded, then whispered to the other man. "Must not be from around here." He said, then turned back to Christina. "Where are you from?"
"Albany..." She said, getting confused looks. "In New York." Still confused looks. "NEW YORK! You know...The state with New York City in it!"
The little one gave her a look. "The only thing I understood in all that was city."
"Wait...You don't know where New York is?" She asked. "Where are you from?"
"Gondor." The one brown hair guy answered.
"The Shire." The other little one said.
"Huh? And you thought I was crazy." Christina said. "Wait...Where am I?"
"Middle Earth of course."
Christina wanted to scream. Middle Earth! Guys with hair way to long and in despite need of a shower, bugs, dirt, and those ugly things...Orcs or whatever. No, she was dreaming. She pinched her arm.
"What are you doing?"
"This a dream...I have wake up." Christina said, almost in a panic.
The little one who she had confused with the word 'omish' came forward. "I'll help you there." He then kicked her knee.
Christina rubbed her knee, he may be small, but he had metal fee. She then looked at him. "You know...My arm is stronger than your whole body." She said, getting a 'and your point is' look from him. "So don't mess with me."
"Now now..." The old man said. "No need to make threats. Christina, you may come with our company. Prehaps we can help you find your way back to New York as you said."
Christina scoffed. "Fine." She had no choice but to go with these people who probably bathed once a year. Gross! She thought.
"I say we let the orcs find her."
"Oh no that would not be right." he said. "Come along Christina."
Christina looked down and noticed that her prefectly white skechers were covered in dirt, and not far from it was her gym bag. She ran over to it. Everything was in there...Her jeans, shirt and sweatshirt. Her walkman and CDs. Hairbrush. Toothbrush. Make-up. And her dance shoes. "Good, if I have to be in this place at least I have my make-up." She then picked it up and followed the four back to a bunch of rocks where there were more Middle Earth, Lord of the Rings people.
"Boromir, Legolas, Gimli..." The old guy called to them. "Samwise, Frodo. We have a new companion. Christina...of Albany. We must help her find her way back to New York."
"What sort of name is Christina?" The elf said, Legolas. She had seen his picture enough in posters.
"My name..." Christina said. "Thereofore it is a good one."
Legolas stared at her. Then turned and walked away.
"Now Legolas, Christina is lost, we must be gentlemen and help her find her way." The old man, Gandalf, if Christina was remember correctly.
"Um...You all know my names what are yours?" She asked.
"I am Gandalf, the Grey." He answered.
"Good, I was right." Christina thought.
"The one whom you were speaking with was Legolas, of Mirkwood." He continued. "I shall let everyone else introduce themselves."
Christina looked over at the short one with blue eyes. He walked over to her. "Hello...Christy-na." He said. "I'm Frodo Baggins, and this is my friend, Samwise Gamgee."
Christina hated how he pronounced her name. But she nodded. "Nice to meet you both."
"I am Boromir." The tall guy with redish hair told her.
"Gosh they have weird names." Christina said, remembering how she and her friends made fun of all of them the year before after the Fellowship of the Ring came out.
"And I am Aragorn." The one with dark brown hair said.
"I thought your name was Strider." Christina blurt out. Opps...
Aragorn looked at her. "How did you know that?"
Christina stuttered a moment. "Um, well it is just that...I name is so you. How could your name not be Strider. If you know what I mean." She said, trying to make it look like she just guessed it.
Legolas ran back over. "It is a sort of witchcraft! She knows our names."
Christina gave him a nasty look. He just stared at her. "You know, everyone else may think you are really hot...But you really could use a haircut."
"Everyone thinks I'm hot?" Legolas asked, letting his guard down. Then getting fierce again. "That is not my point."
Christina laughed. "Yeah whatever." She then turned and saw the dwarf...What was his name again? "Hello...Who are you?"
"I am Gimli, son of Gloin." He answered. "It is a pleasure to meet you."
Christina smiled sweetly. "And it is nice to meet you too." She said in her completely fake preppy voice.
"Now, you would probably like to rest. We have quite a ways to go." Gandalf said.
Christina put her bag down. "Okay."
"What is omish?" She heard. It was that little dork who she had first seen when she was dropped into Middle earth.
"I ask again." He said to Christina. "What is omish."
"Old fashioned people." Christina replied.
"Well I do not think it is omish to wonder where you are from to dress in such a way." He said.
Christina smirked. "Oh look. There is something on the ground that I need to pick up." She said.
"No there isn't. " He said, rolling his eyes.
Christina thought to herself. "Bend...and...snap." As she bent down and picked up a small rock then snapped up.
He looked at her as though she was crazy. "Um...You confuse me..."
"What is your name?"
"Merry..." He replied. "And this is my friend, Pippin." The hobbit next to him waved.
"Okay...Its nice to meet you Pippin and Mary." She said. Who names a guy Mary? Thats a girls name. She thought.
"Mary?" He asked.
"Yeah, you said that was your name."
"Its M-E-R-R-Y!" He yelled. "MER-RY!"
Christina, and his little Pippin friend laughed. "Okay, no need to be a spaz."
He stopped huffing. "Spaz?"
Oh boy. I guess I should have payed more attention in English class. She thought. She then tried to explain to him slang...But she only confused her more. Within a half hour he found out what, omish, spaz, dork, shit, damn, and pizza meant. But he was convinced she was crazy and making it all up.
"How do you get your hair to be so many colors?" Pippin asked.
"Hair dye." She anwsered.
"You kill your hair?" Merry asked. He then stood up and picked something off the ground. Then came back.
"No...Its this special stuff I use to change my hair color." Christina said.
"I want to see it closer." Merry said as he went behind Christina and made her sit down. He began to play with her ponytail. He then pulled the back of her top and shoved something down it.
Christina shoot up. "What did you put down my back?" She asked.
Merry snickered. "A spider." He said.
Christina screamed and jumped up and down like a freak. She hated spiders. That was so mean.
"Whats wrong?" Aragorn asked as he ran over, and saw both the hobbits howling with laughter.
"I put a spider down her back." Merry answered through laughing.
Aragorn too began to laugh. "How can you be after of a spider?" He asked.
Christina finally saw the spider drop to the ground and crawl away. She then looked at Merry. "I'm going to hit you..." She said making a fist and watching towards him.
"Only if you can catch me." Merry said. he then kicked her again and ran off.
"I hate you!" Christina yelled at him.
"Same to you! You...Damn shit dork!" He yelled back.
"That doesn't even make sense!" She said as she limped after him.
Gandalf stood up. "Stop it!" They ignored him and Merry continued to run around the camp mocking Christina. "I said stop it!" Merry and Christina then ran past him and he nearly fell.
Christina then grabbed the back of his cape. She then pinned him to the ground.
Merry continued to laugh at her. "Now I know you hate spiders and probably all other bugs. I think I am going to enjoy you being here."
Christina pulled his hair, but then jumped up and looked for something to wipe her hand on. "Who it kill you to wash you hair?"
"Yes it would...." he then turned to Pippin who appeared at Merry's side suddenly. "How do you wash your hair?"
"I don't know." Pippin answered.
Christina then limped off and sat on a rock pouting. I want to go home. She thought. My head hurts and these guys suck! She then sat there until the company began to move again.
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Haha. Like it?
Oh yeah, I don't have anything against cheerleaders. One of my best friends actually is a cheerleader. I just thought that Christina would fit the description of one of those cheerleaders from the movies.
I'll post the second chapter sometime tomorrow.
Of course, I love the movies, but the books are much better. I just thought it was a nice twist on the girl falls into Middle Earth thing. Actually the idea came this past week when my little prissy friend was talking about how she hated the LOTR movies and such. So me and my other two friends made fun of her for it and came up with the prissy girl in Middle Earth thing.
So here you go. First chapter. Hope you like it. I'll post the second chapter whenever I get it finished. Probably tomorrow. Read and review.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Lord of the Rings. Or anything else other than the characters I make up.
Enjoy. Review and tell me what you think.
~Liza Jane
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"That movie was even worse than the first one!" Christina Mallory said as she, her brother, Brent, and boyfriend Travis walked out of the movie theater. The boys had tricked her into going to see the 'Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers' that night and she was hating them for it.
"But you must say, it was a good plan." Brent said. They had tricked her by asking to borrow money to take her to see 'Two Weeks Notice' and she gave them the money, but instead they bought tickets for the Lord of the Rings and told her the wrong time to be at the movie theater. And since she hated wasting money, she sat through the three hour movie.
"No, I say that you better sleep with one eye open for taking my money." Christina said.
Travis put his arm around her. "Aw, come on baby doll. You know it was a great movie. Wouldn't it be awesome to go to such a place to live."
"Um, no...I would hate to live in such a place, where they have no idea what bathing is, and live in fear of having ugly things come and burn my home." Christina said in a snobby tone. "I have no idea how you can like a movie." She then walked ahead to the car.
Brent laughed at his 17 year old sister. She was such a girly-girl. She always wore stylish clothes and always dressed up like she had someone to impress. Given the fact that she was very pretty, with light brown, blonde streaked hair and grey eyes. She hated anything to do with the outdoors, bugs, or animals. She was the type of girl who would get B's or sometime C's in gym class because she would never do anything in the class, and would worry constantly about breaking a nail...And the boys loved to torture her for the way she was.
"I would pay big money to see her in Middle Earth." Travis said with a laugh. "'Little Prissy Girl Gets a Rude Awakening' is what they would call it."
Brent chuckled at the thought. "I love to see something like that."
"Too bad it can't happen." Travis said. "You know she's my girlfriend and I love her and all. But she needs to lighten up about certain things."
"Hey, its freezing out! Hurry up and let me in the car!" Christina yelled.
Travis pulled his keys out of his pockets. "Such as standing out in the cold for more than one minute." He said.
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Christina jumped up and down in the January cold. She and her cheerleader friends were standing outside the gym getting ready to go preform at the basketball half time show.
"Yeah, and so then Phil suddenly decides that we should go see that Lord of the Rings movie." Her friend, Samantha was saying. "I hated every minute of it."
Christina had to get in on that conversation. "I know. Travis and my dumb ass brother tricked me into seeing it." She said.
"Whoever came up with that is messed up." Samantha said.
Christina nodded."It is such a weird story." Christina tightened her ponytail and retied the baby blue ribbon in her hair. She was in her cheerleader uniform, which was the school colors, for the home games at least, baby blue sheevless tops, and short skirts, with navy lining and letters saying "Blue Jays" on it outlined in white and silver. Christina was an accomplished gymnast and dancer. She knew hip-hop, ballet/pointe, tap, and her favorite jazz. And she had the type of attitude to go along with it, like you only saw in TV shows and movies about dancers/cheerleaders.
"Tell me about it." Jenny, another cheerleader said. "And to think, there are all these weird-os out there about wanting to go to Middle Earth. Whats wrong with them?"
"I know. I would hate every minute of it if I some how got dropping in there." Christina said.
Their coach, Miss Reilly came out and told the girls it was time to get into their lines to enter the gym. All fourteen of the girls on the squad picked up their baby blue and navy pom-poms and formed into the two lines of seven. Then about a minute later, walked into the gym and began their routine.
"Five, six, seven, eight!" Donna, the captain of the cheerleading squad called out as their music, which was a Britney Spears medley of "Opps...I did it Again"/"Crazy"/"I'm a Slave for You". All the girls began the routine, which was choreographed to show off the gymnastic skills of the team, some more than others.
Christina went out in front of everyone, along with Jenny, and the did flip-flop passing over each other. Then they turned to go get back in their line formation, and do more dance moves with their pom-poms and dance spins. Then when it went to the first lift, which went fine. But then after more gymnast solos and more dancing, came the final pose. In which Christina was at the top. She had her usual smile on, and looked at the back wall. But the stupid mascot grabbed her attention and she looked down at the ground and froze.
The music ended and the crowd erupted with cheers. The other girls all got out of their poses and got the crowd pumped up for the second half of the game.
"Christina!" One of her friends yelled. "You ready to drop or what?"
Christina took a deep breath. "Yeah. I'm ready." She said. She was then dropped down into the arms of her fellow cheerleaders. Somehow, they dropped her shortly after catching her and she hit her head hard on the ground. It was all black for her from there.
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"Hey Pippin! Come here!" Christina heard someone call.
Christina's head throbbed with pain. The last thing she remebered was looking at the stupid blue jay mascot in the gym. She was probably in the clinic or something...she must have fainted or something.
"Its moving!" She heard.
"Excuse me! No one calls me 'it'." Christina thought. She opened her eyes and rolled onto her back. "Ouch!" She had a rock jammed into her back. Wait? A rock in the school's clinic?
She sat up and looked around. Wait, she was in the woods. What was she doing there? Where was she?
"I'm going to go get Gandalf." She heard.
Christina thought a minute. "Gandalf...Thats the old guy in those stupid movies." She thought. She then realized she was sitting on the dirt and stood up, causing a pain spell in her head again. She began dusting off her uniform and noticed a short little kid with curly hair standing there.
"Hello...Who are you?" She asked.
He looked at her. "I should be asking the same question." he said. "Who are you, and what city are you from where you are allowed to wear that?"
Christina looked at her outfit. "Well I'm sorry if you are omish and don't like girls in short skirts." She said.
"Omish?" He asked confused.
Another short kid, a tall guy with grey hair, and another guy with rather long brown hair. They all looked at Christina in shock.
"Gandalf...What is omish?" The little one asked.
The old guy looked at the short one. "I do not know Meridoc. Where did you find her?"
"Just right there. She was sleeping."
Christina put her hands on her hips. "I have a name you know."
"Forgive me, fair maiden." The old man said. "May I ask what is your name?"
"Christina Mallory." She said.
He nodded, then whispered to the other man. "Must not be from around here." He said, then turned back to Christina. "Where are you from?"
"Albany..." She said, getting confused looks. "In New York." Still confused looks. "NEW YORK! You know...The state with New York City in it!"
The little one gave her a look. "The only thing I understood in all that was city."
"Wait...You don't know where New York is?" She asked. "Where are you from?"
"Gondor." The one brown hair guy answered.
"The Shire." The other little one said.
"Huh? And you thought I was crazy." Christina said. "Wait...Where am I?"
"Middle Earth of course."
Christina wanted to scream. Middle Earth! Guys with hair way to long and in despite need of a shower, bugs, dirt, and those ugly things...Orcs or whatever. No, she was dreaming. She pinched her arm.
"What are you doing?"
"This a dream...I have wake up." Christina said, almost in a panic.
The little one who she had confused with the word 'omish' came forward. "I'll help you there." He then kicked her knee.
Christina rubbed her knee, he may be small, but he had metal fee. She then looked at him. "You know...My arm is stronger than your whole body." She said, getting a 'and your point is' look from him. "So don't mess with me."
"Now now..." The old man said. "No need to make threats. Christina, you may come with our company. Prehaps we can help you find your way back to New York as you said."
Christina scoffed. "Fine." She had no choice but to go with these people who probably bathed once a year. Gross! She thought.
"I say we let the orcs find her."
"Oh no that would not be right." he said. "Come along Christina."
Christina looked down and noticed that her prefectly white skechers were covered in dirt, and not far from it was her gym bag. She ran over to it. Everything was in there...Her jeans, shirt and sweatshirt. Her walkman and CDs. Hairbrush. Toothbrush. Make-up. And her dance shoes. "Good, if I have to be in this place at least I have my make-up." She then picked it up and followed the four back to a bunch of rocks where there were more Middle Earth, Lord of the Rings people.
"Boromir, Legolas, Gimli..." The old guy called to them. "Samwise, Frodo. We have a new companion. Christina...of Albany. We must help her find her way back to New York."
"What sort of name is Christina?" The elf said, Legolas. She had seen his picture enough in posters.
"My name..." Christina said. "Thereofore it is a good one."
Legolas stared at her. Then turned and walked away.
"Now Legolas, Christina is lost, we must be gentlemen and help her find her way." The old man, Gandalf, if Christina was remember correctly.
"Um...You all know my names what are yours?" She asked.
"I am Gandalf, the Grey." He answered.
"Good, I was right." Christina thought.
"The one whom you were speaking with was Legolas, of Mirkwood." He continued. "I shall let everyone else introduce themselves."
Christina looked over at the short one with blue eyes. He walked over to her. "Hello...Christy-na." He said. "I'm Frodo Baggins, and this is my friend, Samwise Gamgee."
Christina hated how he pronounced her name. But she nodded. "Nice to meet you both."
"I am Boromir." The tall guy with redish hair told her.
"Gosh they have weird names." Christina said, remembering how she and her friends made fun of all of them the year before after the Fellowship of the Ring came out.
"And I am Aragorn." The one with dark brown hair said.
"I thought your name was Strider." Christina blurt out. Opps...
Aragorn looked at her. "How did you know that?"
Christina stuttered a moment. "Um, well it is just that...I name is so you. How could your name not be Strider. If you know what I mean." She said, trying to make it look like she just guessed it.
Legolas ran back over. "It is a sort of witchcraft! She knows our names."
Christina gave him a nasty look. He just stared at her. "You know, everyone else may think you are really hot...But you really could use a haircut."
"Everyone thinks I'm hot?" Legolas asked, letting his guard down. Then getting fierce again. "That is not my point."
Christina laughed. "Yeah whatever." She then turned and saw the dwarf...What was his name again? "Hello...Who are you?"
"I am Gimli, son of Gloin." He answered. "It is a pleasure to meet you."
Christina smiled sweetly. "And it is nice to meet you too." She said in her completely fake preppy voice.
"Now, you would probably like to rest. We have quite a ways to go." Gandalf said.
Christina put her bag down. "Okay."
"What is omish?" She heard. It was that little dork who she had first seen when she was dropped into Middle earth.
"I ask again." He said to Christina. "What is omish."
"Old fashioned people." Christina replied.
"Well I do not think it is omish to wonder where you are from to dress in such a way." He said.
Christina smirked. "Oh look. There is something on the ground that I need to pick up." She said.
"No there isn't. " He said, rolling his eyes.
Christina thought to herself. "Bend...and...snap." As she bent down and picked up a small rock then snapped up.
He looked at her as though she was crazy. "Um...You confuse me..."
"What is your name?"
"Merry..." He replied. "And this is my friend, Pippin." The hobbit next to him waved.
"Okay...Its nice to meet you Pippin and Mary." She said. Who names a guy Mary? Thats a girls name. She thought.
"Mary?" He asked.
"Yeah, you said that was your name."
"Its M-E-R-R-Y!" He yelled. "MER-RY!"
Christina, and his little Pippin friend laughed. "Okay, no need to be a spaz."
He stopped huffing. "Spaz?"
Oh boy. I guess I should have payed more attention in English class. She thought. She then tried to explain to him slang...But she only confused her more. Within a half hour he found out what, omish, spaz, dork, shit, damn, and pizza meant. But he was convinced she was crazy and making it all up.
"How do you get your hair to be so many colors?" Pippin asked.
"Hair dye." She anwsered.
"You kill your hair?" Merry asked. He then stood up and picked something off the ground. Then came back.
"No...Its this special stuff I use to change my hair color." Christina said.
"I want to see it closer." Merry said as he went behind Christina and made her sit down. He began to play with her ponytail. He then pulled the back of her top and shoved something down it.
Christina shoot up. "What did you put down my back?" She asked.
Merry snickered. "A spider." He said.
Christina screamed and jumped up and down like a freak. She hated spiders. That was so mean.
"Whats wrong?" Aragorn asked as he ran over, and saw both the hobbits howling with laughter.
"I put a spider down her back." Merry answered through laughing.
Aragorn too began to laugh. "How can you be after of a spider?" He asked.
Christina finally saw the spider drop to the ground and crawl away. She then looked at Merry. "I'm going to hit you..." She said making a fist and watching towards him.
"Only if you can catch me." Merry said. he then kicked her again and ran off.
"I hate you!" Christina yelled at him.
"Same to you! You...Damn shit dork!" He yelled back.
"That doesn't even make sense!" She said as she limped after him.
Gandalf stood up. "Stop it!" They ignored him and Merry continued to run around the camp mocking Christina. "I said stop it!" Merry and Christina then ran past him and he nearly fell.
Christina then grabbed the back of his cape. She then pinned him to the ground.
Merry continued to laugh at her. "Now I know you hate spiders and probably all other bugs. I think I am going to enjoy you being here."
Christina pulled his hair, but then jumped up and looked for something to wipe her hand on. "Who it kill you to wash you hair?"
"Yes it would...." he then turned to Pippin who appeared at Merry's side suddenly. "How do you wash your hair?"
"I don't know." Pippin answered.
Christina then limped off and sat on a rock pouting. I want to go home. She thought. My head hurts and these guys suck! She then sat there until the company began to move again.
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Haha. Like it?
Oh yeah, I don't have anything against cheerleaders. One of my best friends actually is a cheerleader. I just thought that Christina would fit the description of one of those cheerleaders from the movies.
I'll post the second chapter sometime tomorrow.