Jealousy During Christmas

WARNING: Crack Pairing.

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Pat.

'Wh-What the-!'

Chouji blinked as he wiped away the snow from his lithe yet lean form, thanking the ANBU inwardly yet cursing them at the same time since he should have been able to dodge the snow had he wanted to let Kankuro get hit instead.

Pulling his lips away from the younger male's neck, the jounin arched a brow.

'What is it?' he asked, a little confused.

'Someone just--'

Pat. Pat.

'Ack! Cold!' Chouji pushed his lover away and stood up from his seat on the remote bench, shaking snow off of his pants and vest, blaming Kankuro for the fact that he wasn't wearing a shirt underneath.

'--The hell? Chouji--'

Pat. Pat. Pat. Pat. Pat. Pat. Pat. Pat.

When the snowballs stopped hitting him, Chouji was wrenching out his long ponytail and had begun to sniffle quite a bit as his lover laughed at him.

'It's not funny! I'm going home…'

'Ch-Chouji!? Chouji, I'm sorry! I--Oww!'

Chouji smirked lightly when his snowball hit only to be hit his own self.

'Hey!'

'Gaara, stop it!'

Kankuro frowned at his little brother who stood a small ways away from them with another snowball in hand, ready to throw at a moment's notice.

'YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN ME, DON'T YOU?!'

Kankuro stared.

'I-I thought you loved me too…'

'Gaara…What are you talking about?'

'We don't do anything anymore. All you do is stay in your room with him when he comes over…'

'Maybe I should go.'

Chouji looked between the two siblings and began leaving, knowing that they needed to talk.

'Choujiii~! Wait up!'

'Gaara obviously wants you to himself for a while. Stay with him!'

Kankuro watched with a frown as he lover exited the park and turned back to Gaara, beginning to walk over to him.

'Look, Gaara, I love Chouji and it's…a different kind of love from how I love you since loving you the way I love Chouji would not only be disturbing, but wrong…and anyway, I don't think I love him more than you or you than him because I'd die for you both if I needed to and Chouji knows that. You do too now.'

Patting his little brother on the head, he smirked lightly at him before running to catch up with his lover, who, surprisingly hadn't gotten very far unless he HAD waited for him. Kankuro smiled ever so slightly as he wrapped one arm around the auburn haired male and waved back at Gaara before continuing on down the street with his lover, not a care in the world.

Gaara smiled just a little and decided that maybe the auburn haired male deserved one more snowball before masking his chakra, following behind undetected.

Pat.

'Urgh!'

'GAARA!'