How to be Princess Zelda
By Mage-Alias sister
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Hi just me again I hope you are or will enjoy my other

story. The next chapter is going up soon.
This is a new 1 chapter story I thought up in the dead of

night when I could not sleep.
Bye for now
M-A-S
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1) I do not own any of the characters in this story.
2) I have the right to write this story as you have the

right to read it.
3) This is not a true story and if you think it is than your

a git.
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Zelda's planner held , looked after and carried around by

Impa her loyal and butt ugly servant.

8:30 am
Get up and get dressed for morning exercise.

9:30 am
Impa dose running, weight lifting and swimming as your

sport while you do your nails. and read the last issue of

Hyrule High school Girl ( with the interview with the

number one hottest guy in Hyrule, Link ).

11:30 am
Have breakfast consisting of green potion, red potion,

milk and a fairy cooked with herbs.

12:00
Go joy riding on Neh-neh (gonondorks horse ) and

preferably go faster than he can catch you .

12:02 pm
Use the "I'm sorry the devil made me do it " scenario on

your dad so you don't get in trouble.

12:30 PM
Have lunch. (baked wolfous)

1:00 PM
Go have a snog with Link behind the garden shed.

3:00 pm
Go into town and buy some bombs.

3:30 pm
Shove bombs down the chimney of the guard tower and

run away very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very

quickly.

4:30 pm
Lounge around the throne room while your dad gives you

a lecture on "Why it cost daddy a lot of money to rebuild

the guard tower EVERY DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

5:30 pm
Have dinner. (Deep fried in batter jabu-jabu )

6:30 pm
Watch Link get caught by the guards trying to sneak in

for another snog .^-^

9:00 pm
Go to bed with a warm mug of milk and make Impa tell

you a story.
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Repeat every day for the rest of your life !

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Well that's the end of another story!
I hope you enjoyed it, and I am sorry to anyone out

there if I coped there idea.
plus , reviews are greatly appreciated.
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