Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. Blah blah blah

A/N: Ok ok, I know this story sucks ass..But it's the first I've posted, so bear with me.

So yeah .Pretty OOC and this story was inspired by my own experience..yeah C.C byebye..

Warning: Hm...minor cussing. Minor Itachi getting annoyed to hell...mostly cause he's in my position.

Driving Itachi Insane..

"Itachi-kun, Itachi-kun, Itachi-kun, Itachi-kuuuuun!!!!" Deidara jumped on the newly bought couch, his shoes making black indentations on the white leather.

"What do you want?" Itachi glared at the jumping blond figure, his eyes narrowing.

"I want some raaamen" Deidara jumped on top of a pillow...seconds later, feathers were everywhere.

It was all because of Kisame. His friend's son needed to be babysat and Kisame just runs off to the Caribbeans because of "business". Oh why oh why couldn't Kisame take Deidara with him?

"That insignificant little rat." Itachi muttered to himself, stirring the hot chili flakes into the boiling soup.

"I wanted shin ramen, but no, Kisame says I have to be nice to Deidara." Itachi muttered.

"IS THE RAMEN DONE YET??" Deidara yelled from the living room, his voice shril and his hands busy working on something.

Something called...demolishing Itachi's notebook.

Itachi walked in with the ramen, setting it on the table "Ramens ready, you'd better hurr..." he stopped in mid-sentence

"YOU LITTLE BRAT, WHY THE HELL IS MY NOTEBOOK NOW A COLORING BOOK?" Itachi yelled, his anger enough to burn the world into the depths of hell.

His old notebook was now swirled with the bright colors of magic marker...

Bye for now.

-S.Lin