Chapter 1
My name is Gunilla Celeste Lupin-Prince III, and I am going to Pigfarts as a transfer(Oops, sorry, Hogwarts)! It's a ridiculous name,of course! I am only here because I recently found out that I am a witch, and the result of a hookup between one Remus Lupin and a Severus Snape. So now my name is Lupin-Prince,it's such a sexy name! I bet I'll attract more hot guys(and girls) than I already do! I flipped my long, silky black hair happily.
I woke up in my father, Severus's house. It's a dreary and boring. And ugly. Did I mention ugly? I rubbed the sleep out of my eyes. Then I put on a pink top that shows off my boobs anda black mini-dress that almost shows off my private parts(not that I mind)! I looked in the full-length mirror and almost got a nosebleed. I looked so hot! If I can ever fuck myself, I would.
Then I opened my laptop to update my fanfic,My Immortal. I recieved a lot of flames. This will not do! The fucking freaks! Everyone will and must love my fanfic! As I am writing an author's note, Severus useda spell tocome into my room. My laptop went haywire.
"You sick lil fuk!" I screamed at him. "Now it's useless!" So I threw the laptop at his stupid face. "You're gonna get out of your damned room and go meet your escort to Hogwarts!" He avoided the laptop and drawled angrily. Then the door flew open.
In the doorway stood the single hawttest person in this entire fucking galaxy. He has blue eyes, wavey hair, and abs! OMG his abs! Did I mention he is hawt af? I am drooling to my chin, I would wipe it away, but I still look sexy while drooling anyway. He smiled at me. OMG he smiled at me! "Hello, I'm Sabastian. And you must be Gorilla-sorry, Gunilla, and... Gloria?"
OMGWTF how can this dude be any perfect-er! His voice is fucking sexy as well! I am convinced that I am in love with him- Wait a second,who is Gloria?