Author's Note: Hi I suck at writing and this is a first try for me, yolo. Swag. Swerve. 4/20. Take note that "whipping at your mind" sounds so horrible and I really dislike that.

Two moirails are out hunting for the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE, while the female counterpart to this moirallegiance, Nepeta Leijon, tries to ask her friend quite an awkward question. "Equius," Nepeta purrs, "A silly question, okay?"

"What is it, Nepeta?" Equius Zahhak questions, in the strongest of manners.

"I... never mind... it's silly!" Nepeta smiles and blushes, then pounces along through what seems to be the path to the FOUNTAIN OF CUTE.

"Don't be so blatant, Nepeta." Equius sighs, dragging along behind, sweating profusely.

"Well then don't be so purrsistent," Nepeta sneers, "I think you and your strong kitty self needs a cold glass of milk or chameowmeow! Let's go to my cave, Pounce De Leon is waiting! She'll be so purr-oud of us for getting this far!"

"I think I need a fresh towel as well," Equius pants, "I'm starting to perspire."

Nepeta nods and bounces happily to her cave-hive. But a question still lingers in her mind. Should she tell Equius she has red feelings for Karkat, the angry, unpleasant troll he dislikes so much? Maybe she should! He'd be very angry with her but he does always say it's best to be strong!

Nepeta becomes nervous and unhappy and Equius sure seems to notice it.

"What is whipping at your mind, Nepeta?" He asks, worried about his moirails well being.

"R-red feelings. Shipping. So much shipping. Karkitty. Me. So many feels, Equius! So many!"

Nepeta runs out of her cave, embarrassed and sad. That was not cute.

Equius is infuriated. He chases after his weeping moirail, making up a lecture as he goes. How dare she do this! Red feelings for Karkat? He's troll scum, and plus his blood color is a mystery. That obviously makes him the lowest of low in Equius' book. Plus, Equius has red feelings for Nepeta.

He finally finds Nepeta quietly sobbing into a stray purrbeast.

"Nepeta now you know you're being lewd. He's not like... like us. He hasn't even told us his hemospectrum. And..." Equius starts sweating, "And... uh, Nepeta. Even though it's wrong for nobility like me to meddle with your verminous bloodline, I," he sighs, "I find you to posses many admirable mannerisms," he pauses again.

"To put it short, I find that, and you, to be strangely intoxicating."

Awkward.