I do not own Hellsing or any of its characters

I do not own Hellsing or any of its characters. Just Karmiina.

Seras went over to the couch and sat beside her drunken mate. A while ago, some soldiers had miraculously got some cocktails down Alucard's throat without getting killed. Now Alucard lay on the couch laughing along with the soldiers as they told stupid stories and corny jokes. Seras observed in disgust as Alucard rolled off the couch and fell to the floor laughing. Another roar of laughter echoed through the room. Seras looked at the elderly vampire and saw that he was out cold. She picked him up and threw him over her shoulder. She disappeared through a portal, got to her and Alucard's room, threw Alucard into their coffin and climbed in after him.
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Pip watched solemnly as Seras left the room with Alucard. It wasn't fair. The first time he truly loved someone and turns out she's in love with someone else. Sure he teased her but that didn't mean he didn't love her. He shook his head and decided to drown out his sorrows in another beer.
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Walter rushed to the door as the doorbell rang for the fourth time. "Hold on, I'm coming!" The doorbell rang again. "My, my, we are impatient aren't we?" Walter stopped in front of the door and stood a moment to catch his breath. He straightened up, put on a smile and opened the door. "May I help you, sir?" "Uh, yeah. We've got a delivery for Mister Vlad. Is he here?" A gruff looking man in his forties was standing at the door. Judging by his accent, he was an American. He peered inside as if he expected 'Mister Vlad' to appear. Walter cleared his throat, "He's a bit busy at the moment. What exactly is in the package?" Walter had a sudden vision of Alucard opening a box of many pink, fluffy, stuffed rabbits. He shook his head. "Man, I have no idea but that thing is as heavy as hell. Anyways, if isn't' here, then I guess I'll just have you sign here." Water signed. The man thanked him, "Wheel her in boys." Four much built men lugged in a long box that looked like it weighed a ton. Walter wondered if Alucard was buying stuff off EBay again. "I should probably inform Sir Integra." Walter said to himself. He took one last glance at the box, shrugged and made his way up the stairs to Integra's office.
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Alucard's eyes shot open. He pushed the lid of the coffin off, and slowly got up, being careful not to wake Seras. Something felt strange. There was a new aura in the house, yet it was so familiar to him. He knew whoever was inside the mansion, was most definitely someone he knew.