Gojyo is SICK!?
By: Joce

Joce: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! New ficcie! Finally!

Joey: One of my friends is a bastard-a maniac-a wacko-an idiot-etc.-etc.

Joce: No people-not Joey Wheeler. Joey Scalice-one of my friends.

Joey: Gonna' start your fic?

Joce: Yup. Disclaimer!

Joey: Joce does not own Saiyuki.

Joce: No flames! No sueing.*Pouts.*

Joey: Do NOT sue! Do NOT flame! Flames will encourage us both to kill you! We are both fire elements.

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"Sanzo, would you like to go shopping with me?"

"Ch', why not? I'm out of cigarettes."

Sanzo got up and followed Hakkai to the store.

Goku came into the living room, in his golden-colored boxers, yawning. He saw a note on the counter.

-Dear Goku and Gojyo,

Sanzo and I have gone to the store, be back soon. *Heart.*

Hakkai-

"WHAT!? HE WENT SHOPPING WITHOUT ME!?"

Silence...

"Where's Gojyo anyway?"

Silence...

"Better check."

Goku walked off to Gojyo's bedroom, knocking on the door softly.

"Gojyo?"

Silence...

"Gojyo."

Open's the door a crack...

"Gojyo!"

Open's the door the rest of the way...

"Gojyo!!"

Runs up to Gojyo's bed.

"Hey, Gojyo, are you okay?"

Gojyo groaned.

"You okay?"

Goku walked beside Gojyo's bed and put a hand on his forehead, instantly pulling his hand away.

"You're running a fever!" Goku said, waving his arms in the air like a maniac.

(A/N: *Snickers.*)

"Iie! Whadda' ya' want, sa-sa-saCHOO!"

"Blush you."

"Nnnn...Arigatou."

"You're welcome."

"What are you doing?"

"Keeping you in your bed. No! Stay in-BED! WOAH!"

Crash!

"Now look what happened, all because you wouldn't stay in bed!"

"Goku... I think I drank too much-"

Goku panicked, and grabbed a bucket for Gojyo.

5 minutes later...

"That didn't take long for you to get better..." Goku said, glaring at Gojyo.

Gojyo grinned, scratching the back of his head.

Goku stared at him.

"What?"

Goku moved closer.

"Goku-what are you mmphf!"

Goku's tongue wandered around Gojyo's mouth.

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"Doesn't look like he's sick anymore, neh Sanzo?"

"Shut-up and kiss me, Hakkai!"

Sanzo growled at Hakkai.

"Maa maa, driving and you."

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Joce: I have one weird mind...

Joey: *Sighs.*

Joce: I'm not used to making Gojyo the uke...It's kinda' hard.

Joey: It's still a good story.

Joce: No, I think it sucks... But it's the best I can do! "Cause now I have writeres block! XD

Joey: Moron... -.-;

Joce: R/R peoples!