Vampire Act I
Once upon a time, in the academy, rumors were set off that "vampires" are living there. Rumors started when Narumi, a teacher, told a story about this school in his class. The students, all quiet, are listening in their seats frightened of what might happen next. It goes like this:
Narumi: (In a mysterious voice) Eleven years ago, far, far, faa-aar away from here, A monster was born in the debts of the forest. A family lived close by the monster and they were not disturbed for a long time until one cloudy night. Before they were disturbed, the family was a happy one. There were three of them. A father, a mother, and a-
Narumi could not continue because he was unsure of the gender of the last member. It could either be a son or a daughter.
Narumi: (Hesitant) I'm sorry, I'm unsure of the last member of the family. It was said that the only reason why they lived was because they lived in a land of poverty and so they had no choice but to live in a rural place. They did everything there. They built their own home, they gathered there own food, and they lived happily alone. One day, while the mother was going around to gather some fruits in the forest, she heard noises near the bushes. She thought it was a wild boar that was going to attack her. She was right about the attack, just not the creature. She ran to the house, which was her biggest mistake. The mother begged the creature, "Please, take anything. Spare my life!". The creature neared the mother and whispered, "The child". The child was eagerly eating an apple in a room but he did not notice anything. The mother whimpered, "Please, not the child. Not my ONLY child." But the monster was about to attack her and she shouted, "OKAY! Take it!". And then-
Nonoko: Narumi-senpai, what is the "creature: anyway? An elf, dwarf, Big Foot, the tooth fairy, Santa Clause???
Natsume: Tch. This is stupid. I'm leaving. Come on Ruka, lets get out of here.
Ruka: (Disappointed) O-okay.
Sumire: Natsume! Take me with you. I'm s-scared.
The three of them left the room and Narumi continued on in his story.
Narumi: It was a vampire.
RIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG! The class altogether sighed with relief. You got to admit, it was a pretty lame story.
Anna: If you ask me, I think it was a ware-wolf.
Yuu: No, I think it's a-
Kokoro: Vampire?
Yuu: Yeah, how did you know?
Hotaru: Baka.
Yuu: (Embarrassed) Oops.
Otonashi: I see something in the future. You are going to hunt it down.
Mikan: WE ARE?! COOL!
Hotaru: Lets do it. I've invented the number one vampire slaying weapon.
Mikan: You have? How did you know we were going to slay a vampire?
Hotaru: I didn't. It was one of my first inventions.
Yuu: How are we going to slay a "vampire" when we don't even know who it is?
Anna: We need suspects. Okay, Who is cold-hearted,
Nonoko: Likes the darkness,
Otonashi: Quiet, mysterious,
Anna: And is attractive!
The group looked at Anna with a question mark on there foreheads.
Anna: What? Vampires ARE attractive. Whoever thought of an ugly vampire?
Otonashi, Hotaru, Yuu, Anna, Nonoko and Kokoro: (at the same time) Natsume
Mikan: (At the same time with the rest) Bear…
Everybody looks at Mikan and shouts at her
All but Mikan: BAKA!