Characters – Renesnemee, Jacob, Roxanne, Caleb
Jacob and Renesnemee are grown up and married with twins and those twins just hit the terrible twos. Roxanne and Caleb are a quarter human, a quarter vampire and half werewolf.
Renesnemee's pov
Jacob was shaking me awake for the second time in a row
"Renesnemee" he wined "Caleb locked himself in the bathroom again and I think he's trying to flush himself to Australia"
I groaned and sat up. I headed to the window once again, we couldn't knock down the door encase we hurt him and I was the only one small enough to go through the window.
I slid through the window and once I was inside Caleb through a bar of soap at my head I stumbled and somehow got my foot in the toilet.
I grabbed Caleb then headed to the door when I heard Jacob shouting
"No Roxy not the peanut butter"
But when I went out the door Roxanne was sitting like a little angel in the playpen, I put Caleb in the playpen then dislodged a knife full of peanut butter from Jacobs nose.
When we turned around they were gone. Great!
In the middle of searching under the bed I heard Jacob shout
"How do you turn off the washing machine"?
"You press the green button twice…. why"
"Roxanne is in there" as I was heading to the kitchen I spotted Caleb dangling from his teeth from the roof fan.
When I was in the kitchen I said to Jacob
" I'll get Roxy you get Caleb. He's on the fan again"
I got Roxanne out and Jacob appeared holding Caleb who was still attached to the fan
"that's the third one this week" he moaned
As I was putting them down for a nap I showed them the story of Cinderella.
When they were fast asleep I sat on Jacobs lap on the couch.
Watch out world the terrible twos were here!
Ok, watcha think. Its only small but there is more to come… I'm thinking next chapter Emmett comes to visit.. maybe to baby-sit
