Disclaimer; I don't own anything Naruto/Naruto Shippuden related. All rights are reserved to Mr. Kishimoto, and who ever aids him with the manga/anime. I do not own Shoto, she belongs to Shoto94. I do not own Mira. She belongs to LiliL-1113. I do not own Sayuri. She belongs to woof-chan1. They all gave me permission to use their OC's. I do own Evelynn Crevan. You don't have permission to use her without my knowledge. Now, on to the chapter.!


Chapter one;

It was summer time in Iwagakure. In the middle of Iwagakure there is a college called 'Konoha University'. This is no ordinary college. This college prepares the students who go there for their actual day-to-day lives once they graduate. The campus alone was huge, and had multiple stores, cafes, and even a small movie theater. The 'dorms' were actually more like apartment complexes, and each apartment had three bedrooms. The students had to pay 'rent' at these apartments, and could do so by money sent by their parents, or they could get a job working in one of the multiple stores or cafes across the campus.

Another thing about this school is that you could leave or stay during any of the breaks. Spring, Summer, or Winter. Winter and Spring break were only a week long, but summer breaks were two and a half months. The students were let out on June first, and arrived back in the middle of August. Many of the students stayed on campus. Some of these students were;

Mira Moon; A twenty year old shy woman with mid back long black hair that had blue tips, and brown eyes. Perched on her nose were a pair of back glasses with a blue tint to them. She's also Deidara's current girlfriend.

Shoto Sharkey; A twenty-one year old woman with shoulder length black hair, sharp blue eyes, and a cool attitude. Rarely did her voice ever sway from it's calm, smooth tone. She was engaged to Gaara, who asked her to marry him the last day of school.

Evelynn Crevan; A twenty-one year old red-headed, short tempered, 'in your face' kind of attitude woman. She had bright green eyes, and was often considered the 'leader' of her group. Which she dubbed, 'The Dysfunctional Family of Konoha University'. Something her boyfriend, Sasori, did not agree with.

Along with those six there were a few other of their friends that were staying behind. Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Hidan Takanashi, Kakuzu Shuriken, Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuuga, TenTen Yurai, and Kiba Inuzuka. Of course, there were other students on the campus, but this is the main group we are focusing on.

Currently, Sasori, Shoto, Gaara, Mira, Deidara, Kiba, and Sasuke were all gathered in Shoto's apartment. She was the only one who didn't have her roommates anymore. As it turned out Audrey Hansen was a lesbian. When she returned to her home town they moved out of the state together so they could get married. Gina Martin, another old friend of theirs, went home for the summer as well. When it came time for school to start again, she remained in her hometown to go to a community college with a boy she had started dating. Right now, the friends were awaiting the arrival of Evelynn. Apparently, there was a whole list of things she had planned for them to do over the summer.

"We can't just waist time sitting around!" The red-headed woman had declared.

Abruptly, Shoto's apartment door burst open. Standing there, with her brows furrowed and a grin on her face, was Evelynn Crevan. Her green eyes shone with mischief as she stalked inside the door.. And was pulling a girl with her?! The girl was pretty. She had dark brown hair that went just passed her shoulder blades, and bright green eyes. The girl seemed rather laid back. In fact, it didn't seem that she was effected by Evelynn dragging her around at all.

"Who did you kidnap this time?" Sasori asked in exasperation. His girlfriend glared at him, and then turned back to the others with a grin.

"Everyone, this is Sayuri Iwate! She just moved in on campus, and I figured we could show her a good time!" Evelynn declared. She looked rather proud of herself.

"Hey." Sayuri grinned and raised a hand up in welcoming. "I hope I'm not intruding or something."

"Evelynn always does this." Sasori remarked dryly.

Mira let out a soft cough. It was just a few months ago that Mira was new to the school. Evelynn had forced her to sit next to her in their class as soon as Mira walked in the door. After class, she had dragged Mira with her to a cafe to meet the rest of her friends. From there, Evelynn said that from now on Mira was part of their group. Of course, it had terrified Mira at first, but steadily she fell into the little family.

"Didn't she kidnap Mira a few months ago?" Kiba asked out loud. Evelynn looked slightly sheepish as she rubbed the back of her head.

"Y-yes, but look at h-how well I fit in now." Mira said shyly.

"Well, I hope to fit in, too." Sayuri grinned.

"I'm sure you will. Evelynn has a good eye for picking out friends." Shoto remarked coolly.

"Well, I don't think I caught any of your names." Sayuri grinned sheepishly.

"Oh, right. I'm Kiba!" A boy with messy brown hair, slightly tanned skin, dark eyes, and two red fangs tattooed under his eyes grinned.

"I'm Gaara Sabaku." A red-headed man, with the kanji for 'love' tattooed on his forehead, said.

"Deidara." The guy with long blonde hair that was half up in a pony tail replied.

"Shoto." The black-haired blue eyed woman said coolly.

"Sasori." The other red-headed man drawled.

"M-Mira." The girl with black hair that had blue tips stuttered.

"Sasuke." Came the bored tone from the black haired man in the room.

"Awesome. Heh, is it always this easy to make friends at this school?" Sayuri asked.

"Only if you catch the eye of Evelynn Crevan." Kiba grinned. Sayuri grinned back.

"Now, let the summer of the Dysfunctional Family of Konoha begin!" Evelynn declared.

"Again, with that stupid name?" Sasori rolled his eyes.

"You shut your fucking mouth!"