Notes with Edward and Bella
A/N: Hi! I'm being optimistic in writing this author's note and assuming that someone will actually read this. First fanfiction ever. But I take criticism well, and I hope that if you do review (do review.) you won't water it down or anything. I tried to stay pretty in character, but Bella came off with a little more of my personality than intended. Their schedule is not what was in the book. Sorry. Uhm, Gilmore Girls! whoo! Do I own Twilight? I saw Twilight today. But nooo, I don't own it. Why don't you put YOUR seatbelt on?? --- favorite line. He sounded like a winded orca.
Bella/Edward
You're pretty...
Have you been paying attention at all in this class?
No. Is that bad? You won't let me fail. Also you're pretty.
Thank you, but I really think you should pay attention. Imagine having to take another year of this!
Like I said, you would never let me fail.
...
Hey!!!
I wouldn't.
Very good. What are you thinking about?
You.
That's boring.
On the contrary, I find the subject riveting. What's on your mind?
I wish we didn't have to go to school. I could spend every day with you.
I could spend every day with you. We do spend every day together.
Not English or gym. I hate gym.
I hate gym, too, then.
I'm still bored.
I don't entertain you??
Nope. Dance, burger boy, dance.
What? Did Jessica follow through on her Drug-Bella plan?
Her WHAT? It's from Gilmore Girls.
False alarm. What is Gilmore Girls?
What is Gilmore Girls?? What is Gilmore Girls?!?!?! How can you not know about Gilmore Girls?
Tell me about it.
You tell me about this Drug-Bella thing.
She probably was never going to go through with it. I would have stopped her anyway.
She's kind of the devil, don't you think? Anyway, Gilmore Girls is basically the best show ever. They talk really fast. Like Alice but times two and they drink a lot of coffee.
Times two?
Yeah. There's a mother and a daughter but they are close because the mom (Lorelai) had the daughter (Rory) when she was only 16.
Responsible.
Exactly! And there's a funny French man with a serious 'tude and an evil grandmother and a series of boyfriends. And a backwards-baseball-cap-wearing diner owner. Burger boy.
Sounds intriguing.
Oh, it is. I'm still bored. Wait. What did he just say??
Tuesday?
Yes! What about Tuesday?
It follows Monday...
I know that. I suppose you also feel the need to inform me that it precedes Wednesday? What is happening on Tuesday?
Well... we can stay home if you'd like.
WHAT is HAPPENING?
No need to shout.
You can't shout on paper. Tell me.
You know, if you had been listening in the first place, you would know. Isn't that what started this entire note?
I will tell Alice you're being mean.
Fine. Tuesday is the school-wide sex education day.
Weird. But I am mature enough to handle it. I'm kind of offended.
What?
Yeah! You totally just made it seem like you thought that I couldn't handle the sex ed day. "we can stay home if you'd like"?? What am I, Emmett?
It's Emmett's favorite day of the year. He likes to volunteer for the demonstrations.
I don't even have a response to that. What do you want to do today?
I want to do whatever makes you happy.
I think I have a few ideas...
Bella.
What??
I think I know what you're thinking. I also think you know that what you're thinking can't happen.
Hrmph.
Hrmph? You are utterly adorable.
If I'm so adorable why won't you... you know?
I believe we've had this discussion. Several times. You are irresistible when you pout, you know.
Did you know that I always misspell irresistible? I always always always write it with an -able.
I love you, you silly girl.