Author's Note: I'm sick of these EeRi shippers saying that the reason why Levi kicks Eren in Chapter 105 was because he loved him. What?! You don't kick your loved ones! (EeRi shippers: Levi does! Master Shorty: ….) I came up with this idea, to calm down the EeRi shippers (it won't work, I'll probably be slaughtered by them… *gulps*) also, for my own amusement.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the idea. Attack on Titan belongs to Hajime Isayama.


Levi, was tea deprived. And, he would admit it, but no one dared asked the question. Mostly because they were terrified that the the Captain would throw them down the mouth of one of the Titan Shifters if they asked why he was grumpy. And, they already could tell that he was in need of the flavored, hot, fluid.

The petite Captain didn't know how is tea went missing, all he knew was that Four-Eyes had something to do with it. Even though, she insisted she didn't. He still didn't believe her, because, everybody would lie if Levi asked who took his tea.

Thus, the poor midget was forced to go through a whole day without any tea.

The horror!

Boy, did he wish he could just kick his anger out of someone. Maybe that would cool him down a bit. Because, at the moment, he couldn't even concentrate right. His tea… his beloved tea…

...Was gone!

So, when he saw Eren, he kicked him. First extinct. He saw the Yeager boy, and he was instantly reminded of his tea. Because, Eren somehow looked like Four-Eyes, and she wasn't here right now, so he would have to make due to what he has.

BAM!

He felt better.