A/N:Hello again everyone, I hope there's a lot of Choji and Shikamaru fans reading this! I hope you all enjoy "Choji's mission" I finally got around to posting it, (I hope your happy xXx Darkshadow xXx) Enjoy! Review kudasai(please)!
Choji's mission
Mission-1-Diet!
"That was the slowest ever!" exclaimed Ino starring bug-eyed at the stop-watch.
"Choji can't even beat a turtle!" joked Shikamaru, Choji grunted.
"Then how do you suppose I get faster go on a diet?" Choji said smirking. Choji was never good at endurance tests, due to his "pleasantly plump-ness". After all it is a crucial part for him to perform his jutsu arts.
"Yes, you're going on a diet! No more fatty foods Choji, at least till your endurance improves!" exclaimed Ino, Shikamaru and Choji's jaws dropped all the way to the ground.
"B-but if I get to skinny I can't do any of my jutsu!" argued Choji,
"I just can't see a skinny Choji, way to creepy." shivered Shikamaru.
"Only until his endurance improves, it's important to be quick." stated Ino,
"But fat enough to perform your jutsu's." She added,
"I'm not fat!" exclaimed Choji,
"Sorry Choji, I mean 'pleasantly plump.'" apologized Ino, Shikamaru snickered. Choji overheard Shikamaru and hit him in the head. Without saying a word Shikamaru messaged his sore head.
"You start today Choji, eat like usually but no chips, burgers or any of that greasy food got it!"
"Yes ma'am!" Choji and Shikamaru saluted,
"Shikamaru keep an eye on Choji so he won't sneak any food." Shikamaru nodded. Ino left the two boys in the forest alone, a gust of wind began to blow--silence.
Choji began to groan. "At least she didn't stop you from eating entirely." Choji just stared at the ground sadly. "It's not the end of the world Choji." To no affect Choji sat on the ground silently. "You're such a pain Choji. I'll sneak you food from time to time." Choji looked up at Shikamaru and smiled; Choji stood up and started to walk towards the village. Shikamaru started to follow, "Choji say something? Where are you going?"
"I'm hungry."
"I knew it was too good to be true."
"What do you want to eat?" asked Shikamaru,
"What can I eat?" asked Choji,
"I guess ramen isn't greasy, Ino said nothing greasy."
"Mmm Ramen."
"How much do you have on you Choji, I almost forgot. Hand it over."
"Eh?" Choji stared at Shikamaru perplexed,
"You know what I'm talking about." Choji sighed and opened his hand-bag and dumped the contents to the ground, also the contents from his pockets and sleeves.
"That's all."
"Are you sure Choji?"
"Positive."
On the ground was a huge pile of food. Sandwiches, cookies, chips, juice, pop, sushi, cakes, bread, instant ramen cups, pork-buns, and etc. It seemed Choji had a mini supermarket in his hand-bag and pockets. "I guess the sushi can stay I suppose. But the rest is mine."
"Huh?"
"You can't eat this stuff, and I bet Ino probably told your parents about this, so no use bring it home." Shikamaru said picking up a juice box that seemed to be a milkshake and began drinking it.
"Aww man, unfair!" cried Choji.
"Just lose a little weight and your fine. Besides how much do you weight?" asked Shikamaru,
"Don't tell anyone." Shikamaru nodded,
"270 pounds." whispered Choji, Shikamaru spat out what he was drinking, Choji miraculously dodged the flying drops of milkshake and caught them in his mouth.
"Holy cow!"
"Mmm Roast Beef."
"Choji! No wonder your on a diet!" exclaimed Shikamaru,
"My otousan (dad) weighs 450." Shikamaru's jaw dropped to the ground again.
"Let's get some ramen." Shikamaru said making Choji pick up all the food and putting it back in the hand-bag.
Shikamaru and Choji finally arrived at the ramen shop, Choji out of breath plopped down next Naruto. "Hey Choji what's up?" Naruto said happily, Choji responded with a wave. "What's wrong with Choji Shikamaru, he hungry or something? Or..." Naruto trailed off, then started snickering, "Or is it cause your too fat Choji!"
"I'm not fat!" The man who ran the ramen shop eyed Choji for a few seconds and turned to Shikamaru, "What will you have?" Shikamaru turned to Choji,
"Well Choji?"
"Let me guess 5 or 6 bowls of..."said the shop keeper.
"No just one bowl of ramen for him, I'm not hungry." said Shikamaru,
"Eh?" both Naruto and Choji said,
"Why only one Shikamaru that's hardly a snack!" whined Choji,
"Yeah bet Choji can eat 100 bowls of ramen! And not be full!" added Naruto,
"Wait! I can't do that and I'm like president of the Ramen Lovers club!" panicked Naruto,
"Your the only member you dunce." Shikamaru said rolling his eyes.
"What kind of ramen?" asked the shop keeper.
"Karee Udon." replied Choji,
"One Udon Ramen coming up."
"Mmm Karee Udon Ramen" drooled Naruto taking the last sip of the soup in the bowl.
"C'ya later guys. And Choji I hear Natto is more healthy, very useful diets!" laughed Naruto leaving the ramen stand.
"Naruto's right I'm too fat." Choji said glancing sadly down at the table of the ramen shop.
"Don't listen to that idiot Naruto, that's why your on a diet to lose a little weight Choji."
"Thanks Shikamaru."
"Wanna grab a burger I hear there's a new store opening." said Shikamaru,
The shop keeper placed the ramen on the counter. "¥250 please." Shikamaru laid the money on the counter. "Choji ready to g-" Shikamaru stopped dead in his tracks, Choji licked his lips and put the bowl on the counter. The bowl of course was empty. "That was record time." said Shikamaru, "Let's go." Choji nodded. The shop keeper stared at the empty ramen bowl speechless.
After walking to the other end of the village, Choji and Shikamaru finally reached the new burger stand, before going to the shop keeper to order , Ino came from around the corner. "Choji hide!" hissed Shikamaru, "Ino's coming this way!" Shikamaru said shoving Choji and himself in a near by alley way. "I thought I heard Shikamaru and Choji here. If they came here to get a burger I swear I'll make them do push-ups until they die and break up with Shikamaru!" proclaimed Ino, storming away. Shikamaru removed his hand from Choji's mouth. "Dang that was close!" sighed Shikamaru,
"Shikamaru your dating Ino?"
"Yeah so!" yelled Shikamaru,
"It's just odd. So that's why your helping me." said Choji sounding a bit betrayed.
"No! Cause I'm helping a friend in need and to please my girlfriend geez!" Shikamaru said a bit annoyed,
"I just thought it was just to please Ino."
"Nah. So let's get that burger." Choji was already at the window ordering,
"When it comes to food Choji is sure fast." Shikamaru said sighing and followed Choji to the window.
A/N:I hope you all liked this chapter I can't wait to finish it!Please bare with me all the way!I know Ino and Shikamaru aren't really together, but I wish they were!If there's any grammar/spelling mistakes please let me know!Sorry my own words aren't so good.Review kudasai(please)!
Japanese Terms
Natto: Is made from fermeated soybeans. Natto is alsoa rich source of protein and very healthy.(I got this at Wikipedia.)
Karee udon: "Curry udon." Udon in a soup made of Japanese curry.It includes meat or vegetables.(I got this at Wikipedia.)