Here is Randomness #1, for some reason.
Eggman: I'm growing tired of waiting and it would be the last time. Where is the rebel base!?
Sam answers.
Sam (DP): Dantooine. Their on Dantooine.
Infinite responses.
Infinite (Forces): You heard her! Destroy Dantooine!
Workers press random buttons.
Eggman: WAIT!
?: Commence primary ignition!
Death Egg fires!
At Dantooine, Tigger finishes the landscape.
Tigger: Whew. Four years of landscaping, and I think Mr. Tarkins finally has a home to be proud of! (looks at the laser) Hey a laser!
Than Dantooine explodes.
Eggman: Infinite!? Dantooine? What- What the hell? (Sam laughs) You've been to a cocktail party at my house for cryke sakes
Infinire (Forces): Sorry.
Chef: P.
Engineer: There is a P. People, your time starts now.
After 3 seconds.
Chef: A GROUP OF PILL PUSHERS? (buzzer)
Engineer: Pfff! (laughs) (Audience laughs and cheers)
Chef: Oh boy.
Engineer: Good night, everyone! Thank you. (laughing and cheering continues)
Engineer: This is Wheel of Fortune, Chef! (laughing and cheering continues)
15 seconds later.
Jack Fenton: A GROUP OF WILL WISHES!
(audience laughing)
Another 15 seconds later.
Jasmine (TDPI): A Group of Well-Wishes)
Engineer: Yeah that's it.
(T.V. turns off)
Dipper (mine): Next time, if they are trying to say Well-Wishers instead of Pill-Pushers, this would've happened! Don't you think?
Danny (DP) & Shawn (TDPI): Yep!
Shadow (mine): (groans) Remind me to change the script while I'm at it okay?
Dipper: Ugh! Comedy.
Shadow and Heavy (TF2) fell into Sonic's dimensions
Sonic: Shadow? Heavy? Shadow?!
Shadow (Sonic): Ow - you landed on my back, man.
Shadow (mine): I'm Shadow!
Shadow (Sonic): No, I didn't say...
Shadow (Sonic): Hey! I'm Shadow!
Shadow (mine): I'm Shadow!
Shadow (Sonic): I'M Shadow!
Shadow (mine): I'm Shadow!
Shadow (Sonic): I'm SHADOW.
They stare at each other and slap battle each other.
Heavy (TF2): Oh, twins. I wonder if one of them is evil?
Amy (Sonic): Where did you come from? And why are there two Sha... dows? Sha... dowed? Sha... dow's?
Shadow (mine): (Throws bricks into the air) There aren't. (pulls out a shotgun) There's only one Shadow... (Shoots the bricks, throws his shotgun into the air to reload, the other Shadow tried to grab it, but the only Shadow grabs it, and puts it back on his strap of the back)
Shadow (mine): ...I don't know who the stiff is. (Other Shadow falls)
Shadow (Sonic): Hey!
Heavy (TF2): Well, this is all wonderful, but I don't suppose you saw a tiny red team member pass this way?
Big Cat: Eh, what's a team member?
Tails: The only thing we saw was out friend Knuckles getting dragged into a strange vortex.
Shadow (Mine): I think it was some kind of dimensional rift... Where is it?
Sonic : It disappeared after it took him.
Tails: So you didn't cause all that?
Heavy (TF2): I suggest that we set out on a mission to find this, er, "rift" you say?
Amy (sonic): A quest?! Let me go pack some lipsticks and my hammer! (runs off)
Sonic: And I'll get some chili dogs! (runs off)
Heavy (TF2): We shall be a team called- (another rift opens)
Heavy (TF2): Aaaaarrrrrr!
Shadow (Sonic): "Team Aar!"? That's a terrible name.
Amy and Sonic came back without them noticing that their gone.
Sonic: Aw! They left with the whole gang?
Amy (Sonic): Gang, shmang! They left without *me*! Rargh!
Shadow (Sonic): (Pulls out his gun) That guy wasn't anything special. (fires his gun and grenades) Ngh... Hup! (But the grenade hits him and explodes) Oof! (Hits the ground) Dang it.
Sonic: (Laughs out loud)
LEGO Batman: Hold it right there!
All: Batman!?
Batman: You again!?
LEGO Batman: Oh Emmet, thank goodness your alright?
Emmet: Batman, what is going on? Ow!
Batman: Hold it! I am Batman, and I am in charge of this detestment!
LEGO Batman: No, I'm Batman.
Batman: I'm Batman!
LEGO Batman: I'm BATMAN!
Emmet: So, who's the real Batman!
Both Batman: I AM!
Batman: Don't let this imposter fool you! He is been trained by the Joker himself to mimic my every move!
LEGO Batman sprays Scarecrows toxic at the other Batman!
Batman: BATS! Their everywhere! Get them away from me! UGH! (They look at him, and they look at LEGO Batman, seeing his eye movement on his mask) Their so horrifying!
All: BATMAN!
They all gathered at LEGO Batman
Benny: I had feeling it was you Batman. My front had to catch with my back end.
Batman regains his senses and got confused.
Batman: Will somebody please explain what's going on?
LEGO Batman: It's alright Batman. It's a code 5-46.
Batman: (gasps) You mean it's a-
LEGO Batman: Yes.
Batman: And he is a-
LEGO Batman- Oh yeah.
Batman: (gasps)
He heads to Emmet, grabs his arm and bows.
Batman: Your majesty.
Emmet: (laughing confused)
Genie and Tucker got confused.
Genie: Did you get any of that?
Tucker (DP): Not a word.
Phone rings
Hank (Mine): Hey Pete, can you get that?
Pete (Mine): I'll get it Hank. (picks it up) Hello, The Best Pals Hand Toons Backstage.
Than water comes out of the phone.
Hank (Mine): Who was that?
Pete (Mine): The water department.
James: Reports are coming in from all over the world that television reporters are blowing up. These unlikely rumors have- (blows up)
We'll be back tomorrow, that's all the time we have since their gassing the studio for termites. (person mumbling) What's that? (person mumbling) They already started? (person mumbling) We might be back tomorrow.