CCNote: Currently working on the outline for A is for Uchiha. In the meantime here is a revamping of a story I never got to finish. Its crack so don't take it seriously. Enjoy and don't forget to leave a review.

Convergence

Prologue...

Tsunade tapped her foot impatiently under her desk as she waited for the parents to trickle into her office. Somehow, just like their demon offspring, all of the parents had managed to get on her last nerve. From some of them losing the state of the art recording devices to others complaining that the meeting time was much too inconvenient, Tsunade was at her wit's end and the day hadn't even fully begun.

With a roll of her eyes, she closed Hinata Hyuuga's disciplinary file and opened Naruto Uzumaki's. The folder was bursting at the seams with a number of infractions and staff complaints the teen had accrued during his tenure at the school. The boy was mostly harmless and if she were being honest, sometimes she even enjoyed some of his smaller pranks against teachers she didn't like. However, Naruto in conjunction with the rest of his cohorts were driving her up the wall. She was going to lose a large amount of her staff if they kept this up. Sighing, Tsunade opened the bottom drawer of her desk and gaze longingly at the bottle of single malt whiskey nestled between her folders. Maybe just a sip wouldn't hurt. Just a little something to take the edge off...

Just as she reached down into the drawer to retrieve her precious salvation, her assistant Shizune cracked open the door to her office and stuck her head in. Dark disapproving eyes narrowed and Tsunade gulped knowing that she'd been caught red-handed. Pouting, she put the bottle back into its dark lonely home in her desk and closed the drawer.

'Later' she thought wistfully.

"Lady Tsunade, the parents are starting to arrive," Shizune said, satisfied that her boss wasn't going to start drinking so early in the morning...again.

The blonde woman rose from her leather seat and walked towards the window in her office that overlooked the main entrance of the school. Konoha Highschool was one of, if not the, best school that the land of fire had to offer. Her great-grandfather had founded this school on three simple principles. To promote unity among the students and their community. To educate the future of their country. To ensure that students from all backgrounds would have the tools they needed to succeed later on in their life. Unfortunately, the only principle this batch of children seemed to have was a parasitic sense of was unity. They were united in destroying school property. United in interrupting class with their insubordinate and obnoxious behavior. Most of all Tsunade was convinced that they were united in making sure that she would be put into an early grave. Longingly she glanced back at her desk where her only solstice resided. Hopefully, by the end of this rather unethical meeting, her life here as dean of this school would get a little easier.

Letters sent home never helped because she doubted that the letters ever made it into the hands of the parents. Suspensions from school also had no effect since a break from being in school was what the hoodlums actually wanted. Parent-teacher meeting also had no effect since the parents were often so intimidating to the teachers that no one had the guts to actually say what was going on with their little 'angels'. The only thing that was going to get through to the students, and quite possibly Tsunade's only saving grace, was their parents seeing their antics in action. If they actually saw how awful their kids were maybe then she might actually be able to catch up on her mountains of paperwork versus chasing students down the hall. This was literally a last-ditch effort.

"Knock knock!" An overly perky voice called from the open office door. A blonde woman opened the door all the way to reveal a pink haired and an equally energetic man standing behind her. Tsunade raised an eyebrow at their smiling faces, utterly confused as to who the hell these people were.

"The Harunos." Shizune said through a conspicuous cough and Tsunade internally smacked her forehead for her own forgetfulness.

"Welcome welcome!" Tsunade said as happily as she could to make up for her mistake. The Harunos didn't seem to catch on, if anything they were eager to be there even though it was so early in the morning. "I'm glad you are able to join us this morning!"

"We wouldn't miss seeing our baby girl for the world!" Mr. Haruno laughed and Tsunade's smile faltered a bit.

Sure she'd lied and said that this was an experimental meeting on adolescent development and behavior. Sure she'd stretched the truth by saying their children were all perfect candidates for this new form of parental oversight for their children's educational progress. The ends justified the means right? Right.

"Good morning Lady Tsunade!" Another happy voice said as they entered the room.

Kushina and Minato Uzumaki were both grinning from ear to ear, eager to partake in Tsunade's experiment. They were both former graduates of Konoha High and Tsunade longed for the rumored days that peace was within the halls of the school. Although it was said that Kushina had been a bit of a troublemaker herself back then she was likely nothing compared to her son Naruto. Tsunade's left eye twitched as Naruto's boisterous laughter entered her mind and echoes of 'old lady' rang through her ears.

"This place hasn't changed a bit!" Minato observed as he looked around the office appreciatively. "The entire school looks just like it did when we went here!"

"Well, we strive to stay true to our original architecture while keeping up to date on our resources for the students." Tsunade replied proudly. "Please have a seat in the conference room."

Shizune led the new arrivals into the conference room adjoining her office while Tsunade remained to greet the rest of the parents. The Uchihas were the next to arrive although Fugaku wasn't exactly mentally present even though his body was there. He was too busy on his phone to mumble more than a half-hearted hello and allowed Tsunade's hand to go awkwardly unshaken. Mikoto apologized for his behavior but did nothing to correct his rudeness. Hiashi Hyuuga arrived just after that awkward exchange and Tsunade didn't even dare to touch him. He looked at her like she was gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe, even his greeting sounded like a threat.

The Yamanakas, Akamichis, Inuzukas all trickled in as well and made their way to the conference room without much incident. Shikamaru's father was the last to arrive and appeared as though he'd just rolled out of bed. With all of the parents now having arrived, Tsunade took a deep breath and marched into what could only be described as a lion's pit. All around the long conference room table the parents, well those who were friendly enough, chatted cordially with one another and were excited to participate. None appeared suspicious in the slightest. Clearing her throat, the room became silent and all eyes were now on her.

"Welcome to Konoha High." She said and bowed respectfully to all of the parents in attendance. "This is one of the best schools that the land of fire has to offer and we pride ourselves on upholding that prestigious title."

The parents nodded along with what she was saying, a few of them even straightening up a bit with pride. It was an honor to be accepted into this institution and a diploma from here gave all of their children a leg up for when the time came to apply to University. If only the students realized the value of their education.

"As you all know I have called you here about your children. Now I know you believe that each one is an angel, and they're all precious. But there are some behaviors that I don't condone nor know how to punish. As their parents, you have full jurisdiction over that matter. Video cameras have been placed all around the school so you can see what exactly goes on during their day." Tsunade informed the parents who all now didn't look so nice.

"Punishment?" Tsume Inuzuka growled. "This was not what I expected to be called in here for."

"Have any of you told your children you'd be here?" Tsunade asked, brushing aside the Inuzuka's protest. All of the parents shook their heads. "Good. Also, have you planted the uniforms that will give us sound on them?"

The parents nodded but of course, none of them were pleased. Tsunade couldn't blame them. This was not what they signed up for but it had to be done. Shizune pressed a button on the side of the wall and a large projector screen was lowered from the ceiling. A few seconds later an image of the school's main entrance appeared.

"Oooh! This is kind of exciting!" Mrs. Haruno squealed as the students started pouring into the school and none of the other parents shared her sentiment.

It didn't take long for a few of their targets to appear on the screen and the camera brought into focus an energetic Naruto Uzumaki strolling into the school gates with a groggy Sasuke Uchiha in tow. Tsunade's brow furrowed with suspicion as she watched the two approach the school...those two were never ever on time...

To be continued...