/My Emo Corner =w=/
Hey, it's RosarioLenFan02… first of all, this story is VERY, VERY RANDOM. By random, I mean seriously random. Credits go to my friends and me. I'm just the person who uploads it… we share the workload. Actually, it isn't much of a workload, since we just make it up as we go along. The story is about nothing. Nothing at all. It's a mash-up between Rozen Maiden, Shugo Chara, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Fairy Tail and Naruto. Some of the characters only come up for a little one or two lines of randomness. WARNING: This story may make no sense.
It's in script form… so it's easier. There's a whole bunch of dialogue because my friends and I just made this for fun and we were pretty much laughing at everything we wrote.
/The Story starts at the Sakuradas…/
Hina-Ichigo: Ichigo! CAKEE!
Suiseiseki: I shall have half a cake desu~
Hina-Ichigo: Wahh! Suiseiseki stole my ichigo!
Suiseiseki: You baka desu! Don't spill dies. But if you really want to, you can have mine desuuuu!
Shinku: You are all so noisy… Instead, why don't you take some pocky?
Suiseiseki: Mmmm desu!
Hina-Ichigo: Ichigo flavour! *Eats like crazy*
Shinku: You are very welcome.
Kanaria: *burst through window* Listen up dolls! Today, I, Kanaria, smartest of the Rozen Maiden dolls, will defeat you all and become Alice kashira!
Suigintou: *laughs and appears out of random puddle* Alice? Is that not MY line?
Shinku: Suigintou! And… let's see… Kana… ah I cannot be bothered with such trivial matters.
Hina-Ichigo: Kanamiso nano nano!
Kanaria: No! Ka-na-ri-AA!
Shinku: Let us begin... the Alice Game! Rose Tail!
Suigintou: You think you can defeat me? *shoots out feathers at Shinku*
/BIG EPIC MAJOR FIGHT/
Kanaria: Go Suigintou… kashira!
Suiseiseki: Stop! No more fighting desu!
Souseiseki: Shinku, fight!
Suigintou: Tch… now… my secret weapon to kill you all! *Evil laugh*
*Shugo Chara's Hotori Tadase appears in a shower of sparkles!*
Suigintou: Do it!
Tadase: Yes, Suigintou-sama! *Sparkle attack*
Shinku: Umm… What is this… secret weapon of yours, Suigintou?
Suiseiseki: Only the itsy-bitsy chibi Hina is affected desu!
Hina-Ichigo: It smells like ichigos! It's all sparkly nano!
*Tadase character transforms*
Shinku: What… is this?
Souseiseki: Oh, he looks like boku! Except, with excess frills, and sparkles…
Hina-Ichigo: Yeah nano! Maybe he's a Rozen Maiden!
Suiseiseki: Baka chibi chibi! He's a GUY desu!
Souseiseki: No matter, we must defeat him.
Suigintou: *laughs* Tadase! Your best attack!
Tadase: Sparkle attack?
Suigintou: No, you imbecile! Holy Crown!
Tadase: HOLY CROWN!
Souseiseki: Let's go, Lenpicka!
Shinku: Hollie!
Hina-Ichigo: Berrybell nano! Let's defeat Mr. Sparkly-san nano!
Suiseiseki: Haiii~ Jade Dream, let's beat up this chibi human nice and good desu!
Tadase: W-what?
Kanaria: I can defeat you too! Pizzicato!
Suigintou: Hnn hnn hnn… you can TRY, dolls!
Hina-Ichigo: Ichigo TWISTTTT!
*Suigintou gets trapped in Hina-Ichigo's strawberry plants!*
Suigintou: Hina-Ichigo! I will kill you when I break free!
Kanaria: Go! Hina! Go, go Hina! Defeat Suigintou kashira!
Shinku: And what are YOU doing, Kanamiso?
Kanaria: Ka-na-ri-AA!
Tadase: Woah there, kill, Suigintou? We cannot have any deaths in this place! You are obsessed with how gay I am… BUT I'm siding with these dolls *Hair flip*
Shinku: Wow… how gay.
Hina-Ichigo: YAY nano!
Suigintou: You stupid traitor! No matter, I can still defeat all of you!
Tadase: You can tryyy *tries to imitate Suigintou's laugh but chokes on his saliva and fails*
Hina-Ichigo: Ichigo Twist!
Kanaria: First Movement!
Shinku: Rose Tail!
Souseiseki and Suiseiseki: Hyaaaaaa!
Tadase: Holy Crown and Sparkle Attack Deluxe Double Combo!
Suigintou: Arghhh! Nooo….!
Tadase: Everyone! We did it! Great job! *Sparkle*
Souseiseki: Um… Ok?
Hina-Ichigo: Yay nano!
Suiseiseki: What were we doing in the first place desu?
Shinku: I have no clue.
Suigintou: Tadase… or Tadagay… you… destroyed me…
Tadase: Damn right I did~ *Sparkle smile*
Suigintou: Tadagay, you will pay… *dies*
Suiseiseki: Huh? What pay desu?
Souseiseki: *sigh* Suiseiseki…
Hina-Ichigo: If Mr. Sparkly-san destroyed Suigintou, does it mean he gets her Rosa Mystica nano?
Souseiseki: Hmm… don't know about that… everyone wants it. Even a doll like boku.
Suiseiseki: I WANTS IT DESU~
*Meimei flits past and Tadase catches her*
Tadase: Ah! I'll give this purple sparkly thingy to Amu as her birthday present!
Souseiseki: Who is Amu? And that is Suigintou's artificial spirit; you cannot just TAKE HER unless you are a Rozen Maiden.
Hina-Ichigo: Hina has one too nano! Mine is pink and sparkly and she's called Berrybell… Berrybell is nice nano!
Tadase: What… is going on here? *confused*
Shinku: Let ME explain… An artificial spirit is one that provides you with attacks. If Hina-Ichigo gets it, she can use Suigintou's powers.
Hina-Ichigo: It's HINA'S! HINA'S! My name is HINA!
Tadase: Well MY NAME IS TADASE! …. Nice to meet you *sparkle*!
Hina-Ichigo: Hina doesn't care!
Tadase: So that person-
Shinku: Dolls! We're dolls!
Tadase: Okay fine! *Sigh*… are there ANY humans around here? I'm bored.
Kanaria: Oh kashira, there's Jun. Sakurada Jun kashira.
Tadase: Is he a retard like you peo-
Shinku: DOLLS!
Tadase: DOLLS okay, fine! Is he a retard like you DOLLS?
Souseiseki: Um… no?
Suiseiseki: YES he IS! He is a four-eyed chibi chibi human!
Hina-Ichigo: Hey nano! Hina likes Jun nano!
Shinku: First an argument about names, and now Jun…
Souseiseki: Jun-kun is nice.
Suiseiseki: NO HE'S NOT DESU!
Hina-Ichigo: Hina likes Jun very much *pouts at Suiseiseki*… *smiles* AND TO-MO-EEE!
*And what is SHINKU doing?*
Shinku: *sigh*… *looks around cautiously… then grabs Meimei and Suigintou's Rosa Mystica!* It is mine!
*And back to the fight!*
Suiseiseki: Chibi human is evil desu!
Jun: *walks in* what is all this racket? And who is this… girl? Or guy?
Hina-Ichigo: It's Mr. Sparkly-san!
Tadase: No… my name is Tadase, Hotori Tadase. You must be Jun… I hope you're sane.
Jun: I AM Jun and I AM sane, not like these peo-
Shinku: DOLLS!
Jun: Okay! These DOLLS. The red one is Shinku. She loves tea and Kun-Kun.
Shinku: *in a daze* Kun-kun…
Jun: The blue one is Souseiseki. She's the most sane amongst all of them. She's a girl.
Souseiseki: Believe him.
Jun: The pink one is Hina-Ichigo.
Tadase: And she has an obsession with strawberries?
Jun: Yeah. And ichigo daifuku… and this girl called Tomoe.
Hina-Ichigo: TO-MO-EEE!
Jun: The green one is the demon doll.
Suiseiseki: It's SUISEISEKI desuu! Can't you even get a name right desu? Useless chibi chibi!
Jun: *sigh*… She crashes into windows
Suiseiseki: It's an achievement *proud face*.
Jun: And we waste a lot of money repairing the windows EVEN THOUGH she can repair them herself. I mean, it IS her fault for crashing into it in the first place.
Shinku: Servant, look at the clock. It is time for Kun-Kun.
Jun: Whatever.
Hina-Ichigo: Let's go nano!
Suiseiseki: Ah! Kun-Kun time desu!
Souseiseki: Kun-Kun!
Kanaria: What's Kun-Kun kashira?
Shinku: *hiss* Just watch it!
Jun: They are obsessed with this show called Kun-Kun.
Tadase: I want to see it! *Sparkle*
Jun: Ugh! Just go!
*Tadase runs in*
*Kun-Kun theme song starts to play*
Tadase: Oooooooh!
Shinku: Quiet baka! It's starting!
/End of Chapter One… now wasn't that random?/
/My Emo Corner =w=/
Haha, so… what'd you think? I know it is SO random. Sorry to Tadase fans… but my friends and I KINDA hate him (and by kinda we mean seriously). So, the next chapter will come out soon. The chapters WILL come out one after the other, since we already wrote out a lot. Please do not criticize our work saying that it has no storyline, or it makes no sense. It's not supposed to, and also, no common sense questions like "Oh, since when is Tadase Suigintou's secret weapon, and where did he come from?" Well… I don't know, an N-field? It's a rather slapstick comedy kind of thing. The other animes are inserted later… be patient!
In the Next Chapter…
What has become of Tadase at this point? Will he ever get back to his own world?
Hina-Ichigo goes back to sulk in Jun's room… which can only mean one thing!
A very special guest from Shugo Chara comes to visit (no, not Tadase)
Also, the development of a contest between Tadase and Jun!