Disclaimer: I do not own South Park

Hello out there! Have some of the epic couple we call Dip

Me and Pip are complete oxymoron's of each other.

Him so gentle, kind and forgiving. Me so bitter, cruel and vengeful.

His rightful place in heaven, so pure, so peaceful. My destined place in hell, among the damned and screaming.

Where his golden heart pumps silver blood through ruby veins, my heart of coal pumps cyanide blood through veins of lead.

His hair is like silk woven by angels, whose thread is the sun itself, where mine is dulled like a moonless night.

His skin is the shade of butter milk and so delicate you'd swear you'd break it. Mines the colour of ice and the texture of well worn leather.

His tears freeze to diamonds in midair while mine are made of acid, corroding all they touch.

Horns adorn my head while a halo rest upon his, accompanied by pristine wings.

Me and my love, we are complete opposites. I am a pessimist where he is an optimist. A negative charge follows me about whilst a positive follows him.

But, as we all know, it's a negative charge and a positive charge that form the strongest, most unbreakable bond.

Not too happy with how this turned out. I only really like a small part of it. But ohwell.

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