Hello readers, I'm trying something a little different for this story. I'm going to be making Blitzwing and Starscream human children. Blitzwing is three brothers, and Starscream + his clones are eight siblings. This story is just their experiences with each other. I hope you enjoy…Italicized means it is thoughts

I do not own transformers.

Hello, my name iz Icy…Vell, it isn't veally, but zat's vhat every,von calls me. Anyvay, before ve start I zhink zat it vould be nice to know a bit of backround, so zat's what I'm going to do first.

As I said before, I'm Icy. I am thirteen years old and am pretty smart for my age.

My older brother, Hothead, is fourteen and can be pretty stubborn and short-tempered. Vut he means vell…most of ze time.

Now my younger brother is pretty adorable, he's Random. He's eleven, and he is very childish, but jou get used to it quickly.

Zhere iz also ze Starscream siblings. The oldest iz, of course, Starscream.

Starscream: He's fourteen, and older then Thundercracker by two minutes…Vhich he just loves to brag about. Starscream likes to think that he's the vone in charge…though he usually isn't.

Thundercracker: Starscreams younger twin brother. Thunder is ze most tempermental of his siblings and takes on most of the responsibilities of ze oldest. He knows he's the one in charge.

Slipstream: Ze only girl in ze family. She's thirteen and can be very rude and disrespectful and doesn't accept authority easily…she's also pretty smart, and cute…

Dirge: He's eleven and best friends with Random, vut he doesn't understand the concept of sharing…at all.

Sunstorm: He's eight and veally looks up to Random and Dirge, alvays following zem. He's alvays saying how vonderful and amazing zey are…he actually says zat about every, von.

Thrust: He and Skywarp are both seven. Thrust iz almost as greedy as Dirge…except he's a lot more vocal about it. If he wants something zat some, von else has, he vhines…and he vants everyzing zat he doesn't have.

Skywarp: He is scared of everyzing and constantly clings to Thundercracker to defend him.

The last is Ramjet. I introduced ze others in age order, but I can't do it vith him because I have no clue how old he is. The von zing zat jou need to know about him is to never believe what he says…ever. He is alvays lying.

If I didn't already know the others ages zen I wouldn't know anyzing. See, around ze age of ten zey all start looking almost ze exact same age. You might zhink zat Dirge and Thundercracker are ze same age.

Von more zing. Vhen me and my siblings vere younger our parents gave us each a special gift before they left. Hothead has his visor…As he likes to call it, they're veally sunglasses. I have a monacle…I know, it's veird, but I like it. Random on ze other hand has a very creepy mask that has ze face of a black and red jack-o-lantern. Vut he loves the zing, so…

Anyvays, I zhink that's all jou need to know. Please enjoy ze story.

Alright…that was a pretty long introduction, but it explains some usefull things for later in the story. I hope you are interested and keep reading. The next chapter shall be about Dirge and his Random.

Oh, and in case anyone is confused, 'Every, von' means 'everyone.' It took me forever to figure out how to spell it with an accent. If you think I should tone down the accent a bit, please say so in a review or something…