StupidClan

Leader

Mudstar: large tom with a distinguishing stench and bright blue eyes. He earned his name due to the incredible amount of mud caked on his unknown colored pelt.

Deputy

Cheetahflash: sandy colored she-cat with bright emerald eyes, neon blue spotted markings and a fluffy tail. Half sane during unknown periods of time.

Medicine Cat

The-moon-is-shinycomet: beautiful silvery gray she-cat with long claws and sharp green eyes with purple flashes. She has a habit of gazing at the moon all night.

Medicine Cat Apprentice

That-is-a-kangaroopaw: brown tom with large, muscular hind legs, crazy pinkish eyes and a long tail. He always says "that is a kangaroo"

Warriors

Dirtyprinces: a brown she-cat with pink neon eyes, a tiara and missing patches of fur because of a skin infection.

Sir Background Sounds: fancy black and white tom. His fur is always groomed to perfection and his mismatched eyes shine with style. He's the sound effects of this fanfic.

Oh-No-The-Fourth-Wallecho: dark white (yes, dark white) she-cat with two tails that is always breaking the fourth wall.

Sizzlepelt: brown tom with shining fluorescent eyes. He sizzles in the sun and his twin brother is Bilepelt.

Bilepelt: brown tom with shining fluorescent eyes. He is a prankster and his twin brother is Sizzlepelt

Elmosmile: ginger-red she-cat with a crazy smile, purple eyes and a love for the Twilight Saga.

I-hate-this-kitsflame: short haired, bright orange tabby tom with unusual (impossible) hazel eyes. Due to his increasing loss of sight -he reads too many fanfics- he wears glasses.

Wordmind: little but muscular brown and white she-cat with a really...colorful vocabulary, cold amber eyes and a scar on her muzzle.

Snakescale: strange and scary she-cat. Instead of fur she is completely covered on hard, green scales, her eyes are cold yellow and her tongue resembles that of a snake. It's unknown if she is poisonous.

Kitty-pet-Pinestar-knows-himclaw: ex-kittypet tom with aqua eyes and really, REALLY long ears.

Alienlemonade-pawprint the second: unusual greenish she-cat with bright sky-blue eyes and a shredded ear. She's always found with an All Natural Lemonade.

Dieghost: another strange and scary she-cat. Her pelt is completely white while her eyes are a really pale silver. Depending on the light she sometimes looks like a ghost and there's a rumor about her being a vampire.

Sleepyhead: always sleeping, really long haired cat that looks more like a pile of fur than an actual cat. No one is really sure what gender it is.

Kiss-kissed-Firestarmuzzle: ginger she-cat with purple eyes (she always has a crazed glint). Apparently, she stole blue lipstick from somewhere and now she wants to kiss everyone...well, crash her muzzle so the blue mark stays.

Firecracker: dusty brown, long furred tom with white stripes. He believes himself to be fighting in an imaginary war.

I-don't-have-good-namesdance: calico tom with neon orange eyes and a big white, fluffy paw (only one is big, the others are small and dainty). He found a radio somewhere and is under the belief he is a DJ.

Plasmaburst: slender, bright silver she-cat with round, shiny eyes, perfectly symmetrical features, a strange beeping colar and a cybernetic leg. She came from space.

Crazyparty: a brown furred tom with spotted markings and pale grey eyes. He is crazy, really crazy and has an ability to make a gathering go wild.

Tunafreak: pale yellow, skinny tom with neon green eyes. He is usually a hyperactive cat and he earned his name due to his tuna smell.

Heavymetal: black tom with neon yellow eyes. He has a pair of red Beats on his ears, he is half deaf because of them and everyone needs to scream to him. He always starts singing.

I-want-chocolate-DOUBLERAINBOW: chocolate brown she-cat with strange rainbow colored eyes. When she lashes her tail, random flashes of light shine across it.

Sabertooth: dark brown tom with a light brown mane, short tail and a pair of oversized fangs.

Freakytiger: aquamarine she-cat with tabby stripes, a long, long, really long tail and dark colored eyes.

Mewecho: long haired, cream colored tom with white stripes and blue eyes. Due to some health problem he is stuck with just one word: mew.

Papercat: a cat face drawing on a piece of paper. She/He was drawn by a 4 moons old kit and is the mother/father of Dirtyprincess.

Apprentices

I-hate-thispaw: silver tom with a bad name and sparkling neon purple eyes. He has an ability to hate everything.

Running-is-the-best-thingpaw: purple and silver (due to strange mutation) she-cat with white eyes and long legs.

Dragonpaw: white she-cat with lizard-like, greenish-hazel eyes, a pair of wings on her flank and a multicolored neon tongue. She comes from another dimension.

The Random and Not Important Catpaw: a random colored cat with random colored eyes, random fur length and random personality. He escaped from another story.

Mustachepaw: black tom with a white mustache that covers most of his face, affecting his vision. His eye color is unknown.

Playing-with-the-obviouspaw: obvious rainbow colored tom, with obvious neon green eyes, an obvious long tail and an obvious obsession with Star Wars.

Hummmmmmpaw: dark grey and black she-cat with pale yellow eyes. She is always found humming songs.

Tattoopaw: furless tom with random tattoos all over his body, copper eyes and a long tail.

I-am-hungry-COOKIEpaw: a brown tom with black patches (he looks like a chocolate chip cookie) and dark brown eyes.

Why-did-I-wanted-to-be-in-this-Clanpaw: large tortoiseshell tom with neon yellow eyes and glitter all over his paws.

Queens

Clockstorm: black and white she-cat with sparkling silver eyes (due to exposure to radioactive wastes). She has a voice that sounds like a clock. Kits: Save-mekit, Why-another-litterkit, Ninjakit and Scourgekit.

Naipolish: neon she-cat with sparkling blue eyes. (Due to another exposure to radioactive wastes). Kits: OneMousekit, Bluestarkit, Fossilkit, Weirdkit, Jetpack-kit and Greenishkit

Sillyband- stupid she-cat with an elastic personality and crazy multicolored eyes. Kits: Spiderkit, I'm-bringing-sexy-back-kit, Flying-giant-pufflekit and Hawkeyekit.

Frogsong- brown she-cat with blue eyes. She believes that she can sing but she sounds like a dying frog. Kits: Froggykit, Eragonkit, Legolas-the-elfkit, Let-me-flyyyyyyyykit and Yellow-Sunflowerkit

Candyflight- multicolored she-cat with blue neon eyes and a acute voice that sounds as if she ate helio. Kits: Hobbitkit, Dragoness-fangkit, Stinkykit, Oh-StarClan-that-is-so-uglykit, TwoMousekit, Mew-Mewkit, Where-is-my-mosskit and I-got-mental-problems-I-wanna-go-to-ThunderClankit

Elders

Fatold- FAT tom with ginger pelt and no tail. He is the oldest elder of all the Clans.

Oliphant-riderexpress: old tabby gray tom with gray-blue eyes.

The-sun-is-falling-claw- flame-colored she-cat with deep green eyes. She suffers of a mental disorder, so she always scream that the sun is falling.

Shinypelt- she-cat that shines because of an unknown reason. No-cat has ever seen the real color of Shinypelt's fur or eyes because of the blinding white light that she has. Her clanmates need to wear sunglasses to see her outline in the intense light.

Broken-claw-aaaaaapool- violet she-cat with a crazy look on her amber eyes and a broken teeth. (her mother broke a claw when she was born)

Donkeynoice- black tom that talks like a drunk donkey. He has green eyes and a really long, fluffy tail.

Bignose- silver she-cat with a potato nose and almost no eyes.

Bulldogface- grey tom with an angry face and sparkling violet eyes.

Honored Cats of Review Creations (No more! Oh StarClan, no more cats!) Note: not all of this cats are cannon in the story, just a few ones make actual cameos. And sorry people, not al of the reviewed cats are making it here.

Randomness-strawberry-guitar-pelt the second: yellow furred she-cat with bright red strawberry streaks. She suffers a condition called MAGIC INSANE-NESS.

Fluffyhugsfur: very fluffy, light gray tom with black raccoon markings and yellow eyes. A real sweetheart but he might hug you to death.

Faramir-The-Awesome: light brown tom with grey eyes. He carries some sort of sword around.

Riddlespeak: a snowy white she-cat with warm, dark brown eyes. She speaks in riddles.

Glasses that show neediness: HE'S EVIL! HE'S GOT A SLIT PERSONALITY NAMED JASK! HIDE YOUR KITS! HIDE YOUR WIVES! HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS! HIDE THE PIE!

Derpy-Arwen-Who-Is-Crazy-In-Love-With-Legolas-The-Elf-ArrowElf: well, what. She just appeared out of nowhere! This she-cat has a fur with a really strange combination of colors: golden, pink, neon green, neon blue, black and white. She's basically a living Skittles bag.

ImStalkingYouRightNowPaw: a creepy she-cat. Her head and body are of a color darker than black while her paws and tail are lighter than white.

Elrond-elf-fur: brownish tom with neon spots. Some believe he's schizophrenic.

Celebran-The_Invisible: Elrond-elf-fur's imaginary mate.

I-dont-have-a-namekit: bright ginger she-kit with a really bad memory and long, pointy ears. She probably has family inside StupidClan, but no one is really sure about it.

Tushay: bright pinkish (really, why are there so many impossible colors here?) she-cat. She has heterochromia.

I-Cant-Remember-my-namepaw: she's a strange apprentice; cats usually avoid her. Her pelt has a strange condition that makes her change color depending on the hour.

LiteralKitty: silvery-blue she-cat with bright green eyes and white spotted markings. You can never joke around her because she'll take it seriously.

Lexiconpaw: faded ginger and dusty yellow she-cat with deep amber eyes. She's a walking dictionary.

Omnomfang: dark grey she-cat with white tail tip and paws. She has warm amber eyes and is one of the only cats with normal descriptions. She likes to bite things.

Sodaslurp: white tom with dark grey tal tip and paws. He likes to drink stuff.

Bubblegum: baby pink and light blue she-cat with pearly white eyes.

Mangotail: ginger tom with faded red and green fur near his hind legs. His eyes are completely yellow.

Partyrock: multicolored tom with blue paws and tail tip. He's very random.

A new sun rises, marking the beginning of any Clancat's day.

All except for a bunch of lazy creatures known as StupidClan.

Mudstar snored loudly in his den, rolling to his side as he chased a flying mouse in his dreams. The rest of StupidClan used to sleep for as long as Mudstar slept, which could be for days. That says lot a lot about the Clan, right?

Cheetahflash, the Clan's new deputy, padded to the leader's den. Flatface, the previous deputy, was killed by greencought. Or so they say. No one really knew the actual cause of Flatface's death, but his body was never found. The Elders still murmured about the strange trail of glitter that had appeared the day Flatface died. Eggsmell the Medicine Cat at that time, had declared it death by sickness and then disappeared like the Deputy. Oh well, a future game of Clue could solve that mystery.

Cheetahflash suddenly went into a hunters crouch. Her emerald eyes were locked on a single objective and her feline instincts kept her from uttering a single sound. She silently stalked her prey: the elusive and difficult to catch...Mudstar's tail.

"WAKE UP MUDSTAR! TIME TO SHINE!" Cheetahflash yowled as she bit the tail with her jaws. The new Deputy had an insane amount of bitting strength, so it's a miracle she didn't rip the tail off. As soon as she bit down, she scowled and spit it because of the horrible taste against her tongue. Mudstar never took a bath, after all. The tom screeched and dashed off the den, crashing into a really grumpy Wordmind. But when is she not grumpy?

"What the ***! Mudstar?! What is your ************* idea?!" She hollered loudly. With her screams and insults, she managed to wake up the whole Clan. Sleepy eyes shone from inside the dens. A white perpetual light came from the Elder's den, a clear sign that Shinypelt was still in there. the Elders groaned when they say the light. They all hoped that Shinypelt would just go away so they could sleep in nice, peaceful darkness.

"What happened?", said Oliphant-riderexpress, who yawned loudly. He had not slept well. Again.

"Who cares? Lets do something interesting!". Eragonkit demanded. The young kit had waited all the night to sneak out of the Nursery just to end up crashing against Sillyband, who scolded the kit and watched him until he went asleep.

"Bilepelt! Get off me, NOW!", Sizzlepelt screeched to his twin brother, who was sleeping on top of him for some reason.

Eragonkit and Legolas-the-elfkit were in front of an audience of kits. Somehow, they had managed to sneak out of Camp. Considering the number of kits in StupidClan, that's a great achievement.

"Can you tell us why are we here?", Bluestarkit hissed as OneMouskit munched on her ear.

"We are here to form the K.U.P.B.T.O.W: Kits United for the Prevention of Boredom to Take Over the World", Legolas-the-elfkit exclaimed proudly. Cheers emerged from the audience. Every single kit started to chatter loudly, happy that they could help stop boredom.

"Well, who wants to join?", Eragonkit exclaimed. A grasshopper was heard.

"We will give you cookies!" Eragonkit said. Someone coughed. "Why this isn't working?" Eragonkit asked Legolas-the-elfkit.

"Let me try" he answered. "Who wants to join?", he exclaimed.

All the audience raised paws and cheered. One even started dancing in happiness.

"Why do they only answer you?!" Eragonkit hissed.

"Because I'm awesome like that!" Legolas-the-elfkit said over the screams of joy as he rushed to give the kits a paper to sign their membership.

Nobody seemed to notice the unusual amount of missing kits, for they were still doing normal activities. Well, the StupidClanners are idiots, what do you expect?

Elmosmile was sprawled on the ground, basking in the sun. In front of her. Freakytiger and Alienlemonade-pawprint the second were mirroring her. Nobody noticed the skinny tom approaching, they just slightly shifted when the tuna smell reached their nostrils.

"GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE FROM HERE TO MOSCOW!", Tunafreak screeched on Elmosmile's ear. The she-cats jumped like in the air before hitting the ground. Her eyes were wide and all of her fur was bristled in fear.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR, TUNAFREAK?!", Freakytiger screeched when the shock passed.

"Because you all are fat", he dashed out of the camp, leaving Freakytiger and Elmosmile to try to control the now infuriated Alienlemonade-pawprint the second.

Somewhere else, Mudstar was watching a butterfly. It was so pretty that he stood watching it with his jaws opened. Suddenly, the butterfly entered Mudstar's mouth. The tom coughed, only resulting in the butterfly ending deep in his throat.

When he was already choking and trembling in the ground, Cheetahflash happened to stroll by. At watching her leader chocking, she hurried to him and started jumping on his stomach.

"Spit it out, spit it out, spit it out, SPIT IT OUT!"

The now death butterfly flew from Mudstar's mouth. He stood awkwardly, trying to gasp for breath.

"You saved me Cheetahflash!, he exclaimed while hugging her, "Thank you!"

"It's nothing!" She felt as if a constrictor was trying to kill her. The she-cat gasped for breath but Mudstar refused to free her. Praying to StarClan that the taste wouldn't be so bad, she bit Mudstar's paw hard. The tom hissed and licked his paw, Cheetahflash falling to the ground while grimacing at the taste.

Mudstar eyed his injured paw, then ignored it and smiled creepily, "As reward, I will make you leader! We will be both leaders of StupidClan!"

Suddenly, they appeared at the Moonstone. Loosing her balance, Cheetahflash fell and touched the stone with one paw.

Mudstar gazed as his deputy shared dreams with StarClan. Sniffing around, he found the hat that he had lost when that dammed Wonderland tunnel had appeared. "My precious hat!"

Cheetaflash stirred. Her dream had been so weird.

"Hey Mudstar! I'm Cheetarstar now" she said proudly. She hoped Mudstar wouldn't go all crazy again and try to hug her to death.

"Good, now lets say it to the Clan"

"LET ALL CATS THAT SLEEP IN THIS CLAN GATHER BENEATH THE CANDYLAND ROCK FOR A CLAN MEETING!", Mudstar screeched while waving his paws around like a maniac.

Everyone gathered reluctantly but Sleepyhead. That thing never even moved from its nest.

"EVERYONE! This is the second leader of the Clan, Cheetahstar!"

The Clan just looked with bored expressions at Mudstar.

The kits entered the Clan and Legolas-the-elfkit bounced to the Candyland Rock, "Everyone! This is Cheetahstar, the second leader of StupidClan!"

Everyone cheered.

Mudstar and Eragonkit both pouted.

Tunafeak went to Moscow.

Elmosmile ate a cookie.

Tigerstar planned revenge.

And Legolas-the-elfkit continued being awesome.

"This is ******* boring" yawned Nailpolish, checking her recently painted claws.

"Hey, those ********* asterisks are MINE!" Wordmind screeched, leaping at Nailpolish. The tiny she-cat started beating the vain Queen to the ground.

"Hawkward" murmured Hawkeyekit

WILL ERAGONKIT AND MUDSTAR PLAN REVENGE ON LEGOLAS-THE-ELFKIT? WILL TUNAFREAK RETURN FROM MOSCOW? WILL I STOP ASKING QUESTIONS? WILL ANYONE NOTICE I CHANGED THIS CHAPTER? PROBABLY NOT BUT DISCOVER THE REST ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF STUPIDCLAN: THE NEXT GENERATION!

-BINARIO THE AWESOME CRYPTIC CAT