Hea! Van Flyheight here! Ya know the one who defeted the deathsuares and all.the one who found Fiona and zeke in a capsule in some ruins. THE ONE WHO SAVED YOUR ASSES!!!!!!!!!if you live on planet zi anway umm, how do I say this, sigh. OK her it goes. I LOVE FIONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh BOY I'M FEELING GOOD TODAY. HEAVY BREATHING um sorry. Yeah so I love Fiona.big deal right? Wrong. There are a lot of girls mostly fangirls oo scary huh that like me , I wouldn't blame them though, I am hot,they seem to be slightly attracted to Irvine though.But also attracted to me to. I guess you could say were on the same level of atraccevness. Somtimes I wonder about him. He,well,uh is kinda creepy almost. But You know he is still my best, most trusted friend.back to Fiona.

"VAN!!!!!!!HELP ME!!!"

Hold on. peeks out bedroom door to see Irvine is being mauled by some fan girls

I'm comin buddy!! stops abruptly Wait what the hell am I doing? fan girls stare at him RUNAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! Ivine is running right beside me.waht did you do to them!!! " I don't know, I was sitting on the couch and they all jumped on me !!" "VAN, IRVINE WE LOVE YOU" "OH SHIT THERE CATCHING UP VAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HEAD FOR THE GUSTAV!!!!!!!!!!!!both jump into the gustave in slow motion I think were safe now. "we better hope so Van." Irvine turns on the light, only to find out that the fangirls are surrounding them INSIDE the gustav.

Again van flyheight, please read and rewiew.

SIAFCamong the fan girls- AHH I love being evil

Irvine- I don't like you.

Van-yeah,what did we do

SIAFC-nothing

Irvine and Van- WE WILL GET OUR REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!