Do you see any yaoi in Naruto? Didn't think so! So it can't be mine!
Flames will be used to roast smores!
"What is he wearing?!?" Naruto fumed as he paced in his best friend Gaara's office. "I don't know, ask him?" Gaara suggested slyly.
"NO I am not going to frekking ask him!"
"Fine then live without knowing"
"Here at least let me distract you then, let's go to Hentekorin (1)." as the red head drags his moaning blonde friend out the door.
magical scene change
" Come on Naruto I am not going to let you drink your self into a stupor and not have any fun!" as the red head drags him (2) onto the dance floor.
The redhead finally got Naruto to dance just when "HE" walks in.
Naruto: ab-buh-neh-er-feh-nej-i-cal
Gaara: Naruto shut your mouth before you start catching flies.
Just then "HE" walks over.
"Oh hey Sasuke," says Gaara
"What's the dobe's problem?"
"Oh that's easy he just wants to know how you wear leather pants without your boxers bunching up." Gaara explains like it's the simplest thing in the world.
Taking a moment to ponder then smirk his oh so famous I-know-you-want-me smirk he walks over to Naruto and whispers in his ear leaving a bloody-nosed and blushing blonde behind.
"What did he say?"
"He wears a thong when he wears leather pants and if I want to see it come to his apartment"
"So what the HELL are you still doing here! Get your tan tiny ass over there!" Gaara commands his best friend smacking his ass as he hurries to Sasuke's.
"Why
are all my friends such ukes?" he asks himself turns around and
is greeted by his boyfriend Neji's mouth, 'oh that's why'
he
murmurs as they head towards Neji's.
(1) Hentekorin is the local bar, it means weird in Japanese!
(2) Sure likes to drag doesn't he?