Alternative
"Got any whiteout?"
"I thought you were getting it!"
"No, I got the birth certificates!"
"This is no time to be distracted by my astonishing good looks, Cl--"
"Fuck you, I KNOW you were supposed to get the white out!"
"As your elder, I disagree."
"Yeah, well, as my elder, you aren't allowed to TOUCH me until next week."
"That's another thing I'm changing. Your birthday."
"You are not changing my birthday."
"Oh, yes I am."
"I thought we agreed to stick with ancestry!"
"...Times change."
"I will fully pay for your porn shows. Do. Not. Touch. My. Birthday."