Shuggazoom Rhapsody
A/N: Hiya! This is my parody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody", as sung by…ALL OF SHUGGAZOOM! I don't own the monkey team, Shuggazoom, the song mentioned before, or any of the bad guys. I own Ivy. This is all. Thank you.
Citizens
Is this guy stupid
'Cause he's the enemy?
We see his insides
And it's really disgusting
The Monkey Team comes
And kicks his butt
Heehee…
Chiro
I'm just the leader
Of five robot monkeys
Sprx and Nova
Because when we come
He must go
Ivy
Sugar high,
Hope ya know
Gibson
Any way you see it
Formless are expendable
Chiro
And dumb…
Antauri
Skeleton King has been
Misled throughout his life
Now for all he causes strife
Gibson
He just
Can't leave us alone
Has to terrorize Suggazoom
City
Ivy
He'll pay
Ooh, ooh, ooooh
Thinks he can get away
With gettin' on my nerves
Every day!
Nova
Yeah we know
How ya feel
Man, we really hate 'im
Otto
Too late!
'Cause here he comes
I've been shivering with fear
Since I mooned him twice this year
Sprx
C'mon, everybody
Let's get on the grass
Gotta go and shove
A foot right in his- face
Ivy and Nova
Chiro
Ooh, ooh, ooooh
Antauri and Gibson
Any way you see it…
Ivy and Nova
You ain't gonna die
'Cause we'll make him
Wish he'd never been
Born at all!
Antauri, Sprx, Gibson, and Otto
We see an evil orange
Monkey coming over
Mandarin!
Mandarin!
How in the heck did he get here?
Ivy and Nova
Good lord, lookit that creep
He looks just like a mummy- EEEEEEE
Otto and Sprx
Skeleton King!
Antauri and Gibson
Skeleton King!
Otto and Sprx
Skeleton King!
Antauri and Gibson
Skeleton King!
Antauri, Sprx, Gibson, and Otto
Skeleton King's
Goin' down
For Shuggazoo-oo-oo-oom!
Chiro
I'm the chosen one
So HA in your face!
Monkey Team
He's the chosen one
Go back to obscurity
Get back to jail,
Traitorous monstrosity!
Chiro
Easy come
Easy go
Will you let me go?
Mandarin
Not likely, NO,
I will not let you go
Team
Let 'im go!
Mandarin
Not likely
I will not let you go
Chiro
Let me go!
Mandarin
Not likely
I will not let you go
Chiro
Let me go!
Mandarin
Will not let you go!
Chiro
Let me go!
Mandarin
Will not let you go (Never, never, never, never)
Chiro
Let me GO-O-O-O
Mandarin
No, no, no, no
No, no, no
Ivy
Ay, mama mia
Mama mia
Mama mia
Let 'im go
'Cause he has got
An appointment with the shrink
At three, at three, at THREE-EE-EE!
Skeleton King
So you think you
Can stop me and my
Formless guys!
So you think you'll
Destroy us and leave us
To die!
Oh, no boy! No you won't
Do it this time!
I'm gonna destroy you
And your monkey team!
Citizens
Oooh, yeah
Oooh, yeah
Oooh, yeah
Antauri
Our enemy's defeated
Sprx
And the traitor too
Gibson
Does it really matter?
Yes it really matters- to the city
All
Any way you see it…
Hope you enjoyed my little parody. I find myself singing it in the shower, in my sleep, in my head EVERYWHERE!...I mean, uh…please review?