The inspiration for this story came from the Danny Phantom story "Teh Soopr Gost Gurl" by Lady-Valiant, who in turn was inspired by an Eragon fanfic, which was inspired by...you get the picture, a "Canon characters react to a Sue fic" story is not new.

And yes, I already have a few ongoing stories I need to update. Unfortunately, I've lost the motivation for now. So until I get that motivation back, enjoy this story! (And review please.)

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Prologue

"Is this the right place?"

The girl turned to one of her companions, a blond wearing country-style clothing. "It definetly looks like it, Applejack. This is the only abandoned warehouse in town."

Another girl-a nervous one with pink hair-shuddered. "I don't know about this, Sunset. I'm getting a bad feeling from this place."

"You're just overreacting, Flutters," a rainbow-haired girl scoffed. "The note we got only said that whoever it was wanted to start a lame book club or something."

"Fluttershy's right to be nervous, Rainbow Dash," a violet-haired girl interjected. "Who knows what manner of wastrel is crawling around in there?"

Applejack sighed. "Wastrel, Rarity? Really?"

A curly pink-haired girl spoke up. "You know what I think? I think it's a book-signing party!" With that, she let out a squeal.

Rainbow rolled her eyes. "You think everything's a party, Pinkie."

"Guys, how about we just go inside and find out?" Sunset proposed. "And if whoever it is does have bad intentions, I say we can take them out."

The other girls nodded, Fluttershy doing so more reluctantly.

Sunset knocked on the warehouse door. When she got no response, she tried opening it and found that it was unlocked. Cautiously, she and the others walked in.

As soon as the last girl walked in, the door slammed shut, causing Fluttershy to shriek. Rainbow tried to open it again, but found her efforts to be in vain. "It's locked!" she yelped. "Someone trapped us in here!"

Pinkie Pie, meanwhile, was looking around the room. "Are most abandoned warehouses supposed to look like this?" she asked.

The others took a look at their surprisingly well-lit surroundings. The warehouse was medium-sized, with a high ceiling. Red carpeting covered every inch of the floor. In the middle of the room were a dozen or so comfy-looking chairs surrounding a small brown table.

"Hmm. This is kind of odd," Applejack said, scratching her chin in thought.

Pinkie ran over to the chairs and yelled "Hey! There's a book here!"

"Let me see it," Sunset said, walking over to Pinkie. The book was handed to her, and she took a look at the cover.

The book itself was bright pink. The title and name of the author were written in sparkly white letters.

"'Teh Advenchers of Starshine Perfection'," she read, "by...OmniLuvur?"

"That grammar seems absolutely dismal, darling," Rarity pointed out. "Who do you think left it here?"

Sunset shrugged.

Applejack walked over to them. "Ya know, since it don't look like we'll be gettin' outta here anytime soon, why don't we read the book?"

"All in favor?" Rainbow asked. Seven hands were raised.

With that, everyone sat down in whatever chair was closest to them.

"I'll start," Sunset volunteered. The others nodded.

With that, Sunset opened the book and began to read.