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Author's Note: This is a One-shot but more April Fool's day stories will be added.
Arya, wake up.
The elf was asleep and upon opening her eyes, yelped in fright. What do you want Saphira? She asked with a tint of aggravation in her voice.
Its April Fool's day you know and I want to get Eragon. I'll need your help.
Why would you want to prank Eragon? He is your rider.
Saphira didn't answer the question as Arya climbed out of her bed. What do you plan on doing to him?
I want you to prepare a fake funeral service for me. I want to see how he'll react when he sees me "dead."
Arya smirked at this and agreed delightedly. After a few hours, the funeral was ready and Saphira lay down in a large box which served as a coffin. Soon after, Arya sprinted off to wake a sleeping Eragon.
"Eragon! Wake up!" Arya yelled as she shook him violently.
The rider woke with a surprise and stared into Arya's eyes. "What is it Arya?" He asked as he rubbed his eyes.
"Eragon, it's Saphira…she's dead."
"What!" Eragon yelled. Before Arya could stop him, he sprinted out of the room, without bothering to get dressed.
As soon as he was gone, Arya chuckled to herself. She knew that Eragon would try to contact Saphira so she agreed to completely block Eragon's connection to her.
Saphira! Eragon cried out in his mind. When he only felt the black void, tears began to spill down his face.
Upon reaching the room where nearly all the varden's people were, he saw the limp body of his dragon.
No! The blue rider cried as he ran to her side. "Please don't be dead!" Eragon cried, but to no avail. "Saphira, don't be dead! Please, I need you!"
After a few minutes of pleading, Eragon's tears had made a puddle on the floor and he knew that she couldn't come back.
Suddenly, Saphira roared and jumped out of the box causing Eragon to yell in fright. As Eragon heard the laughter of the people around him, he knew that Saphira had tricked him. He was now aware of how stupid she had made him look.
It's okay little one! I'm not dead!
Saphira…how could you…
It was a joke little one!
With that, Saphira stuck out her snout, expecting Eragon to scratch her. Instead, she received a punch in the nose.
Go away Saphira! Never come back again!
As soon as he was done, Eragon turned and walked angrily out of the room. Now it was Saphira's turn to look stupid.
As the enraged Eragon walked up the stairs, he met Arya who he ignored completely.
Upon entering his room, Eragon sat down on his bed and covered his eyes with his hands.
After many minutes of waiting, Saphira walked into Eragon's room and laid her head on his lap.
Eragon…I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have done that. Can you forgive me?
Suddenly, Eragon began laughing and hit Saphira playfully on the side of the head. I can't believe you bought that Saphira! April Fools! I never thought you were dead!
For several seconds, Saphira stood there, staring at her rider. Oh Eragon! Just you wait until next year! You're in for it!
I'll be waiting. You won't succeed.
Author's note: The next chapter will be involving Galbatorix, Shruikan, Thorn, and Murtagh. DON'T REVIEW!! (April Fool's!!) Seriously though I do want reviews!!...or do I?