So hey guys I decided to do a Sith-Inator Perry's view. Yes I know it is random. But I just thought of it. I remember it like it was 5 minutes ago.
Ferb:that's because it was.
Shut up Ferb! ...Wow never thought I'd say that.
So yeah Sith inator Perry's view. I don't own Phineas and Ferb. Enjoy! O by the way Perry's thought will be in italics
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"Yeah nothing like a frozen platypus a room together. Now allow me to tell you why I created my latest inator.
You see, the Force with me is weak
Yes the force is not strong with you and probably never will be
I've never been that hip or chic,
What kind of middle-aged man says chic?
People treat me like a freak
Because you are
Sometimes they even boo and hiss.
There is a good reason!
Let me tell you, even though
Since when do you sing songs like this!
My midi-chlorians are low,
Just for the record no kids are gonna know what midi-chlorians are.
I'll be the Death Star's CEO
No you won't
When they get a load of this...
What is this?
It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine.
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been.
I wouldn't push your luck
You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine,
They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
When this is operational,
Now this song sounds better!
I'll zap myself, then bam!
The Force will be so strong with me,
They'll all know who I am!
So does it work or are you and your backup singers just going to keep singing about it?
And all those bureaucrats
That used to point and jeer and joke
If I put my fingers just like this
They're gonna start to choke.
So sing?
Moff Tarkin will respect me,
Give me medals and a raise.
How on earth could you get a raise?
With all my newfound Sith-iness,
I'll set the Force ablaze!
The Emperor who used to only
Greet me with a yawn,
He now will say, "I'm blown away!"
Much like Alderaan.
I'm doubtful
It's a Sith-inator
It's a really cool machine.
I get it's cool but do you have to keep repeating it?
My evil will be greater
Than Darth Vader's ever been.
You ask all those haters
From Naboo to Tatooine,
They'll say, "Wow! That Darthenshmirtz is mean!"
It's my Sith-inator,
It's got evil moving parts,
I'm a Sith creator
And my evil's off the charts!
And my portrait will be placed
You have a portrait?
On all the grandest evil heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrths...
I didn't know there were evil hearths.
And I'll no longer be the lowest of the Darths!
I'll no longer be the lowest
The fastest, not the slowest,
The yes-est, not the no-est,
And you'll all be eating crow-est,
I'll no longer be the lowest of the Daaaaaaaaaaaarths!
Darth Vader can kiss my bantha!
Ha. That's actually kind of funny.
Nice song Heinz
I would've danced if I wasn't frozen in carbonite!
I just hope Ferb doesn't use the Force to sense that I'm in trouble
Some other place in the Death Star...
"Perry's in trouble" Ferb said.
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Yeah I know this could have been a lot better. But tell me what you think in the comment