what to do around a demented Sith Lord

by Emma Is Mrs Kevin Jonas

if your feeling suicidal. it's palpy's turn now and i sense that there is a major disturbance in the force:i think i better run, he's right brhing me.

1. Chapter 1

what to do around Palpatine (if your feeling suicidal)

1: tell him to get botox

2: call him Lord Hideous

3: send him a love letter- from Yoda

4: tell him that Darth Maul had a cooler lightsager, and then mention how he could take out two people at once- proceed to to run

5: tell him Luke and Leia are his kids

6: tell him that Yoda looks younger then him

7: ask him about Dath Tyranus- reapeatedly when he's in the shower

8: if he doesn'ttell you about Tyranus turn off the hot water

9: set chewbacca on him

10: call him aunt palpy.

11: call him A girl in disguise as a rat.

12: set a hungry jabba the hutt on him

13: force him to watch a Hannah Montana councert

14: tell him he NEEDS to stop smoking- he's got a major face problem and now looks worse then elvis's wife.