Hi all,
Story Notes: This is a little story I wrote while I was bored. I don't know if I'll be able to finish it, but I'll try.
Disclaimer: I do not own Capcom or Mega Man. If I did, I would be rich, but since I'm not, doesn't that tell you something?
April Fool's Day at MHHQ
By Altaria31
--MHHQ, 6:45--
"You do it."
"No, you do it."
"Why should I?"
"You know him better."
"You know him just as well."
"That's not true, Axl."
"You're in his unit."
"You hang out with him more. I just take orders from him."
"Well-"
"I bet you're scared."
"What?! Of course not."
"Then do it."
"Why don't you first?"
"You're such a coward."
"I am not!" Axl scoffed.
"Then do it!" Jay, a young, brown-haired reploid, challenged.
"Fine! I will, then!"
Axl and his friend, Jay, were whispering outside a door in a hallway. They were trying very hard to be inconspicuous, but that was very difficult, as they were arguing.
"Hurry up."
"Hey, can't I take my time?"
"Nah, hurry up."
"But this isn't fair!"
Jay just smirked, and motioned to the door. Sighing quietly, Axl placed a package at the foot of the door and knocked. Without waiting for the door to open, Axl and Jay ran from the door, exiting the hallway. They finally stopped in the lobby, gasping for breath and laughing.
"I can't wait to see Zero's reaction when he gets that!"
"Me, too!"
The two friends laughed until their sides ached. Jay then nudged Axl, saying, "That wasn't too hard, right? Nothing to worry about?"
"Nah, it was easy." Axl then pointed at Jay. "But you'd better do the next one, okay?"
"Sure thing!"
The two reploids finally calmed down. Silence reigned for a short while, then Axl asked, "Who's next?"
Jay thought for a moment. "Well, I'd like to prank X, for one thing. He's always so serious."
Axl shook his head. "That won't do. He's only give us a lecture." He shuddered at the thought. "Who else?"
"Well, there's always the classic trick."
"What?" Axl cocked his head. "I haven't heard of that before."
Jay shrugged. It's just when you go around and replace things with other things. Like for instance..." He motioned to a pillow, lying on a couch. "We could replace the inside of that pillow with a rock."
Axl thought. "I like it." He decided. Another idea came to mind. "Y'know, since we're on kitchen duty today, can't we like..." His voice trailed off. Both pairs of eyes shone with the possibilities, and the two sprang to their feet.
"We can cook dinner!" Axl said excitedly. "It can look really good, but how about if it tasted horrible?"
Jay grinned. "We can do the same with dessert!"
The two troublemakers giggled. The idea of tricking the reploids at MHHQ was just too funny. Suddenly Jay stopped. Axl, noticing his friend, asked, "What is it?"
"Hasn't Zero opened the package yet?"
Axl was about to respond, but was interrupted by a sound coming from the hallway they had just exited.
"AXXXXXXXLLLLLLLLLL!!!"
Jay turned to Axl, a smile on his face.
" About time something happened."
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Okay... well... I have no clue how this'll turn out, but...
R&R, please.
Altaria31