Rory never died
The doctor, Amy, and Rory walked out of the TARDIS and onto the soft dirt. The TARDIS had mysteriously materialized in a forest.
"So um, why are we here?" Rory asked a bit nervously.
"Don't know, but this looks like an ordinary forest." The doctor replied as he scanned the area with his sonic screwdriver.
Suddenly there was a terrible noise from the distance. It was a familiar noise too. The sound of cyber men walking.
"oh no. ok, Amy , Rory, get in the TARDIS and wait for me to get back." The doctor said.
"why, can't we come with you?" Amy asked, a bit disappointed.
"Nope,far too dangerous, and you know Rory, he'll probably die within the first 5 seconds of investigation." The doctor replied as he quickly walked to the origin of the noise.
"yeah, thanks" Rory said sarcastically. The couple went into the TARDIS to wait. Meanwhile the doctor slowly crept closer and closer to where he heard the noise. He got down low to the ground and crawled up against a tree that had fallen. He peered over the tree, into a ditch, in the ditch were about 6 cybermen.
"INFORMATION REVEALES THE TARDIS IS NEAR. FIND THE DOCTOR AND DELETE." Said one of the cybermen.
"HOWEVOR, COMPLETE THE MAIN OBJECTIVE AT ALL COSTS" it continued.
"Main objective?" the doctor whispered to himself. Then he heard the sound of the cybermen's legs, but where it was coming from stopped both his hearts. It was behind him.
The doctor turned around and was faced with the shining body of a cyberman.
"oh… hello" the doctor said as he stood up slowly.
"YOU ARE THE DOCTOR. YOU WILL BE DELETED." It said. Its metal arm extended in the doctors direction but the doctor quickly dodged it and ran behind the cyberman.
"okay, but first, what is your main objective?" the doctor asked as the cyberman turned around.
"KILL RORY WILLIAMS" the metal man replied.
"who wants him dead?" asked the doctor.
"STEVEN MOFFAT" it answered.
"who?" the doctor asked. He paused in a state of confusion, but the cyberman caught up in that moment of thought and killed the doctor. As the doctor started to regenerate, the cyberman killed him once more. The last timelord in existence was dead.
Back in the TARDIS Amy was growing restless.
"He'll be back" Rory assured her. "just wait a little while longer."
"I've spent most of my life so far waiting for him." Amy replied impatiently. "I'm going out there." She said.
"No- AMY!" Rory called out as she walked outside. It was no use. Frustrated, Rory ran outside to bring her back in. "Amy…" he didn't see her. "Amy?" he called out as he searched around the TARDIS. Then he saw her. Her limp body in the distance. Rory rushed over to her.
"No no no no no no no AMY!" he cried as he realized she was dead. He knelt down and held her in his arms. He cried and screamed her name into the night. Then he heard the noise from before. He looked up and saw a tall metallic figure walking towards him. It stopped in front of him.
"YOU ARE RORY WILLIAMS" it said.
"yeah." He replied with tears in his eyes.
"YOU WILL BE DELETED." It said, but Rory was fast, and jumped away. The cyberman started to follow Rory, but all Rory had to do was walk away at a brisk pace. Rory soon last the metal creature and found a road. He followed the road to a town. He made it.
"oh my god I'm alive! I actually lived through this one!" Rory said loudly.
Meanwhile Moffat woke up in the middle of the night. He felt a disturbance in the whoniverse. He knew what he had to do.
Rory walked on the sidewalk aimlessly, felling guilt and remorse about the death of his two favorite people. Then all of a sudden, a bus ran Rory over and killed him… a bus driven by Steven Moffat.