Has this ever happened to you?

(console explosion and Wilhelm scream commences)

From now on, dialing 999 won't get you the emergency services. But that's not all that's changed:

1) Nicer vehicles,

2) Faster response, and

3) Better-looking pilots

mean they're not just the emergency services, they're your emergency services. So remember the new number:

0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3

That's:

0118 999 881 99 9119 725 3


Reka just stared. "Well that's easy. One quintillion, one hundred and eighty-nine quadrillion, nine hundred and ninety-eight trillion, eight hundred and nineteen billion, nine hundred and ninety-one million, one hundred and ninety-seven thousand, two hundred and fifty-three. Yeah. Easy."