Total Drama Ecstasy
Welcome to the sequel to Total Drama Insanity! I was originally going to call this Total Drama Madness...but I decided I wanted to be more creative with the title.
This time, we're not going to be using the canon characters...we're going to be using my fanon ones instead. I hope you enjoy them...I know that you enjoyed James. Heh heh.
It's time for the first chapter!
Chapter 1: Start Of A New Season
Dawn and B were standing out in a parking lot, ready to start the next season.
"Welcome back to Total Drama, everyone. Last season was quite crazy...we even named it Total Drama Insanity." noted Dawn.
B nodded his head in agreement.
"No matter. Blaineley is no longer our host. She's stuck working as a janitor...and due to the fact that she's stopped embezzling the money that the producer gave her much like Chris before her...Total Drama is now much safer." explained Dawn.
B let out a sigh of relief.
"Of course, Chef is still here...but don't worry. His cooking is actually somewhat better this time. Blaineley and Chris stopped giving him minimal ingredients, so he can do a lot more with his culinary skills." noted Dawn.
B let out another sigh of relief.
"Anyways, it's time for us to introduce our twenty-four new campers!" exclaimed Dawn.
"Twenty-four?" asked B.
"Yes! Chris and Blaineley decided to save money by reusing old campers...and to an extent we still are. They're going to be interns this year." spoke the moonchild.
"I see." nodded B.
"But this year things are going to be different. Not only are we going to have twenty-four campers, we're heading back to the Total Drama Action studio!" exclaimed Dawn.
"The Total Drama Action studio?" he asked.
"Yes, you heard me correctly. The producer wanted to do another Total Drama Action season." explained the moonchild.
"Didn't that get mixed reviews by the audience?" questioned B.
"Yes, yes. We know. But the producer thought that without Chris and Blaineley spending their cash on themselves, we could make this season a lot better. I'm feeling rather optimistic about it, in fact." noted Dawn.
"I suppose he's right." nodded the teenage boy.
"Anyways, here comes our first camper!" exclaimed the moonchild.
The first camper was wearing some glasses, a sleeveless gray shirt, and some blue pants. He happened to be blonde.
"You should probably know who he is if you watched the last season...but if not...his name is James." explained Dawn.
"Total Drama Action was completely unoriginal! I bet this season is going to suck!" exclaimed the teen.
"Don't count your chickens before you hatch. Try to be more optimistic!" answered Dawn.
James began to grumble.
"So, are you glad that you're a camper this time rather than a guest star?" inquired the moonchild.
"Well, I suppose I might get the prize money..." noted the teenage boy.
"You have a one in twenty-four chance of winning...I don't think that's too bad. I had a one in twenty-two chance of winning and I managed to win...so...maybe you will too." noted Dawn.
"We already had a fancy introduction for all the campers last season! And the season before that!" exclaimed James.
"It's kind of a tradition." explained the moonchild.
James sighed.
"I suppose you have a point..." noted the fanfiction flamer.
Immediately, he went to go to see who was coming out of the Limo Of Shame next.
As it turned out, it was someone rather...crazy.
"Owoooo!" exclaimed a girl as she stepped out of the limo.
"This is Lucca. She was raised by wolves...at least until her parents found her again." said Dawn.
Lucca had brown hair, was wearing a ripped brown shirt, ripped brown pants, and for some reason, was running around barefoot.
"What happened to your shoes?" asked Dawn.
"I ditched them!" exclaimed Lucca.
"OK..." answered the moonchild.
Curious, she was able to sense that she had literally been raised by wolves at some point in her life.
"So, how does it feel to be on Total Drama?" inquired the moonchild.
"It feels awesome! I feel so excited! Owoooo!" bellowed Lucca.
"At least you seem to be a somewhat original character." shrugged James.
"Thank you!" cheered the wolf girl.
The third camper who stepped out of the limo had an orange shirt and pants, a purple tie, blonde hair, and a blonde goatee.
"Greetings." said the camper.
"This is Morgan. He happens to be well-off." spoke Dawn.
Immediately, she began to feel a bit depressed. She realized that Morgan was going to try to manipulate the campers into doing what he wanted.
Sure enough, he was already manipulating one now.
"Can one of you get my luggage for me? I'll give you a ten dollar bill." said the manipulator.
"I'll do it!" exclaimed Lucca.
Oddly enough, she actually bit into the suitcase as she gave it to Morgan.
"OK...thank you?" asked Morgan as he handed Lucca the ten dollar bill.
"Graarghh!" bellowed James, pointing at Morgan's direction.
"Is something the matter?" inquired the blonde.
"CragmiteBlaster already created a character just like you!" exclaimed James.
"Well, that character was based on Heather herself...so I don't think he can really talk about that..." noted Morgan.
James began to pout.
"Please forgive him...he hates it whenever someone does something unoriginal." explained Dawn.
"Well, I suppose things would get boring if events kept repeating themselves." acknowledged Morgan.
The fourth camper to step out of the vehicle was a big, strong jock wearing a teal shirt, blue shorts, and black hair.
"This is Patrick. He happens to be a jock." said the moonchild.
Immediately, she was able to sense that despite being a jock, Patrick was not a jerk, and was in fact rather intelligent. He was still rather strong though.
"Greetings! Don't worry, I'm not going to give any of you wedgies." said Patrick.
B let out a sigh of relief.
"Pleased to meet you. Welcome to Total Drama! I guess you're an Anti-Lightning, are you not?" asked Dawn.
"Yes, I am. I feel that he should be nicer to nerds to like. Just because he's big and strong doesn't mean he has to oppress the weak...besides, I wasn't always this strong. I used to be a little boy of average strength." noted Patrick.
"Right...we all had to start somewhere. I didn't always have these fancy abilities...though admittedly I was a fast learner." acknowledged the hostess.
"That explains why you're so smart." spoke B.
"You flatter me." answered Dawn.
The next camper to step off was rather chubby. He was wearing a pair of overalls and had a white shirt. He personally reminded Dawn a bit like Pokey Minch.
"This is Dennis. He loves to eat...much like Owen himself." said the hostess.
Curious, she noticed that Dennis was eating a chicken wing.
"Would you mind not eating on the limo? We need to keep it clean since we might be using it again." acknowledged Dawn.
"Sorry." apologized Dennis.
"Your apology is accepted. Just remember that next time." answered the moonchild.
Dennis immediately threw the chicken wing away.
"So, are you happy to be on Total Drama?" asked Dawn.
"I'm on Total Drama?" inquired Dennis.
Something told Dawn that he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.
"Yes, you are." nodded the moonchild.
"Hooray!" cheered the glutton.
"I'm surrounded by a bunch of idiots." murmured Morgan.
The sixth camper to step out of the vehicle appeared to be a school bully. He was wearing a black shirt, blue jeans, had black hair, and looked fairly strong.
Dawn immediately realized that he wasn't going to play nice.
"This is Bruce. He unfortunately doesn't have much respect for others." said the moonchild.
"Hey there. Are there are nerds on this show? Because if so, I'm looking forward to meeting them." said Bruce.
Patrick sighed. He had encountered his fair share of school bullies at his school. Most of them happened to be on the same football team as he was.
"Graarghh!" exclaimed James.
Immediately, he ran up to Bruce.
"You're a ripoff! You're Duncan's spitting image!" bellowed the flamer.
"Bingo!" bellowed Bruce.
Suddenly, he punched James in the stomach, causing him to collapse on the ground.
Dawn put her hands on her ribs.
"Bruce! That is not how you treat your fellow campers!" exclaimed the hostess.
"Sorry." apologized Bruce.
The seventh camper to step out of the vehicle was wearing a pink dress, had blonde hair, and was wearing high heels. She didn't seem to happy to be competing with others.
"Hmph! I'll have you know that I'm one of the richest girls in the world, and I don't even need to be on this show!" exclaimed the teenage girl.
"This is Cynthia. She happens to be well-off like Morgan here..." spoke Dawn.
"She happens to be well-off just like me...how about that." noted Morgan.
Incidentally, she was looking in a mirror.
"I'm not here to make friends. I suggest that you leave me be." said Cynthia.
"Aww!" complained Lucca.
"Who are you? You look like you escaped from an asylum." noted the camper.
"Please treat your fellow campers with respect...it's actually a reliable game strategy." spoke Dawn.
"Why should I?" asked Cynthia.
Dawn let out a sigh. Hopefully the next camper was going to be more friendly.
The eighth camper to step out of the vehicle was dressed as a ninja, so they couldn't see her face. However, her red hair was clearly visible.
"Konnichiwa!" exclaimed the ninja.
"This is Kairi...she happens to be from Japan." spoke Dawn.
"I went to Japan once...how ironic." noted Patrick.
"So, are you happy to be on Total Drama?" inquired the moonchild.
"I sure am! I feel so lucky!" exclaimed Kairi.
"You are pretty lucky to be on this show, I can tell you that. You mentioned in your audition tape that you love anime and manga, do you not?" asked Dawn.
"I sure do!" bellowed the kunoichi.
"Well, everyone has their own hobby. I'm glad to have you on this show." said the moonchild.
Kairi immediately shook hands with Dawn.
The next camper to make their appearance was a girl wearing a white shirt, orange pants, and green hair.
She let out a sigh as she exited the vehicle.
Oddly enough, Dawn got the feeling that she had seen her somewhere before, though she wasn't quite sure where.
"This is Neila. For some strange reason she has green hair...I'm not quite sure why." said the moonchild.
"Hey everyone." spoke the camper.
"So, how does it feel to be on Total Drama?" inquired Dawn.
"It doesn't feel so good..." answered Neila.
"Sorry to hear that." sympathized the moonchild.
"Why isn't she happy to be on Total Drama?" questioned Patrick.
"Beats me." answered Morgan.
"Cheer up! You're on reality television!" exclaimed Kairi.
Neila simply let out another sigh.
The next camper happened to be about twelve years old, much to the other campers's surprise. He was also wearing a blue uniform and a blue hat. He somewhat resembled a police officer.
"I was expecting another teenager." questioned Patrick.
"I love kids. They're so easy to bully." answered Bruce.
"Bruce!" exclaimed the jock.
"Well, since Total Drama is now much safer...the producer decided to lower the age demographic for the show a bit." explained Dawn.
"Oh. That makes sense." nodded Patrick.
"Owoooo!" exclaimed Lucca.
"His name is Roger. As you can see, he's younger than you might have been expecting." said Dawn.
"Hi everybody!" exclaimed Roger.
"I think he's cute..." noted Kairi.
Neila let out another sigh.
"So, why are you dressed like a police officer?" asked Dawn curiously.
"My dad happens to be one...I hope that I can be a police officer too one day." noted Roger.
"Interesting." acknowledged the moonchild.
"Good luck with that." said Cynthia.
Roger frowned.
The next camper to step out of the Limo Of Shame was rather adorable-looking. She was wearing a red dress, as well as some black shoes and socks. She had red hair and was holding onto a teddy bear.
"Hi everybody!" exclaimed the girl.
"This is Artemis. She's one of the two campers this season that actually isn't a teen...you've already met the other one." said Dawn.
Curiously, Artemis to have a surprisingly dark aura for such a cute-looking girl. She got the feeling that there was more to her than what met the eye.
Shrugging, she decided to shake hands with Artemis.
"She's young just like me, huh?" asked Roger.
"She's eleven years, actually. Just one year younger than you." spoke Dawn.
Suddenly, Artemis noticed Roger, and began to gasp in shock.
"Please don't arrest me! I'll do anything!" exclaimed the girl.
Dawn raised an eyebrow.
"Relax! I'm not actually a police officer! See?" asked Roger.
Immediately, he pointed out the badge on his chest that said "I'm Not Actually A Police Officer".
Artemis let out a sigh of relief.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle was rather attractive looking. She was wearing a pink tube top, red hair, and was also wearing blue shorts.
"Hi everyone..." said the teenage girl.
"This is...Rachel." spoke Dawn.
"Wow, she's hot." thought Morgan.
Immediately, Rachel began to approach the male contestants.
"Aren't you an attractive looking lot..." noted Rachel.
"Rachel, please save the flirting with your contestants for later. I want to talk to you." said Dawn.
"What? Oh sure." answered the flirt.
Immediately, Dawn shook hands with Rachel.
"Are you happy to be on Total Drama?" asked the moonchild.
"I sure am. There are a lot of good-looking guys this season..." noted the flirt.
"I suppose there are." nodded Dawn, her cheeks turning red.
Blood began to leak from B's nose.
The next camper to step out of the Limo Of Shame was rather short. He was wearing an orange shirt and was wearing a blue shirts
Suddenly, he tripped and fell on his face.
"Ouch!" exclaimed the boy.
"You OK?" asked Neila.
"You must be Louis. So sorry about your accident." said Dawn.
"Yeah...that's me." nodded Louis.
"I heard that you're a rather unfortunate fellow..." noted the moonchild.
"Yeah, that's true. People bully me all the time." spoke the boy.
"You don't say?" asked Bruce curiously.
"It's true, they do." nodded Louis.
Bruce was tempted to give him a wedgie...but he decided it would be best if he did so while Dawn wasn't watching.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle was wearing a strapless black dress, had pale skin, and had red hair.
"Hi everybody! I'm here to rock out!" exclaimed the camper.
Sure enough, she was carrying an electric guitar.
"This is Cindy. She loves playing on her guitar." spoke Dawn.
"I see that you like to play music..." noted Patrick.
"I sure do!" exclaimed Cindy.
"That's a nice hobby." acknowledged the jock.
"I'm going to get some earplugs..." said Cynthia.
"So, can you play the Total Drama theme song on that?" inquired Dawn.
"I sure can." nodded Cindy.
Immediately, she began to play the Total Drama theme song, causing everyone else to applaud.
"That's really impressive!" exclaimed Dawn.
"Not even I can do that...well, I can't play it on a guitar." noted B.
"Thank you." said the rock star.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle was dressed in blue, much like Roger was. However, he was not wearing a hat.
"Are you trying to be a police officer too?" asked Roger.
He seemed rather frightened about something.
"Why...why are there so many female contestants?!" exclaimed Marvin.
"Is something the matter?" asked Kairi.
"This is Marvin...he's utterly terrified of women." explained Dawn.
"Why isn't the host Chris Maclean?!" bellowed the teenager.
"That's a rather odd question to ask." noted Patrick.
"I know...Chris Maclean is a monster." acknowledged Cindy.
"I'm afraid he's still at prison." explained Dawn.
"Why?!" bellowed Marvin.
"Calm down and try to relax. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean that I'm going to hurt you." said the moonchild.
Marvin began to take some deep breaths.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle was wearing a light blue dress, had dyed her hair a light shade of blue, and was wearing some blue shoes.
She seemed rather disappointed about something.
"Why couldn't this season be on an island? There was so much water there..." complained the camper.
"Sorry, but if we keep using the same setting the audience is going to get bored. This is Aqua. She's obsessed with water." explained Dawn.
"Is there going to be an ocean challenge?" asked Aqua.
"There may be. There may not. I can't make any promises." spoke the moonchild.
"Aww!" complained Aqua.
"It's no big deal! If you get voted off, there's a pool at the Playa." said Dawn.
"Really? I'm actually tempted to get myself voted off." spoke the hydromaniac.
"Please don't. I think you should try to do your best." spoke the moonchild.
"You're probably right." nodded Aqua.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle was reading a book. She was dressed in a purple shirt and skirt, was wearing a pair of reading glasses, and had black hair.
"This is Wendy. She just loves reading books. Then again, I happen to be rather fond of books myself." noted Dawn.
Wendy immediately put her book away.
"So, this is Total Drama? I've read quite a few wild stories about this show..." acknowledged the librarian.
"I can't read this!" complained Dennis. Unfortunately, he was somewhat illiterate, so he couldn't read any of Wendy's books too well.
"Well, most of them are actually true." noted Dawn.
"Really?" asked Wendy.
"Don't worry. We're actually going to try to make the show safe this time. You have human rights here." said the moonchild.
"I'm a bit surprised that nobody competing on this show has died..." noted the bookworm.
"Well, we do happen to be cartoon characters." acknowledged Dawn.
"Really? I was under the impression that we were literary characters." questioned Wendy.
"Huh? Oh, that's right...you're an original character...just like everyone else competing on this show." noted the moonchild.
"It's true, I am." nodded Wendy.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle was dressed in a silver shirt and silver pants. She also had orange hair.
However, this wasn't what caught the camper's attention.
"What happened to your leg?" asked Neila.
"I lost it in an accident." explained the girl.
"That's terrible!" exclaimed Kairi.
"This is Olivia. She lost her left leg when she stepped into a minefield." explained Dawn.
"A minefield?!" bellowed Patrick.
"Yes...she was very lucky to survive." answered the moonchild.
"Graargh! CragmiteBlaster already created a character just like you! Ohfortheloveofpete, you copycat!" bellowed James.
"Cut her some slack! She's gone through enough as it is." stated Cindy.
"Fine." pouted the flamer.
"How did you end up stepping on a mine?" questioned Wendy.
"Somebody removed the safety sign." spoke Olivia.
"Who would do something like that?!" exclaimed Morgan. He may have not been the nicest camper on the show, but he still had standards.
"They must have been insane." noted Dawn.
The next camper to step out of the Limo Of Shame was dressed in a black hat, a black shirt, black pants, and was wearing a black eye mask.
"Hey they, everybody!" exclaimed Jack.
"This here is Jack...he has a problem with respecting other people's property." said Dawn.
"Hey! That's my teddy bear!" bellowed Artemis.
"Please return the teddy bear to Artemis, Jack." spoke the moonchild.
Frowning, Jack did as Dawn told him.
"Right then. I suggest you don't steal from anyone else...unless you want to get voted off." questioned the moonchild.
"But their valuables are so precious!" exclaimed Jack.
"If you try to steal from me, I'm not going to be happy with-that's my microphone!" bellowed Dawn.
Nervously, Jack handed the microphone to Dawn.
"Now where were we?" asked the moonchild.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle had a frown on her face. She was wearing a green dress and green shoes, and had blonde hair.
"This limo is so much better than the one my parents have back home..." complained Quinta.
"This is Quinta...she's jealous of everyone." said Dawn.
"Why do you get to be so attractive? I'm freaking ugly over here." spoke the girl.
"You look fine to me..." noted Rachel.
"Why do you get to be so strong? I'm utterly weak..." spoke Quinta.
"No, you're not." answered Patrick.
"I don't really see why you feel so depressed. You get to be on Total Drama!" exclaimed Dawn.
"I bet I'm going to get voted off first..." said the girl.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle had a white shirt, was wearing white pants, had blonde hair, and had bulging muscles.
He was looking at himself in the mirror.
"This is Norman. He is very...arrogant." said Dawn.
"Look at that beautiful face!" exclaimed Norman.
"No kidding." noted Patrick.
"Oh please! My face is much better than yours!" bellowed Cynthia.
Norman frowned.
"I wish I had that face..." said Louis.
Immediately, he began to kiss the mirror.
"Mwah mwah mwah mwah!" exclaimed the teenage boy.
"I take it you're going to try to win Total Drama?" asked Dawn.
"Of course I am! I'm going to beat every single one of you! I'm going to be the big winner!" exclaimed Norman.
"Good luck with that." said Bruce.
Norman frowned once again. He hated it whenever someone disrespected him.
The next camper to step out of the Limo of Shame appeared to be a mechanic. He had black hat, blue overalls, and was wearing a white shirt.
"I can fix it!" exclaimed the boy.
"This is Forrest...he likes to fix things. He happens to be a mechanic like his father." explained Dawn.
"Interesting..." noted Kairi.
"Does the Limo Of Shame need fixing? There were a lot of people in this limo..." asked Forrest.
"Well, it does appear to be leaking a bit of oil." noted Dawn.
Immediately, Forrest began to fix the Limo Of Shame.
"All done!" exclaimed the boy.
"I'm starting to wonder if you could actually upgrade the limo." questioned the moonchild.
"I might be able to..." answered Forrest.
"Well, you'll need the producer's approval for it...so try not tinker with it too much." suggested Dawn.
"I won't, I won't!" exclaimed the mechanic.
"Good." answered the moonchild.
The next camper to step out of the vehicle appeared to be a slacker. She was dressed in blue pajamas, was carrying a pillow, and had black hair.
She began to yawn.
"Am I finally here?" she asked.
"This is Susan. She happens to fall asleep pretty easily." said the moonchild.
Sure enough, she was beginning to yawn.
"Finally! Now I can go to bed soon!" exclaimed Susan.
"But it's the middle of the day." questioned Patrick.
"Well, admittedly it did take us a while to get here..." noted Cindy.
"I kept bumping my head..." spoke Louis.
Once again, Susan began to yawn.
"Right then, it's time for our last camper to make their appearance." explained Dawn.
Slowly, the last camper stepped out of the vehicle. He was wearing a black trenchcoat, had pale skin, had black hair, as well as red eyes.
"Hello." said the camper.
Suddenly, Dawn began to feel rather terrified.
"Th-this is Vincent! He is our last camper for the season!" exclaimed the moonchild.
"Why is Dawn suddenly so nervous?" questioned B, scratching his head. Something wasn't right here.
"So, this is the show that I've heard so much about..." spoke Vincent.
Oddly enough, the other campers seemed a bit nervous as well.
"I h-hope you enjoy your s-stay here!" exclaimed Dawn.
"Oh, don't worry. I will enjoy my stay." answered Vincent.
"Well, that's everyone. Anwyays, in case it's not obvious, there's going to be a million dollars at stake like before. There's not going to be fifty cents this time...unfortunately, the producer spent it to get a snack from a vending machine. Sorry if you're disappointed." said the moonchild.
Morgan shrugged.
"I guess I'm going to show you around now...granted, you might already know how the game works if you've watched this show before...but I'm going to show you around anyway." spoke the moonchild.
"Oh, I have. I've been watching this show since the first episode." spoke the teenage boy.
Once again, Dawn began to feel rather frightened.
"L-let's get on with it!" exclaimed the moonchild.
A few minutes later...
"So, is this the craft services tent from Total Drama Action?" inquired Neila.
"This is the one." nodded Dawn.
"I guess we're going to be eating here." noted Olivia.
"It's true, you are. But don't worry, Chef's cooking is going to be a lot better now that we're spending more money on ingredients." said the moonchild.
Sure enough, Chef actually had a smile on his face...and not an evil-looking smile either.
Immediately, the campers began to eat.
Sure enough, Dennis and Lucca were eating like pigs, and they were eating quite a lot of food.
Neila was eating quite a bit as well, though she was eating much more slowly.
"To think that the food was so bad last season." noted Kairi.
"I know." nodded Marcus.
"Well, the hostess isn't spending like Mike Tyson this time." acknowledged B.
"It's true, I'm not." nodded Dawn.
Bruce let out a burp.
"Are you going to say excuse me?" asked Patrick.
"No, I am not. Why should I?" questioned Bruce.
Patrick let out a sigh.
"By the way, the confessional is up and running. You should be able to speak your thoughts." spoke Dawn.
"Really?" asked Kairi.
"Finally! Now I can talk about myself!" exclaimed Norman.
"I've got a few things to say to the audience..." noted Cynthia.
"Who wants to go first?" asked Roger.
"I will...just so that we can explain how the confessional works." spoke Dawn.
Confessional: Testing, Testing!
Dawn: Whenever a camper wants to speak their mind, they're going to be using this. What's on my mind, you ask? This season of Total Drama at the moment.
Norman: *he is flexing his muscles for the camera*
James: I've already used this before...
Vincent: ...
Roger: Hi, everybody! Good to see you!
Kairi: Konnichiwa!
A few minutes later...
"Now that you're all fed, I'm going to show you all to where the awards ceremony will take place." said Dawn.
"I thought there was going to be a bonfire ceremony." questioned Dennis.
"That was last season. This season, we're going to be doing awards ceremonies instead. They work pretty much the same way though." answered the moonchild.
"As you may know, these are bad. Unfortunately, they're also somewhat inevitable. Sooner or later, you're going to be participating in one, regardless of whether you've won immunity or not."
"I love bonfire ceremonies! They are so exciting!" exclaimed Artemis.
"Good for you. Anyways, they're rather simple. After you've voted for what camper you want using these pagers, we will then start handing out bags of popcorns to the campers. Anyone who does not receive a bag of popcorn...will be riding the Train Of Shame." spoke Dawn.
"We have a railroad now?" asked Morgan.
"As a matter of fact, we do." nodded the moonchild.
Immediately, she pointed towards the Train Of Shame.
"That's one big train." acknowledged Roger.
"If you get voted off, you will be boarding the Train Of Shame to the Playas Des Losers...which is now located a few blocks from here." explained Dawn.
"That's rather convenient." acknowledged Cindy.
"I'm never going to get voted off! I am perfect!" exclaimed Norman.
"I wish I were perfect." said Quinta.
Cynthia rolled her eyes.
"Note that there are special idols that you can use during an awards ceremony...among other things. I will go over them now." continued the moonchild.
Immediately, Dawn showed the special idols to the audience.
"First off is the Dawn Idol. Yes, I designed this one after myself. If you end up in a bonfire ceremony, you can use this to protect yourself from elimination. Mind you, you may have gotten voted off otherwise, you may have not." explained Dawn.
"Owooo!" exclaimed Lucca.
"We already had an idol just like this during Total Drama Revenge Of The Island!" exclaimed James.
"Well, it was shaped like Chris's head that time." explained Dawn.
James shrugged.
"The next idol in question happens to be the B Idol. You can use it to give you or your teammates an advantage during a challenge, depending on whether it's the pre-merge or not." spoke the hostess.
"Sounds like it'll be useful." nodded Marcus.
"Well, it won't be if someone else gets their hands on it other than you our your teammates...but yes, it will be useful to someone." said Dawn.
"The third idol is the Ezekiel Idol. It's the exact opposite of a B Idol. You can use it to give your opponents a disadvantage during a challenge, or one of your opponents during a merge challenge. Basically it's a lot more useful during the premerge, though you can still use it during the merge if you wish to." continued the hostess.
"You gave Ezekiel his own idol, huh?" asked Olivia.
"Since he was the runnerup last season, I figured it would be a good idea." explained Dawn.
"Why can't I have an idol sculpted after my face?!" exclaimed Norman.
"I wish that too." nodded Quinta.
"Sorry, maybe next season." apologized the moonchild.
"I bet if I had an idol people would keep staring at it..." noted Rachel.
"Now it's time for me to explain the Izzy Idol. This is a rather dangerous idol for your opponents. You can use it to increase the power of your vote and therefore make it easier for you to vote off someone you want eliminated. Use it wisely if you find it." explained Dawn.
"I know that there's someone I want eliminated." acknowledged Cynthia.
"This idol sounds like fun!" exclaimed Artemis.
Dawn sweatdropped.
"Now for our next idol, the Zoey Idol. You can use it to give yourself a head start during a challenge. One minute, to be precise. It might not be enough for you to win, it might be." said the moonchild.
"If I find it, I'm going to use it during a water challenge." spoke Aqua.
"Right, of course. Of course. The next idol I'm going to show you is the Mike Idol. This is actually a somewhat random idol. It might help you, it might hurt you. Use it at your own risk." said Dawn.
"Is this supposed to represent Mike's multiple personality disorder?" questioned Neila.
"As a matter of fact, yes it is." nodded the moonchild.
"Now for the two idols that are exclusive to the merge. First off is the Duncan Idol. If you manage to win a challenge, you can then use it to vote off someone you want gone. Make your choice." said Dawn.
"This is a bit like the Izzy Idol." noted Bruce.
"Yes...but the Izzy Idol doesn't actually require you to win a challenge. You can either win or lose. It doesn't matter." explained the moonchild.
"So that's the big difference..." acknowledged the bully.
"Now for the Lightning Idol. You can use this to kick out another camper from the challenge so that they won't win immunity. If I were you, I'd save this for someone who would be very good at a particular challenge. For example, if I was at a farming challenge, I would use this to kick Ezekiel out." explained Dawn.
"Would you use this to kick me out of an eating challenge?" asked Dennis.
"Yes, I would. I suggest that you try eating some vegetables, anyway." nodded the moonchild.
"Aw, man!" complained Dennis.
"Now back to the idols that can also be used before the merge rather than only after it. Speaking of which, there's only two of them left, actually." noted the moonchild.
"Really?" asked Patrick.
"Yes. First up is the Brick Idol. During a bonfire ceremony, you can use this to see whose voting for which camper. If you wish you can try to persuade a camper to vote for someone else." explained Dawn.
"So, it's a reconnaissance idol?" inquired Roger.
"Yes, it is. Last is the Sierra Idol. During a bonfire ceremony, you can use this to protect someone else from immunity. However, you cannot use it on yourself. That's what my idol is for." spoke the moonchild.
"So, it's the opposite of your idol, then?" questioned Louis.
"Pretty much." nodded Dawn.
"I see..." acknowledged Neila.
"Each of these idols, with the exception of the two merge-exclusive idols I've taken note of, have been hidden across the studio. Each idol can be used more than once. However, every time you use them, they will be scattered across the island once more and you will have to search for them again." explained the hostess.
"Alright then." nodded Wendy.
"Also, all of the idols will be removed from the game at the final three. Sorry, but the game can be rather unfair like that. Believe me, I know from personal experience." acknowledged Dawn.
Suddenly, Jack began to take the Duncan Idol from the display case.
"Um, sorry to disappoint you, Jack, but each of these idols can't actually be used. They're here to simply show the other campers what each of them can be used for." explained the moonchild.
"What?! Aww!" complained the thief.
"I'm getting tired..." said Susan.
"Well, it is getting rather late. I'm going to show you to where you're going to be sleeping." explained Dawn.
Confessional: Aren't the idols useful?
Vincent: There's a specific idol I wish to get my hands on...and I know just how to get it.
Morgan: I'm looking forward to getting the Lightning Idol. Kicking someone out of a challenge would be so satisfying.
Artemis: I want the Dawn Idol!
Neila: I'd like to use the Sierra Idol...
Louis: The Duncan Idol scares me...
Dawn then directed the campers to their trailers, where they would be going to sleep. Two of them were painted blue, two of them were painted red, and two of them were painted green.
"As you can see, we gave the trailers a paint job this time." explained Dawn.
"Finally! Now I can go to bed!" exclaimed Susan.
Immediately, she entered the trailer that was painted green.
"Well, thank goodness that was the girl's trailer." noted the moonchild.
As it turned out, there were also gender symbols painted on each of the trailers to indicate whether they were for boys or girls.
"Right then...as you can see, there are six trailers this time. Why do you ask? Well, since there are twenty-four of you this season, the producer decided there should be three teams of eight." explained Dawn.
"That makes sense." nodded Patrick.
"Thank goodness I don't have to bunk with any girls..." noted Marvin.
"Really? That's too bad." answered Rachel.
"Right...we respect your privacy here, so we gave boys and girls their own trailers. I'm not going to go out of the way to enforce this, but I'm sure your campers will. So try to respect their privacy, will you?" inquired Dawn.
"There are twenty-four of us?" asked Dennis.
"Of course you are, you big dummy! That means there's twenty-three campers for me to bully!" exclaimed Bruce.
Immediately, he took Dennis's chicken wing and ate it.
"My chicken wing!" bellowed Dennis.
Dawn let out a sigh.
"Of course, in order to decide who gets to be on which team, we're going to have a challenge, which will start in a few hours from now." spoke the moonchild.
"But Susan's still sleeping in there..." pointed out Kairi.
"I'll wake her up when the time comes." said Dawn.
"I don't see why she wants to go to sleep. I feel so excited! Owoooo!" exclaimed Lucca.
"I bet you are. Right then, I'll see you later. Until then, you can loiter around the island. Feel free to look for the idols if you want. Just remember, the Duncan and Lightning Idol are for the merge only. Every other idol can be used both during and after the merge." explained Dawn.
Immediately, the campers left to go search for the idols. In Marvin's case, he ran as far away from the female campers as possible.
Dawn then let out a sigh of relief.
"I was worried that I wasn't going to do well...but I think I did alright." said the moonchild.
"You sure did!" exclaimed B.
"Thank you, B." nodded Dawn.
Well, isn't this an interesting cast. I hope that you enjoy my OCs...you'll learn more about them as the time comes.
In the next chapter, we're going to see who gets to be on which team. As Dawn said, there's going to be three teams this season.