(A/N LET'S GET ONE THING CLEAR I DONT OWN NEGIMA OR NARUTO AND IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I WRITE THEN DON'T SAY SHIT!)
XXX ELEMETAL NATIONS XXX
naruto sasuke and gaara had finshed sealing the three ten tailed bijuu's.
naruto,sasuke,and gaara all have the original juubi and decided to take everything from the elemental countries and leave.
*5 hours later* alright let's seal everything and leave naruto said. k nii- san sasuke and gaara said.
*2 minutes later* forbidden secret art world hop.
so where should we go how about there the one with a school.
hn.
ok sasuke if i hear or find out u said hn I WILL MAKE YOU WATCH BARNEY FOR 1,000,000,000 DAYS STRAIT WITH OUT A BREAK OK. naruto said
o-ok i'll be nice. said sasuke
ok 3...2...1...HOPPING.
XXX MAHORA XXX
(BOOOOOOOM)
hey negi.
what was that sound just now.
i'll go ask the dean ok cha...ow ow ow ow ow! god f**king shit naruto why the f*ck didn't you f**king tell us we had to fly to stay safe asshole sasuke said. I thought you knew already UKE. said naruto. fuck you naurto. said sasuke. no thanks how about you fuck yourself sas...where are we...GAARA YOU FUCKER WHERE ARE WE...GAARA. sasuke go find gaara and keep from killing to prove his exsistence. what are you going to do naruto. i'm gonna find who's in charge here...that would be me young sir. ok me and my...AAAAAAAHHHHHH...friends need work and we do'nt care what it is as long as it is not sex ed none of us will do it or teach it. but we could take turn teaching gym oh and don't worry about housing i already have that covered deal. ok deal and...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...one moment GAARA I'LL GIVE YOU A COOKIE IF YOU STOP KILLING THEM.
BUT THEY LOOKED AT ME THE WRONG WAY SO I'M...GAARA 5...4...3...2...I'M DONE! GOOD HERE'S YOUR COOKIE. (zoom) MY COOKIE. THANK YOU NII-SAN/D-BRO. your welcome but where's sas...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk pervert...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me nii-san/d-broooooooo. fine forrbiden secret art time stop in 3...2...1...TIME STOP...HAAA naruto walks to were sasuke is and taps him and says come on let's go to where gaara is get him and go to the dean ok. k. they find gaara and go to the office and naruto releases the jutsu and says these two are my little brothers and little d-brothers.
alright let's have you help class 2-A
so who's the teacher.
the dean calls shizuna to his office and asks her to escort them to class 2-A.
they get to the class and shizuna knocks on the door.
come in says a voice that they think belongs to a 10 year old.
shizuna tells him he's getting help from thee saiyans.
come in.
we are in the class already.
then where are you.
a thick mist comes out of nowhere and they hear HEART, LUNGS, LIVER, KIDNEY, THROAT, BACK BONE, AND THE JUGULAR VEIN so many choices what should i choose. HOW ABOUT THE BRAIN...i smell cookies SHIT SASUKE IF I CAN'T CALM DOWN GAARA then your in charge...CHOCOLATE GAARA GIVE ME THE F**KING CHOCOLATE GAARA. NO! YES! NO! YES! fine yay weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i'm going to go kill a dragon bye. DANM YOU GAARA. (booooooooooooooooooooooooooooom) well aleast he is o...(crash) (thud) never mind wel...ow ow ow ow ow! you fucking shitass fucker that fucking hurt shit face PAY BACK TIME ASS WIPE (ROAR) HIDDEN LEAF SECRET JUTSU 1,000 YEARS OF DEATH TIMES 20=20,000 YEARS OF DEATH. (ROARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG) PAY BACKS A BITCH AIN'T IT (WHINE) WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TACKING MY CHOCOLATE stupid fucking dragon...um what are you...(looks down)...crap crap crap not good (poof) aw much better sasuke gaara stop hiding behind the teacher an...(purr purr)...who's doing that!