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Not the E/O Challenge: Cue. Why did I think it was 'cue' instead of 'pop'? No idea. Here are 2 x 100 word drabbles where I've also got no idea of what's going on. #1 Dean and Crowley are interrupted #2: Samuel Campbell is the topic of discussion.

I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Cue

"No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered with a searching but at the same time a steady eye" - Winston Churchill

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A/N: Dean and Crowley are interrupted. Notionally set season 9. No spoilers.

Cue the Switch

Dean hadn't known the bunker had a doorbell. "You answer it," he whined, "I'm tied up."

Moments later, bored of hanging around and curiosity getting the better of him, he approached the entrance to find Crowley in a smiling, but tense, discussion with two dark-clad men.

"...Aren't you, pet?" Crowley said with a smirk in Dean's direction. Unsure what he'd walked into, Dean took his cue from Crowley and looked down demurely. The slap on his ass, sending him on his way, made him consider there'd be Hell to pay later.

"Door-to-door sales... and they say I'm bad!" grumbled Crowley.

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A/N: Samuel Campbell is the topic of discussion. Set season 6.

On the Ball

They'd been discussing the brothers' grandfather, Samuel.

"He's self-righteous," said Dean, dismissively.

Sam nodded in excited agreement. "Like a bad copy of a biblical prophet."

Castiel considered the analogy. "Yes. He's long lived, head of a great clan," he smiled, nodding at the Winchesters, "but, unlike those patriarchs, with a loose sense of morality."

"He's a great leader like David, with the determination of Moses, the wisdom of Solomon, and the strength of Samson." Sam added, in breathless awe.

Dean yawned. "Yeah, but he's still as bald as a cue ball," he winked, stretching out and ruffling Sam's long locks.

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