Don't worry y'all, this one is already finished so there won't be any abandonment XD (basically why none of my stories have been updated)

Update: I'm fucking trash and decided to continue it... AKA unfinished sorrynotsorry (still updating tho not abandoned)

Denmano! Rated M for language, and I hope you enjoy!

Saturday (PM)

[4:35] Omg dude you will not believe what just happened

[4:36] uhh don't care

[4:36] ? gil ?

[4:37] you've got the wrong number

[4:38] oh

[4:39] you wanna know anyway

[4:40] no

[4:41] ok bye

/

[5:10] i'm bored

[5:12] da fuck

[5:13] i told you i'm bored

[5:13] I don't care

[5:14] come onnnn

[5:16] fine what do you want

[5:17] so guess what happened

[5:18] are we really playing this game

[5:19] sorry sorry

[5:20] my friend got himself stuck in a kids swing

[5:21] he's so whipped his boyfriend convinced him to get in it

[5:23] his boyfriend?

[5:24] ah… you a homophobe?

[5:27] pretty hard to be a homophobe when you're gay

[5:27] oh

[5:28] twinning :D

[5:30] great, now we have something in common.

[5:31] Wait, you are a guy, right?

[5:32] well I'm not a lesbian

[5:33] -_-

[5:34] WHALE then ;D

[5:35] bye

[5:35] no don't go D:

[5:36] my brother's whining about making pasta i gotta go

[5:37] oh. Byee~

[5:38] Bye.

/

Sunday (AM)

[10:01] hello my name is dipshit and my life sucks

[10:03] um…?

[10:04] I like to wear aprons and cook cupcakes for my boyfriend because i'm domestic

[10:05] how tf do you have a boyfriend

[10:07] I bribed him with my cjofijof

[10:08] wtf?

[10:14] Hello?

[10:32] omg sorry my friend stole my phone and wouldn't give it back

[10:33] it's always the quiet ones

[10:40] You have weird friends.

[10:41] yea, that was the same one who got stuck in a swing

[10:42] fuckin prick with his stupid hairpin

/

Sunday (PM)

[7:55] What's your favorite kind of cupcake

[8:00] uh

[8:00] why

[8:01] because

[8:02] because why?

[8:03] gdi does it matter

[8:04] XD sorry

[8:07] you can tell a lot about a person from their cupcake preference. there.

[8:13] Was the cupcake question really that scary.

[8:16] ahah sorry i'm back

[8:17] my favorite cupcake is confetti :D

[8:17] or carrot

[8:19] knew it

[8:20] ?

[8:21] you're a fuckin pansy

[8:22] oh and you're soo much better

[8:23] You have nothing on me!

[8:23] Sure I do! :(

[8:25] so…?

[8:29] shit

[8:31] shut up

[8:32] I didn't say anything.

[8:33] Or text anything, I guess

[8:34] I could feel your smug look from here

[8:36] from where?

[8:37] fuckin stalker

[8:37] Oh yeah because I'll be able to pinpoint you in the middle of any fucking country

[8:39] well we have the same time zones right

[8:40] It's 8:40 where I live

[8:40] so yeah, Europe

[8:41] Country, dumbass

[8:42] Dennnnnmark!

[8:42] but i'm so close to the border that it's basically Germany

[8:43] damn we're far apart

[8:43] oh, yes, worlds apart, because i know exactly where you live

[8:44] stfu I can feel your salt from here

[8:44] :P

[8:45] Italy

[8:46] fuckin rad, brah

[8:46] Mona Lisa and shit

[8:48] the Mona Lisa is in france dumbass

[8:49] but italian painter, rt? rightfully Italians

[8:54] Hi! I'm his brother and right now he's swooning because he's really Italian and I can see why because you said such a nice thing about Italians! :DDDDD

[8:55] XD XD XD

[8:57] gdi that was my stupid pasta-sucking brother

[8:59] Swooning, huh?

[9:00] stfu I wasn't swooning

[9:00] Mmhmm ;)

[9:02] okay first off don't ever text me a winky face again

[9:02] second you weren't even there i wasn't fucking swooning

[9:03] whatever you say, sunshine

[9:04] Sunshine?

[9:05] Just kinda happened. I'm gonna roll with it.

[9:05] okay…?

[9:06] aw shit i gotta go

[9:06] Oh, okay.

[9:07] Bye.

[9:08] Bye sunshine ;)

/

Monday (AM)

[9:40] yo

[9:42] Hello stranger

[9:42] How are you on this fine day?

[9:43] Did you take drugs or something

[9:44] No, I'm barely containing my rage

[9:44] ?

[9:45] because it's the MIDDLE OF FUCKING CLASS AND YOU GODDAMN TEXTED ME EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE BECAUSE MY FUCKING PHONE DINGED

[9:46] FUCK YOU

[9:46] oh oops :P

/

Monday (PM)

[12:07] hey do you have lunch rn

[12:08] be fuckin grateful i do otherwise i'd be on your ass again

[12:09] I would say just turn your phone off but then you wouldn't text me ;D

[12:09] .-.

[12:10] *turns off phone*

[12:10] NOOO D:

[12:11] Don't do that! Then I won't have anyone to talk tooo D:

[12:11] just talk to your weirdass friends

[12:12] like the one who got stuck in a swing

[12:13] Hey I don't know if you got this: he's whipped. He has a boyfriend. They are in the same lunch.

[12:14] I don't know how you can be condescending in a text but you managed it somehow.

[12:15] dumbass XD

[12:16] hey don't steal my insults :(

[12:17] lmao that's a pretty generic insult sunshine

[12:17] ohhh my god

[12:17] what?

[12:18] don't call me sunshine

[12:18] Why not?

[12:19] It's a girly name! And I'm a guy!

[12:20] but you're a girly guy ;)

[12:20] Fuck you and all that you stand for.

[12:21] :o

[12:22] like you haven't seen me swear before

[12:24] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[12:24] it took you 2 minutes to search up the shrug emoji didn't it

[12:25] OwO

[12:25] I always said you were a pansy

[12:26] :'(

[12:27] wtf are you even doing there are letters for a reason

[12:27] ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[12:28] Great. I'm having a conversation with emojis.

[12:28] :D

[12:29] Prick.

[12:29] D:

/

Tuesday (AM)

[5:29] :(

[5:32] :( :(

[6:12] wtf it's too early for this shit

[6:13] sorry :(

[6:14] uh… what's with all the sad faces?

[6:15] so you do care :D

[6:16] stfu it's just a question

[6:18] so…?

[6:19] i'm in the hospital adn i'm bored

[6:20] why tf are you in a hospital?

[6:21] broke my leg

[6:21] jumped off a cliff

[6:22] Dare I even ask?

[6:23] Dared by a friend.

[6:24] Same friend?

[6:25] Nah man, dif one. He's all stoic and shit but suuuper sadistic he likes seeing me get hurt

[6:26] I see we have something in common.

[6:26] you wound me :(

[6:27] suck it up

[6:28] nah

[6:32] how old are you?

[6:33] fuckin' stalker

[6:35] because I'll be able to pinpoint you in a sea of 15 year-olds

[6:36] I feel insulted.

[6:37] so I take it you're not 15?

[6:37] No dumbass I'm 17

[6:38] haha youngun

[6:39] If you're older than 20 i'm blocking you forever

[6:40] Good thing I'm 19

[6:41] Damn. Oldie.

[6:42] Thnx.

[6:44] damn i gotta get ready for school. Stupid ass brother is calling me.

[6:45] I'll still be here :T

[6:46] Great. I have an idiot at my beckon call.

[6:46] Im hurt.

[6:47] that was the intention

[6:48] awww sunshineeee

[6:48] stfu

[6:49] I actually have to get ready for school tho

[6:50] byeeeee

[6:51] Talk to you laterrrrr

[6:51] bye

/

Tuesday (PM)

[12:05] are you alive

[12:06] Barely. My phone died for two hours and I almost unplugged the heart monitor to charge it

[12:06] Why am I not surprised

[12:07] I dont think the nurse likes me

[12:07] that doesn't surprise me either

[12:08] yeah specially since i tore out my iv first day

[12:08] o-o

[12:09] why?

[12:09] it was uncomfortable!

[12:11] shut up

[12:12] ;)

[12:12] wait shit

[12:12] YOU SENT THE WINKY FACE :D

[12:12] NO I DIDNT

[12:13] PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

[12:13]

[12:14] you didn't need to send a fucking picture jesus

[12:14] ;)

[12:15] I will smite you :(

[12:16] fight me bitch

[12:16] i'll win :)

[12:17] nah man

[12:17] 195.5 cm boi

[12:17] I'll take you down

[12:18] …

[12:19] damn

[12:20] just silently take in my sexyness

[12:21] stfu

[12:22] Im 172 cm

[12:22] haha shorty

[12:24] Thats rlly cute actually

[12:26] yo i didn't kill you did i?

[12:28] I'm too suave for my own good

[12:30] seriously where tf did you go

[12:31] class bye

/

[9:42] my family fucking sucks

[9:45] look another thing we have in common

[9:46] stfu your brother is gr8

[9:47] okayyyyy you obviously have no fucking clue who he is

[9:47] but why does *your* family suck?

[9:48] visiting hours happened and legit almost nobody came

[9:49] I brought together the fucking family and only icy visited adn that was because his bro made him

[9:49] his bro is the whipped one

[9:50] icy?

[9:50] dude's from iceland. Fuckin lit dude tho so its all good

[9:51] ugh i fucking hate being sentimental and shit but damn, just one guy?

[9:52] awwe you would have visited me if you lived here right? :D?

[9:53] hell no

[9:53] :D?

[9:54] I said no

[9:54] :D?

[9:54] bitch

[9:55] :'(

[9:57] ugh fine i would visit your stupid ass

[9:57] happy?

[9:58] very, sunshine :D

[9:59] bastard

/

Wednesday (PM)

[3:03] why are you making me text you first thats bad etiquette

[3:54] uh hello? Stranger?

[3:54] huh i dont even know your name

[4:28] Yo, person who calls me sunshine

[5:14] fuckwad

[7:33] asshat

[9:01] where the fuck are you?

/

Thursday (AM)

[7:39] still dead as a doornail I see

/

Thursday (PM)

[12:00] what the hell? Did you block me?

[12:11] if you don't respond I'm assuming you blocked me

/

Friday (AM)

[7:27] damn

/

Friday (PM)

[6:29] I LIIIIVE!

[6:29] what the hell bastard

[6:30] wow that was fast

[6:30] i was already on my phone dont assume things

[6:31] I wasn't assuming anything

[6:32] other than the fact that you were totally worried about me ;)

[6:33] fuck off, you can't just disappear. Prick.

[6:34] awe, I'm sorry boo :'(

[6:35] i swear to god i will strangle you through this phone

[6:35] XD

[6:36] but rlly bro sorry I was either sleeping/visiting hours/they didn't give me my fucking phone back saying it was "too distracting"

[6:36] too distracting my ass

[6:37] I'm assuming you're out of the hospital now

[6:38] yeah. I got these sick crutches tho

[6:39] great. :l

[6:40] thnx. I know you always got my back.

[6:41] yeah yeah whatever makes your pasta tasty

[6:42] wtf XD

[6:43] what, you don't eat pasta? What barbarian doesn't eat pasta?

[6:44] well i've had it before just not a lot. I dont live in italy after all :P

[6:45] blocked

[6:45] nuuuu ;-;

[6:47] bitch you better have pasta or I'll legit block you

[6:48] but the pasta here is baaaad :(

[6:49] oh boo hoo suck it up cupcake the world doesn't revolve around you

[6:50] well it doesn't revolve around pasta either :P

[6:51] bye

[6:51] aww sunshinnnee

[6:53] wait did you actually leave

[7:01] son of a bitch

/

Saturday (AM)

[8:47] Fratello~

[8:50] ugh what

[8:51] wanna go out today :D :3

[8:52] no

[8:53] :'(((((

[8:53] :C

[8:53] D':

[8:54] :[

[8:54] jesus stop

[8:55] yes we can go do something just stop fucking spamming me

[8:56] Yayyy thanks lovino~~~ :DDDDD

[8:56] yeah yeah whatever. Asshole.

/

[9:22] eyy crazy dane whattup

[9:25] do you think i could make snowshoes for my crutches

[9:25] hmmm idk

[9:26] ima ask sunshine

[9:27] bro that nickname is hella gay XD

[9:27] its so obvious you have the hots for this guy

[9:28] Nah he's just fun to mess with

[9:29] plus i dont know his real name

[9:30] dude

[9:30] just ask him

[9:31] Oh i should thnx

[9:32] and you say im the idiot

/

[9:35] Hey sunshine :D

[9:36] be glad i dont live near you

[9:37] y?

[9:37] because youd be dead from my pencil-stabbing skills

[9:38] id stab you with a fucking pencil idiot

[9:39] ohh

[9:40] well i kinda wanna meet you tho

[9:41] we've known each other for like a week

[9:42] i get attached quickly

[9:43] damn. And I thought toni was the only fucking puppy in the world

[9:44] toni?

[9:45] Friend.

[9:45] you have friends?

[9:46] stfu asshole at least mine doesnt shove me off a cliff

[9:46] *dared off a cliff

[9:47] yeah well you're a fucking idiot so its pretty much the same thing

[9:48] :P

[9:50] so what're you doing

[9:51] my stupid brother is dragging me all over town

[9:51] i mean jesus its almost spring can't he wait

[9:52] hey that reminds me

[9:53] do you think I could put snowshoes on my crutches ?

[9:54] uh, no. that would be really fucking stupid.

[9:55] I think it sounds fun :D

[9:56] You'd kill your dumb ass. It's like putting ice skates on them or some shit

[9:57] that's a good idea

[9:58] gdi stranger wtf

[9:59] wait what's your name

[10:00] supreme overlord

[10:01] yeah and mine's pasta bitch

[10:02] seriously what is it

[10:03] Mathias :D

[10:03] U?

[10:04] Lovino

[10:05] aww Vino XP

[10:05] wtf no it's *Lo*vino

[10:06] Vinoooo~

[10:07] gdi what should I call you? asshole?

[10:08] noooo it has to be a play on my name :0 it's like you've never made a nickname b4

[10:08] I don't give people nicknames. They have names for a reason.

[10:09] But you want to give me a nickname~

[10:13] aw Vino don't be embarrassed

[10:14] come baaaack

[10:15] I wasn't fucking embarrassed I just had to talk to my brother

[10:16] okay Vino

[10:20] I still want to give you a nickname though.

[10:21] Ok we can think of one together :D

[10:22] just dont call me Mattie pls

[10:23] why?

[10:24] it gives me pain when I hear that name

[10:25] also it's the nickname for Matthew and my name is *Mathias*

[10:26] okay mattie

[10:27] shit

[10:27] call me like thias or something just not mattie DX

[10:28] wtf kind of name is thias? it sounds like thigh-ass

[10:28] okay then maybe not thias

[10:30] idk i've never had to think of a name for me

[10:31] well aren't we a good team

[10:32] giving up in two minutes

[10:33] :L

[10:33] fuckin legendary

[10:34] legendary as a pokemon :P

[10:35] NO

[10:35] NO NO AND NO

[10:36] ?

[10:37] That game ruined my family

[10:38] thats dramatic

[10:39] fuckin tru tho

[10:40] stupid ass brother talked about it all the damn time

[10:41] something about having an internet friend from japan

[10:42] damn

[10:43] He was like a fucking fangirl

[10:44] it was disgusting

[10:45] he sounds cute :3

[10:46] yeah well he is cute

[10:47] cuter than me anyway

[10:47] aww Vino don't say that x.x

[10:48] why? It's true

[10:49] but your cute toooo

[10:50] *you're

[10:51] bastard

[10:53] :D

[10:56] I have a question

[10:56] Shoot.

[10:57] Well a lot of questions.

[10:58] !

[10:59] Great now what

[11:00] We can play twenty questions :D

[11:00] isn't that just asking questions back and forth

[11:01] Yeah :D

[11:02] yeah okay whatever

[11:02] but i'm going first

[11:03] whatever makes your pasta tasty Vino :D

[11:04] My pasta is always tasty stfu

[11:05] Just ask the question Vino XD

[11:07] What do you look like?

[11:08] oooh getting right into it

[11:08] just answer the damn question bastardo

[11:10] Well I'm 195.5 cm and I have blue eyes and blond hair that defies gravity

[11:11] sexy af

[11:11] Whatever you say *Mattie*

[11:12] damn you're cold

[11:13] it's your turn

[11:13] Oh :D what do you look like?

[11:14] fuckin copycat

[11:15] :3

[11:16] Fine. I'm 172 cm and I have hazel eyes and dark brown hair and a curl that won't stay flat.

[11:18] hello?

[11:19] Hi sorry just dying from your cuteness

[11:20] and they say i'm the gay one

[11:21] Who?

[11:22] no one. Mind your own fucking business.

[11:22] Okay Vino :D

/

[11:23] I may be gayer than originally planned.

[11:24] Told you, bitch.

/

[11:23] okay my turn. What's your favorite color?

[11:24] Probably red. Like brown-red, or sometimes fire-red-orange. I also like really pale green/blue like ice :D

[11:25] that was more elaborate than i was expecting

[11:25] What can I say, I'm full of surprises :D

[11:26] Fucking fantastic.

[11:27] hey, it's my turn! If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?

[11:28] … honestly?

[11:28] Honestly.

[11:29] Someone to depend on. My life is really flaky and people come in and out of it like water under a bridge.

[11:30] But I thought you had a brother?

[11:33] Yeah, but everyone likes him more than me so they always push me out of their groups. Plus he forgets I exist sometimes. Like right now, i'm sitting in a cafe/bakery because he forgot to drag me with him after he got an unhealthy amount of chocolate.

[11:34] Damn, and I thought my family was cold.

[11:34] sorry it got really serious there. It's my turn, right?

[11:35] Wait, Vino.

[11:36] What?

[11:37] I don't think I'm going to leave.

[11:37] ?

[11:38] Your life. You said people always leave, but I like you so I don't think I'm going to leave.

[11:40] stfu I said the sappy stuff is over

[11:41] Okay Vino :D it's your turn ^w^

[11:43] Would you rather have lots of weapons but be in constant danger or have no weapons but rarely be in danger?

[11:44] this is gonna be a long answer btw

[11:44] wonderful .-.

[11:46] I'd say weapons but constant danger bcuz that's kinda my life anyway? Like my friends are pretty insane and my enemies even worse and I have an axe under my bed and like guns in hidden drawers and shit. I would feel rlly lost and vulnerable without my weapons and i can hold my own in a fight, so yeah the weapons and danger one.

[11:47] My god do you live in the ghetto or some shit?

[11:47] /sorta/

[11:48] why do you have a fucking axe under your bed

[11:49] defense. Also fun to play with. Family heirloom I think. I sharpen it in my spare time.

[11:50] Ooookay i'm kinda scared now

[11:51] :( don't be scared of me Vino :(

[11:52] you have a fucking axe how can I not be scared jesus

[11:53] But I've never used it on anybody! It's a scare tactic, I swear!

[11:54] Really? Nobody?

[11:55] well there was that one time

[11:55] Oh my god -_-

[11:56] haha just kidding XD

[11:56] .-.

[11:57] actually i'm not but just that once I swear!

[11:58] everyone i talk to is insane

[11:59] but that's what makes it fun, right? :D

[12:00] yeah yeah whatever. I gotta go, brother's calling

[12:01] he didn't forget! Bye Vino :D

[12:02] Bye bitch

/

Saturday (PM)

[3:19] Lovino I want to meet the person that makes you smiley~~~ :DDD

[3:20] wtf are you talking about

[3:21] Moi aussi

[3:21] stfu Francis why is this group chat existent

*French bastard changed the chat name to L'amour de Lovino*

[3:22] what the actual fuck

[3:22] Aww Lovino you're embarrassed~~~

[3:23] You need some teachings on the wonders of l'amour~

[3:24] I don't know you fuckers

*You changed the chat name to Fucking dipshits*

[3:25] Mon ami, you know that makes you a "fucking dipshit" as well?

[3:25] stfu bastard nobody asked you

[3:26] I did! :D :3 ~.~

[3:27] Why.

[3:28] because i'm not good with looove and I want to help you fratello .

[3:28] wtf i'm not in love

[3:29] but youre smiling more and you look happy and youre texting a lot w

[3:30] In short, you need advice from the love expert.

[3:31] I'm not in love! I've never even met him and we've known each other for a week!

[3:31] D'accord, but you do have a *crush*

[3:32] No I dont

[3:32] Fratello you're blushing! w

[3:33] Stfu Feliciano. Why are you even texting me we're sitting across the room.

[3:33] because Francis isn't here and hes better at advice than me :S

[3:34] Oui, mon ami. You need help.

[3:35] You're all dead to me.

*You left the group chat*

/

Sunday (AM)

[9:30] Do you like snow?

[9:35] No. It's cold and wet and really uncomfortable.

[9:36] also I dont slip in it i'm too cool to slip in snow

[9:36] I love snow :D

[9:37] Of course you do. Fucking snowflake.

[9:38] I'm a very special snowflake, thnx for noticing

[9:39]

[9:40] Wowww "snowflake prick" wowwww

[9:40]

[9:41] HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN MY NAME

[9:42] ever since you called yourself that

[9:43] bitch

[9:44] no no it's "pasta bitch" ;D

[9:45] I fucking hate you right now

/

Sunday (PM)

[6:01] There's a possibility of a snow day 2morrow :D

[6:20]

[6:20] Sorry too busy enjoying my pasta

[6:21] bitch

/

Monday (AM)

[8:44] THERES SNOW EVERYWHERE

[8:44] SO MUCH WE GET A SNOW DAY

[8:46] HELL YEAH I LOVE SNOW DAYSS

[8:48] THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME

[8:50] SEE YOU IN SNOW HELL BECAUSE IM GONNA BUILD AN EPIC SNOWFORT

[10:21] what the hell

/

Monday (PM)

[4:09]

[4:13] holy frick

[4:14] now THATS what I call a snowfort! :D

[4:15] its huge

[4:16] that's what she said

[4:17] blocked

[4:18] how tf did you make it

[4:19] blood, sweat, tears, and sheer awesomeness.

[4:19] Mmhmm.

[4:20] yeah I almost died. Gil got me out tho so I didn't

[4:21] Jesus. You have an eventful life.

[4:22] if by eventful you mean dangerous and deadly that is accurate

/

[7:52] Update: we made a fire in the middle. It's like an igloo.

[7:53] doubt

[7:54]

[7:54] are you callin me a liar

[7:55] damn

[7:56] i never said this but thats cool

[7:58] frickin rad, brah

[7:59] Gil says we shoulda brought marshmallows

[8:00] loser

[8:01] you wound me

[8:02] that was the plan

[8:04] okay I can't feel my fingers anymore so i should probably go

[8:05] advisable. Bye snowflake

[8:06] bye sunshine ;D

Did you know that fanfiction. net does not bring over and underlined text? Also, all of the / used to be just enters. Ah, that formatting I do for attention.

It actually took a really frickin long time to find all the formerly underlined text and underline it and enter in all the /'s ugh

Key:

Normal is Lovino

Bolded is Mathias

Italicized is Feliciano

Italicized and Underlined is Francis

Underlined is Gilbert

Ciao~!