Kagome: Look Inu yasha! This is what we call a Trampoline!
Inu yasha: *Walks over and pokes it suspiciously.* *Gasp!* What the hell is this thing?!
Kagome: I told you, it's a Trampoline. The idea is you jump on it, and you can go really high! Try it! ^_^
Inu yasha: *Climbs onto Trampoline carefully, and starts to jump.*
Kagome: There! You got it! *Thinking* Little does he suspect that I intend t- *Interrupted by Inu yasha's squeals(A.N.: Yes squeals. You got a problem with that?! *Crickets...* Thought not...) of delight.
Inu yasha: This is fun! Come here Kagome! You gotta try this! *Continues jumping.*
Kagome: That's ok. I get to do this everyday. ^__^ *Now's my chance!....* *In sweet voice...* Oh Inu yasha...
Inu yasha: *Still jumping* What?... *Turns to face her. Sees evil glint in her eye and tries to get off of Trampoline, but it's too late...*
Kagome: SIT!
Inu yasha: *Face-plants on Trampoline. Fabric stretches to the ground...* O_o Uh oh... *Fabric sling shots him into the air. He goes higher and higher till he's just a speck in the sky...*
Kagome: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA *Deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA
*28 Hours, 36 minutes, 42 seconds later...* (Inu yasha still hasn't come down! ^_^)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! *Deep sigh* Well, I feel MUCH better. ^_^ *Stomach growls* I'm hungry. *Looks at watch* Ooooo! Dinner time! ^_^I wonder what's cooking? *Walks inside*
Meanwhile, in America...
Me: What's that noise? It sounds kinda like a scream...
Inu yasha: *Falls through my roof and onto my lap.* (Don't ask me how he got to America, he just did. Maybe he hit a Plane or something, and it carried him here...though I don't know any direct flights from Tokyo to here...Anyway, *Assumes deep voice* Do not question me! I am the author, therefore I am all-powerful! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Ahem...) Hehe... *Rubs the back of his head* Sorry 'bout that...
Me: *Smiles evilly* *Whips out laptop and types something. Huge rubber mallet appears over Inu yasha's head and knocks him out.*
Me: *Proceeds to tie him up and gag him. Realizes she left the audience hanging, she turns around.* Hehehe...*Laughs nervously* Anyways...that's all folks! ^_~ *Reaches to the top of the screen and pulls down shade*
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Inu yasha: *Walks over and pokes it suspiciously.* *Gasp!* What the hell is this thing?!
Kagome: I told you, it's a Trampoline. The idea is you jump on it, and you can go really high! Try it! ^_^
Inu yasha: *Climbs onto Trampoline carefully, and starts to jump.*
Kagome: There! You got it! *Thinking* Little does he suspect that I intend t- *Interrupted by Inu yasha's squeals(A.N.: Yes squeals. You got a problem with that?! *Crickets...* Thought not...) of delight.
Inu yasha: This is fun! Come here Kagome! You gotta try this! *Continues jumping.*
Kagome: That's ok. I get to do this everyday. ^__^ *Now's my chance!....* *In sweet voice...* Oh Inu yasha...
Inu yasha: *Still jumping* What?... *Turns to face her. Sees evil glint in her eye and tries to get off of Trampoline, but it's too late...*
Kagome: SIT!
Inu yasha: *Face-plants on Trampoline. Fabric stretches to the ground...* O_o Uh oh... *Fabric sling shots him into the air. He goes higher and higher till he's just a speck in the sky...*
Kagome: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA *Deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHA
*28 Hours, 36 minutes, 42 seconds later...* (Inu yasha still hasn't come down! ^_^)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! *Deep sigh* Well, I feel MUCH better. ^_^ *Stomach growls* I'm hungry. *Looks at watch* Ooooo! Dinner time! ^_^I wonder what's cooking? *Walks inside*
Meanwhile, in America...
Me: What's that noise? It sounds kinda like a scream...
Inu yasha: *Falls through my roof and onto my lap.* (Don't ask me how he got to America, he just did. Maybe he hit a Plane or something, and it carried him here...though I don't know any direct flights from Tokyo to here...Anyway, *Assumes deep voice* Do not question me! I am the author, therefore I am all-powerful! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Ahem...) Hehe... *Rubs the back of his head* Sorry 'bout that...
Me: *Smiles evilly* *Whips out laptop and types something. Huge rubber mallet appears over Inu yasha's head and knocks him out.*
Me: *Proceeds to tie him up and gag him. Realizes she left the audience hanging, she turns around.* Hehehe...*Laughs nervously* Anyways...that's all folks! ^_~ *Reaches to the top of the screen and pulls down shade*
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