Disclaimer:
This is a parody of Katy Perry's I kissed a girl. Unfortunately, Sirius and his friends do not belong to me.
This was just not how I was raised,
Had no permission,
I got so brave, and went insane,
Asked to be different
From all the other Blacks,
Just wanted to stand out
Potter and Lupin gave me ideas.
Hat yelled "Gryffindor," and they freaked out.
The Great Hall fell to silence.
The hat fell off as I jumped up,
All my cousins were glaring,
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Does this mean that I'm free now?
Yelled "Gryffindor," and they freaked out.
They freaked out.
The Slytherins started jeering,
It doesn't matter
Potter started clapping first, so
The rest all joined in.
It is not normal for a perfect Black to be
Gryffindor. I'm the first, maybe I'm crazy?
Hat yelled "Gryffindor," and they freaked out.
The Great Hall fell to silence.
The hat fell off as I jumped up,
All my cousins were glaring,
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Does this mean that I'm free now?
It yelled "Gryffindor," and they freaked out.
They freaked out.
Us Blacks, we are all so striking,
Black hair, grey eyes, so devious,
Impossible just to blend in,
And we try to use it for
Scheming and flaunting riches.
Hat yelled "Gryffindor," and they freaked out.
The Great Hall fell to silence.
The hat fell off as I jumped up,
All my cousins were glaring,
It felt so wrong, it felt so right,
Does this mean that I'm free now?
It yelled "Gryffindor," and they freaked out.
They freaked out.
Hopefully, these will get better. I know, this isn't exactly great. I'll edit it later on once my muse comes back.