The whole gang was gathered in Boq's house to celebrate Lurlinemas, they sat around the fire sharing stories.
"Hey Boq, I'm kinda thirsty do you have anything to drink?" Fiyero asked as he slung his arms around the shoulders of Galinda and Elphaba.
The munchkin's face lit up as he got a great idea, "Oh you guys are in for a real treat" he jumped up and ran into the kitchen, when he returned he was holding a tray of glasses filled about 2/3 of the way with a milky-yellow liquid.
"Boq what in Oz's name is that stuff?" Nessa looked apprehensive
"Well Nessa I'll tell you!" he sounded a bit too excited
"This wonderful stuff is called corn-nog" he beamed, distributing a glass to each of them
"Biq, are you sure this stuff is edible?" Galinda questioned
"Yea, this stuff smells like paint thinner" Elphaba added, holding the glass up to her beak-like nose
"It's not paint thinner, Elphie….IT'S CORN-NOG" he waved his arms in the air
"To Lurlinemas?" Avaric asked, raising his glass
"To Corn-Nog!" Boq raised his glass as well
"To Corn-Nog!" everyone else followed in suit they all drained their glasses
*a few hours later*
"Biq! Did you spike this stuff?" Galinda stumbled over to him, "I feel dizzy" she hiccupped and fell backwards onto the couch
"Hey Boq" Fiyero walked in from the kitchen, "Is this what you gave us?" he asked tentatively holding up a carton labelled: CORN
"Yea, why?" the shorter boy walked over
"It isn't 'Corn-nog" held the carton up to his face for further inspection.
"Give me that, we all know you can't read, Tiggular" Elphaba took the bottle from him
"Good job, Boq" she sighed. Galinda walked over, "This isn't Corn-nog"
"Well then what is it, Greenie" Avaric stepped toward the rest of the group
She rolled her eyes before continuing, "Its paint thinner"
"Were all gonna die!" Galinda ran around frantically, a lightning bolt of pink
"Good job idiot" Avaric smacked Boq upside the head
"I'm too pretty to die!" Fiyero started panicking with Galinda
"Will you all shut up?" Elphie raised her voice above the others, "The label says its corn based…"
"So? Everything in Munchkinland is corn based" Avaric said; obviously missing the point
"So it means that nobody is going to die" She explained as if it was the most obvious thing in the world
"Wait, so all my hair isn't gonna fallout?" Fiyero stopped panicking and looked up
"Not unless I shave it all off…" the green girl mumbled
"What?"
"Nothing!" she smiled innocently
"I think we all learned a valuable lesson here: I Am Awesome" Avaric smiled
"Guys…"
"You only think you're awesome because you had so much paint thinner" The prince insisted
"Guys?"
"Neither of you are awesome…Awesome means awe-inspiring, the Emerald city is awesome" Elphaba tried to explain
"GUYS!" the small blonde girl shouted above the others
"WHAT?" they responded in unison
"I think Biq died" Galinda pointed to the Munchkin laying on the floor
"Nah, he'll be fine" Avaric shrugged, giving the munchkin a little kick
"This is boring let's go to Elphie's house" Galinda suggested
"What if I catch her 'green'?" Avaric asked
"Pfft! Her father is the governor; we can ride down the stairs on mattresses!" Galinda said getting excited
"SHOTGUN!" Avaric called as he ran through the front door, the rest followed behind him except for Nessarose who stayed behind a minute and pulled out a black marker.
*ten minutes later*
Boq woke up feeling dizzy, he rolled over onto his stomach before standing up. He walked over to a mirror.
"What the hell?" he asked upon seeing a moustache drawn onto his face with permanent marker.
And Boq lived the rest of his life with a poorly drawn moustache on his face.