Word count: 518
Genre: (attempted) Humor
Warnings: Crack, OOC, Unbeta'ed
Chapter One: Inheritance Party ft. (drunk)Enma
It was a glamorous party. After all, no luxury shall be denied for the Vongola Decimo's Inheritance Party. The mansion they were residing in for the night was a gift from the ninth. The wine, and food are the best, of course that is to be expected from the Vongola. Only the Vongola and it's closest allies were invited.
A young man, in his early twenties, strutted around the mansion with his quest of finding the Vongola Decimo. His red locks swayed and his ruby-colored eyes glinted with delight when he saw the Decimo, hiding behind a statue casually drinking cola.
"Tsuna." He purred, which caught Tsuna's attention.
"Enma! What is it? Do you want me to get you some water? You're horribly drunk. You can't even control your HDW now." Tsuna evaluated Enma before sighing. You can't convince a drunk man.
"No need, Tsuna~" Enma purred as he hugged the brunet. "You're the only one I need~" Enma said before falling asleep.
Tsuna let out a small 'Eh?' and was panicking inside his mind. To be frank, Tsuna did not know what to do with the redhead. So, he just sat and resigned himself to his fate of being the man's pillow.
Five minutes later, Enma woke up. He's still drunk though. His eyes glinted mischievously when he noticed that he slept on Tsuna's leg, and he has a plan. A plan he really wanted to do, since he met Tsuna.
He looked at Tsuna, glad that they were still unnoticed, and his eyes darkened as he brought his lips closer to Tsuna's. "Chu~~~~" Enma made a loud sound, and gleefully noted that all eyes are on them as he kissed the Vongola Decimo.
He expected the pandemonium. So, he carried Tsuna and skipped away from the mansion to go the garden, using the chaos to escape.
While being carried, Tsuna's mind too, was in chaos. 'I knew it! I shoudn't have followed what Reborn said! I shouldn't have ordered 27 crates of wine!' and soon after, he fainted out of stress. (Blame the paperworks.)
The next day
The Vongola and Shimon guardians went to look for their missing Decimos as soon as the sun rised.
They were quite suprised at what the Shimon Decimo did yesterday and by the time they finally realized what happened, Tsuna and Enma were already gone. They immediately went to organize a search but they were knocked down by Colonello who said that, "You could harm your bosses more if you went out right now, drunk and dazed. Get some rest, idiots."
Well, here they are, well rested and not quite scandalized at what they are seeing right now. Not even a little bit. Nu- uh.
After all, it's totally okay that Enma Kozato kissed Tsunayoshi Sawada. It's not like Enma just stole Tsuna's first kiss.
Also, they don't care that their bosses are spooning while lying on the soft, green grass.
"Get... Away... From... Jyuudaime!"
Yup. They totally do not care.
A/N: Drunk!Enma is so ooc... Well, I think drunks are always out of character in one way or another... Don't hesitate to point out my grammatical mistakes so that I can correct them~
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Just a lil break from the rewriting. First chapter is halfway done. Also, tell me the next character you want to appear on this drabble series. Love you guys~~