"OMFG".Said our hero Link."I need to find some sort of sidequest for more Rubies"!
"I have a mission for you".Said a mysterious voice."I want you to find me the Jelly donut of Power"!
"Well,Whats my reward"?Link questioned.
"One million rubies"!Said the man.
"Woah!I can buy that pony I always wanted"!
Link then goes back to a flashback when he is five years old and its his birthday.
"Are you ready for you're present"!?Said Links father.
"Yeah Daddy"!Says young Link.
"Okay here it is"!Links father pulls open the box to reveal a Skeleton.
"What is it".Ask young Link.
"Its a pony"!
"But its dead"!Says Link.
"I love you to"!Says his father.
Link soon notices he is still standing in front of the man.
"I'll take the job"!Yells Link."you're name"?
"Waffletoastymcmuffin".Said the Man.
"Hmmmm..I'll call Popcorn"!Said Link.
After a couple of hours of searching he found the Temple of The Large.
"OMG the place is made out of donuts"!Shouted our hero.
Soon Link spotted a Strangely Floating Jelly donut.
"Thats it"!
Link grabbed it and ran out of the Temple.
He eventually made it back to town and search for the old man.
"Hey Popcorn where are you"!Link shouted in the night.
"Hand over the donut"!Said a shadow
"OK"!Link handed him the donut.
"And give me you're clothes"!It Said
"Ok"!
The shadow took his clothes and the donut and walked went to a strangers house.
"Hey you got some clothes I can borrow"!Said our nude hero
"Go away you naked hobo"!
THE END