Hey, guys! I know I haven't been on in a while, and that's just because I'm too lazy to type anything. But my Spanish teacher was talking about Fuzzy Wuzzy. I don't know why, he just gets really distracted.

Summary: Five-year-old Sasuke wants Itachi to tell him a bedtime story. But Fuzzy Wuzzy ends up being a bedtime story hassle for Itachi. Pre-massacre

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Fuzzy Wuzzy. If I did, this really would have happened.

Bedtime Hassle

By: Ilovemiax

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear…" Itachi recited to his younger brother, "Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair…"

"Wait," five year old Sasuke said, wiggling in his brother's lap, "I don't get it." It was night time and Sasuke had a hard time falling asleep. So, he insisted that Itachi tell him a bedtime story. Itachi ended up sitting on Sasuke's bed, with Sasuke in his lap; Fuzzy Wuzzy in one hand.

"What don't you get?" Itachi asked, "We're still on the first page!"

"I know but you said that Fuzzy Wuzzy was bald."

"So?"

"No, he's not!" Sasuke stabbed a small finger at the picture of the smiling brown bear. "See! He's covered in fur! He's not bald!"

"Sasuke…" Itachi sighed, deciding against his will to play along with Sasuke's reasoning. "Alright then, how should it be?"

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had a bald spot on his head!" The child beamed as if he'd found the cure to cancer.

"But it needs to rhyme. Bear and head don't rhyme!"

"Sasuke pouted, "FUZZY WUZZY WAS A BEAR, FUZZY WUZZY HAD NO HAIR! FUZZY WUZZY HAD A BALD SPOT ON HIS… His… his…" Sasuke faltered, realizing his newest predicament. His pouted face soon gave way to a light bulb, "…REAR!"

Itachi tried not to laugh, "Rear does not rhyme with hair."

"YES IT DOES!"

"Ok, ok!" Itachi said letting out the laughter he'd been holding back, "it rhymes, it rymes! Moving on… Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had a bald spot on his rear. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?"

"Yes he was." Sasuke answered just as Itachi was closing the book.

"Sasuke, you weren't supposed to answer that question."

"Why not?"

"Because.. you just aren't!"

"So why did they put it in the book?"

"They just did."

"Then they shouldn't have put it there. They must be stupid."

"Sasuke…" Itachi sighed.

"And Fuzzy Wuzzy is still fuzzy and, except for his bald patch on his butt."

"Right, right." Itachi picked up Sasuke, and tucked him in. "Good night Sasuke."

"But I'm not tired yet! Aniki!" Sasuke whined.

"Bed. Now."

"But—"

"You can recite Fuzzy Wuzzy. You know it don't you."

Sasuke sighed. "Ok." He agreed, giving in.

Itachi closed the door, smiling as he could hear Sasuke's voice slowly fade out to soft breathing.

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear…"

THE END

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