Hey there everyone. I just got this idea from this random kids TV show I watched with my baby cousin. And also from this meme someone posted up. This probably have a ton of bondings, but the one I like the most (and am going to use the most) is BunbunxLynn. It's really light, though. So yeah, enjoy. And leave a comment. This was just for the extra lolz! :D
YC!2000 presents: Rapunzel
Includes commentary from Bunbun and Lynn
A long time ago in a faraway land there lived a man and a woman who longed for a child, but it seemed as if their wish would never come true. At length it appeared that Ra was about to grant their desire.
These people had a little window at the back of their house, with a view of a beautiful garden, full of the most fabulous flowers and herbs. It was, however, surrounded by a mighty wall, and none dare cross the wall because the garden belonged to a great enchantress, whose prowess and dreadful might were feared throughout the world.
"I thought it was meant to be a witch?"
"Bunbun, no one cares what you think. Now be quiet and listen to the story."
One day the woman was standing by this window and looking down into the garden, when she saw a beautiful apple tree. The apples were large, red and juicy, and the woman longed to taste them. She became very unhappy, and stopped eating.
Her husband, The Joker, was alarmed, and asked, "What is wrong, dear wife?"
"Oh, if I cannot taste just one of those delicious looking apples which grow in that garden behind our house, I will die." She replied.
The man, who loved her, thought, 'I cannot let her die, so I must go and get some of those apples myself, no matter what.'
At midnight, he clambered down up the wall of the garden, quickly grabbed a handful of apples, and took them to his wife. She ate them up greedily. They tasted so good to her - so very good, that the next day she longed for another apple three times as much as before.
If he was to have any rest, her husband knew he must go back to the garden. Therefore, the very next evening he climbed back up the wall, but he lost his grip and plummeted down. When he looked up he was terrified, for he saw the enchantress standing before him.
"How dare you come into my garden and steal my apples like a thief? You shall suffer for it!" The enchantress shouted.
"Be merciful!" He pleaded, "I only made did it because I had to. My wife saw your apples from the window, and felt such a longing for them that she would have died if she had not got some to eat."
The enchantress calmed down somewhat and said to him
"If it is as you say, I will allow you to take away with you as many apples as you can, but you must give me your child when it is born. It shall be well treated, and I will care for it like a mother."
The man agreed to this.
"I never knew the Joker was such a wimp!" Bunbun interrupted.
"Apparently, he is."
"And he falls in love? Are you serious? If he did he wouldn't have killed m-"
"Will you shut up!"
When the man returned, he took his wife and all that they owned, and they fled together. For The Joker would rather die than give up his child.
"...The only part of this story that's even vaguely true is that The Joker didn't keep his promise."
However, when The Joker's wife gave birth, the enchantress appeared by her bedside, and took the child, naming it Bunbun.
"What the hell! I am not a baby! Nor am I some princess! This is not fair!"
Lynn merely laughed in response.
Bunbun grew up to be a beautiful child. However when she was twelve years old, the enchantress shut her away in a room at the top of a tower, in the middle of a forest. The tower had nether stairs nor door, but in the room at the top there was a large window. When the enchantress wanted to go in, she stood beneath the window and called out,
"Bunbun, Bunbun, let down your hair!"
Bunbun had magnificent long, black hair, and when she heard the enchantress calling, she unfastened her braided tresses, wound them round one of the hooks above the window, and then let her hair fall down out of the window. Once it had reached the ground, the enchantress climbed up it.
After three long years, it came to pass that a local prince rode through the forest and passed by the tower. Then he heard a song, which was so charming that he stood still and listened. It was Bunbun, who in her solitude passed her time by singing.
"Well, I wouldn't say her song was charming…" Lynn grimaced.
"Hey! I object to that. I don't sing for the public!" Bunbun retorted angrily.
The prince wanted to climb up to find out who was singing, so he looked for the door of the tower, but could not find one. He rode home, but the singing was so beautiful that every day he went out into the forest and listened to it.
Once when he was listening from behind a tree, he saw the enchantress approach, and he heard her call out:
"Bunbun, Bunbun, let down your hair!"
Then Bunbun let down the braids of her hair, and the enchantress climbed up, disappearing through the window.
The prince, who now knew how to get up, went away for the night, vowing to return in the morning. When he did, he called out,
"Bunbun, Bunbun, let down your hair!"
Immediately the hair fell down and prince Lynn climbed up.
"Wait, what was that? Prince Lynn? Prince Lynn! No way in hell would I be stupid enough to do that!" Lynn spluttered.
"Hey, you're not the only one who has an objection! You think I want my handsome prince to be you? Guess again, Fluffy!"
At first Bunbun was terribly frightened when a man appeared in the window; but prince Lynn treated her kindly, and told Bunbun that his heart had been awed at her singing, and he had been forced to see who it was singing. Then Bunbun lost her fear, and when the prince asked if Bunbun would take him as a husband, and she saw that the prince was young and handsome, Bunbun thought: 'He will love me more than old Dame Rafael does'; and she said yes, and laid her hand in the prince's.
"Sod off, I don't want your bloody hand."
"Come on Lynn, it's just a story."
"You were complaining a second ago!"
"Yeah, well maybe we should just listen. It isn't real, after all."
"Rafael being a witch is real enough to me."
"...Okay, well, unincluding that part."
Bunbun said to Lynn "I will happily go away with you, but I do not know how to get down. Bring with you a skein of silk every time that you come, and I will weave a ladder with it, and when that is ready I will descend, and you can take me on your horse."
"…"
"…"
They agreed that from now on the prince should come every evening, for the old woman came by day. The enchantress knew nothing of this, until one day Bunbun said to her,
"Tell me, Dame Rafael, how is it that you are so much heavier for me to draw up than prince Lynn?"
"Ah, you wicked child," cried the enchantress. "What did you just say? I thought I had managed to separate you from the world, and yet you have deceived me!"
In her anger she seized Bunbun's beautiful hair, wrapped it around her left hand, grabbed a pair of scissors and cut it all off. And she was so cruel that she took poor Bunbun to a desert where she had to live in great grief and misery.
"Noooooooooooo! Not my hair!" Bunbun wailed, falling to her knees.
"So you don't care about the 'great grief and misery'?" Lynn smirked.
"Of course not! Zazu and Teti-En are in the desert, i'll live."
"Don't worry Bunbun, I'm sure you can get a wig. Maybe a nice camel-hair one, as you're in a desert" Lynn taunted.
On the same day that she cast Bunbun out, however, the enchantress fastened the hair which she had cut off to the hook of the window, and when prince Lynn came and called out:
"Bunbun, Bunbun, let down your hair!"
she let the hair down. The prince climbed up, but instead of finding his dearest Bunbun, he found the enchantress, who gazed at him with wicked and venomous looks.
"Oh please, like that's going to scare me!" Lynn scoffed.
"Aha!" she cried mockingly, "you would fetch your dearest Bunbun, but she sits no longer singing in the nest; the cat has got her, and will scratch out your eyes as well. Bunbun is lost to you; you will never see her again."
The prince was beside himself with pain, and in his despair he leapt down from the tower. He escaped with his life, but the thorns into which he fell pierced his eyes.
"Why the bloody hell did the fool do that?" Lynn asked.
"He was in love, Lynn!"
"So if you're in love, you jump off a tower and try to suicide? I swear, i'll never fall in love..."
The prince wandered blind through the forest, eating nothing but roots and berries, and cried for his dead wife.
"He sounds like Amon, doesn't he?"
"If you compare me to that idiot, I'll-"
He went on in this way for some years, at eventually he came to the desert where Bunbun lived in misery. After a while Lynn heard a voice that sounded familiar and when he approached, Bunbun recognised him and fell on his neck and wept. Two of his tears wetted Lynn's eyes and they grew clear again, and he could see with them as well as before. He led her back to his father Afekia's kingdom where they were joyfully received, and they all lived happily ever after.
"Wait a second, Afekia is my father?"
"Hey, at least your character wasn't a princess!" Bunbun protested. "I'm almost willing to swap!"
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