Monster and man
Doesn't easily tan
Somewhat cool
But can be cruel
Unorthodox
Thinks outside the box
Off his rocks
Like coo-coo clocks
Satisfies his appetite
Even if it ain't right
Very curious
Wouldn't want him furious
A little tart
Comes in on his cart
Well to be fair
It's more like a chair
Has to strain
To stay in his lane
At any moment can go insane
Manages to refrain
He's rad
Kind of mad
Ain't some fad
Became a Dad