Hello and what have we here? Fan-fiction readers, that's what! Alright, now I'm off of my poetry kick. Sorry, kinda felt the need to put that. Summary time: Sam and Freddie become spies for the OSS. They come upon their biggest mission- hunting down a rogue agent in Hollywood while keeping their cover. Will they make it?
Sam POV
I was simply minding my own business, thinking about different types of meat, when a Latina teenager I don't even know burst through the door. She looks kind of official, and thinking back on the past week, I can't think of anything that could be considered federal crime; all I did was give out free wedgies to nerds, got detention from Ms. Briggs for sleeping in class, and throwing a dodge ball at Mr. Howard that I'd kept from P.E. Can you really consider that federal crime? Eh, I'll just ask her what the heck she's doing here. "Hi, I am looking for a Samantha Jennette Puckett," a Latina girl who looks about 15 asks me. Oh well, guess I didn't have to ask. "You're looking at her, now whaddya want?" I asked in my usual snide manner; I didn't know whether or not to let my guard down with this chick. "I am here to discuss important matters with you. You have been chosen as a possible OSS agent, along with your comrade, Fredward Benson. The qualities we look for in our agents are strength, street-smarts, all-around knowledge, a master at lying, and good strength in smarts. This is why we choose teams; your partner will be Fredward." What? Okay, first, I hear I've been asked to become a secret agent for this OSS thing, and now I have to be partners with Fredweird? Really? Lots of people say that karma is a byotch, but I never believed it until now. Stupid karma. "Whatever, I accept this offer, just go talk to Mr. Fred-dork over there if you want him to, because I'm not afraid to say that on his first assignment, he'd be so scared that he'd pee in his pants! Ha, crazy dork. With his stupid cu-dorky ways. Oh my gosh, what am I saying? Freddie- CUTE? Ha, and he even thinks poor Carly is in love with him. Well, I'm out, I wanna see if the stupid cu-nerdy (seriously, I've gotta STOP THAT!) boy can go without crying because he might be away from his overprotective wacko of a mother. PEACE!
Okay, so that was only a filler chapter to get the story started. If I get any reviews, then I will TRY to update by next Saturday (no promises :-D!)But anyways, I hope you like the beginning of this. Freddie gets involved, and then they get their first kick butt mission!